Admins and mods - the commentary.

[loveofreason]

*Ahem. Earth calling mothership. Earth calling mothership. Jesin is in position. Awaiting your orders. Over.*

Hey Jesin! Congratulations.

The Folder of Secret Plans you'll find just behind the stained coffee cups over there... that's it, just under the Lindt wrappers. Yep.

Now, if any of the chumps, er... highly esteemed users, see that file all our brilliant plans will be revealed.

Do not give away the plans!!!

And fer gawd's sake - don't rearrange my mess!



(Truthfully I've done nothing. It's Lightspeed's mess )

 

[NoID10ts]

VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!
VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!

 

[Jennywocky]

... we're being repressed...

 

[Agent Intellect]

i vote FusionKnight for admin. he's a libertarian, he won't do anything!

 

[Jennywocky]

i vote FusionKnight for admin. he's a libertarian, he won't do anything!

Congrats, Fusion! It could not have happened to a better badger, I mean chap!

Wheeee!

 

[FusionKnight]

i vote FusionKnight for admin. he's a libertarian, he won't do anything!

This would be my platform if I ever run for office!

 

[NoID10ts]

Make me an admin!

I promise every post will be made into its own thread and there will be random bannings, just for the fun of it.

I also pledge to use at least one expletive on every page.

Not to mention the rotating forum banners!

It would all be so exciting, don't you think?

I have visions of the wackiest forum on the internet that would get millions of hits a day. That way, I could charge for advertising space. Ten pop ups for every visit!

 

[Jennywocky]

Money is good.

A platform built on making it is even better.

 

[Decaf]

My platform is based on creating a new religion and sending out emails claiming that all I need is bank information in order to send them thousands of dollars. I dub Jesin the Pope of Hackery and NoID10Ts the Cockroach Chancellor. A vote for me is a vote for ... ... ... <shrug>

hehe... I beat LoR to 1000 posts :P

(please don't delete my posts in vengence! <cowers>)

 

[Agent Intellect]

my platform would be simplifying the language. that would be double plus good.

edit- and i beat you ALL to 1000! that means i have a bigger INTPness.

 

[Jennywocky]

My platform is based on creating a new religion and sending out emails claiming that all I need is bank information...

I love how we start by talking about a money platform and immediately we move straight to religion...

 

[Decaf]

I love how we start by talking about a money platform and immediately we move straight to religion...

Are they not related?

 

[NoID10ts]

How can the creator of the known universes be so damn broke?

Maybe there are multiple universes and our God is like the US government, just borrowing money from all the other universes. Maybe we are in a Universal Debt situation here and we don't know it. Our universe is under threat of a huge economic collapse because we all live beyond our means what with all these pretty stars and all. All the other God's are like, "you should repay your debts, we're tired of always having to bail you guys out".

Just a thought.

 

[FusionKnight]

Maybe there are multiple universes and our God is like the US government, just borrowing money from all the other universes.

That explains EVERYTHING!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Agent Intellect]

i think we need to impeach God. i heard he had a child with a woman he's not married to. that and he's a socialist.

 

[NoID10ts]

i think we need to impeach God. i heard he had a child with a woman he's not married to. that and he's a socialist.

He's also against gay marriage, even though he lives with some dude, Jebus or something like that. And he's a bit of a warmonger what with all the smiting and all.

And I don't think he likes Pangolins.

 

[Jennywocky]

i think we need to impeach God. i heard he had a child with a woman he's not married to. that and he's a socialist.

What? You mean he's not a Christian???

He's also against gay marriage..

Oh, whew. I was scared for a second.

 

[Agent Intellect]

God is a secret muslim.

 

[NoID10ts]

God is a secret muslim.

DIE, INFIDELS, DIE!!!!

 

[Decaf]

This "God" character is a stalker. I'm told he watches everything we do.

 

[Agent Intellect]

just like santa.... wait a minute. are santa and God the same person???

 

[Kuu]

He's also against gay marriage, even though he lives with some dude, Jebus or something like that. And he's a bit of a warmonger what with all the smiting and all.

And I don't think he likes Pangolins.

I could live with the other stuff, I mean it's not so bad.... but he doesn't like pangolins? Outrageous! That's serious business right there. God has got to go.

 

[Jesin]

Great! Now I'm just waiting for Lor to log back on and read my PM so I can get something besides the title. Somehow I didn't get any of the actually useful powers.

 

[NoID10ts]

Great! Now I'm just waiting for Lor to log back on and read my PM so I can get something besides the title. Somehow I didn't get any of the actually useful powers.

He's not wielding supreme power, just yet! It's the only reason we're still alive I think.

I swear I saw a Pangolin in my bathtub this morning.

 

[loveofreason]

hehe... I beat LoR to 1000 posts :P

Dang! You've been fluffing!

Great! Now I'm just waiting for Lor to log back on and read my PM so I can get something besides the title. Somehow I didn't get any of the actually useful powers.

...and?

 

[Kuu]

...and?

I knew it! She's been playing you all along, you fool, drugging you with visions of power, seducing you into betraying your fellow brethren!

He's not wielding supreme power, just yet! It's the only reason we're still alive I think.

I swear I saw a Pangolin in my bathtub this morning.

I don't think I'll sleep tonight. Can't even trust the sanctity of my bedroom anymore. They're everywhere. I fear I might not make it to see the sun again.

 

[loveofreason]

I knew it! She's been playing you all along, you fool, drugging you with visions of power, seducing you into betraying your fellow brethren!

NoNo!

I just have a cruel sense of humour and I regret it now.



I really have moved Jesin to Admin status - he has all the same permissions as I do, so I can't figure out why he can't access the Admin panel. (And I'm limited in what I can access thanks to way Ragnar set me up as Admin... maybe I can't pass on the power???)

Anyway, hopefully the last bit of tweaking I did changed the situation...

Jesin? Do you have the power?

 

[loveofreason]

Make me an admin!

I promise every post will be made into its own thread and there will be random bannings, just for the fun of it.

I also pledge to use at least one expletive on every page.

Not to mention the rotating forum banners!

It would all be so exciting, don't you think?

I have visions of the wackiest forum on the internet that would get millions of hits a day. That way, I could charge for advertising space. Ten pop ups for every visit!

Random bannings?

I can do that!

 

[NoID10ts]

Random bannings?

I can do that!

You wouldn't ban me, right?

Just because you have to get up every morning and split several threads a day on my account? That's just fun! Isn't it?

Besides, I'd just re-register as NoID20ts, then as NoID310ts, then as NoID40ts, then as NoID50ts, then as NoID60ts.......................................

I'm like a disease you can't get rid of.

Plus, if you silence the conspiracy theorist, it gives validity to the conspiracy.

By the way, don't think I didn't notice the Pango-Person eating my Sc1ent0l0g1st neighbors spleen last night and humping his three legged cat. I kind of enjoyed it, but they will never get my spleen!

Now if you want to ban some people, I'll send you a list.

Anyway, congratulations, Jesin, Lord and Master.

 

[Decaf]

You wouldn't ban me, right?

That wouldn't be very random now would it.

 

[NoID10ts]

That wouldn't be very random now would it.

She already banned me.

But I am rather enjoying it. I feel like the bad boy of the forum now. My goody two shoes image is now a thing of the past!

 

[Decaf]

She already banned me.

But I am rather enjoying it. I feel like the bad boy of the forum now. My goody two shoes image is now a thing of the past!

You're Fonzie! (Thomas doesn't count cause he got written out of our little sit com) Watch out for that shark!

YouTube- Batman shark attack

 

[EloquentBohemian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jg2okfrmR4

ROFL!!​

 

[loveofreason]

I'm just popping in to see if the Admin status is working yet for Jesin.

But I think I've been too cruel with my joke way back up there ^ ... he hasn't replied.



I'm sorry. FORGIVE ME!

 

[Jesin]

Hello!

No, your joke was not too cruel. And no, I did not mistake it for a non-joke; I mean, it even had a after it.

When I don't respond, that usually just means I haven't bothered to respond. If I take offense to a joke, I'll usually just say something like "No. Bad joke." or "Please never say that again." I never object to something by remaining silent. (Well, maybe in real life I'll use facial expressions, but on a forum?)

And really, some people on this forum have been making much crueler jokes than that.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

If Jesin is an admin now, does he get more dots on his avatar?

 

[Jesin]

If Jesin is an admin now, does he get more dots on his avatar?

If I added more dots to it, then it would break!

Well, actually, there are two similar patterns with more dots that would work, but at least for now I'd rather keep this one.

 

[NoID10ts]

You're Fonzie! (Thomas doesn't count cause he got written out of our little sit com) Watch out for that shark!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jg2okfrmR4

Now that is funny! HOLY SARDINES, BATMAN!

I couldn't watch it earlier because I was at work and the filters won't let me go to youtube.

And really, some people on this forum have been making much crueler jokes than that.

Who here is crueler than lor? She banned me for Christs sake!

She is the queen of mean. The master of disaster. The Goddess of...........aw shit, I don't know, but I think I'm in love.

 

[loveofreason]

Hello!

No, your joke was not too cruel. And no, I did not mistake it for a non-joke; I mean, it even had a after it.

When I don't respond, that usually just means I haven't bothered to respond. If I take offense to a joke, I'll usually just say something like "No. Bad joke." or "Please never say that again." I never object to something by remaining silent. (Well, maybe in real life I'll use facial expressions, but on a forum?)

And really, some people on this forum have been making much crueler jokes than that.

Now that is funny! HOLY SARDINES, BATMAN!

I couldn't watch it earlier because I was at work and the filters won't let me go to youtube.



Who here is crueler than lor? She banned me for Christs sake!

She is the queen of mean. The master of disaster. The Goddess of...........aw shit, I don't know, but I think I'm in love.

Ooh, Cognisant by a long shot. He's one mean bean. Wouldn't turn my back on him. Nope. No way.

I'm meek and kind. I try my meanest bestest but it sounds like kitten farts beside the great evil that is Cognisant. Ask Jesin. Ask Kidege.

*mewl*

 

[NoID10ts]

Ooh, Cognisant by a long shot. He's one mean bean. Wouldn't turn my back on him. Nope. No way.

I'm meek and kind. I try my meanest bestest but it sounds like kitten farts beside the great evil that is Cognisant. Ask Jesin. Ask Kidege.

*mewl*

Oh, you! Stop being so modest. You're spectacularly cruel! That is why we all look to you for guidance.


On a side note, I'm curious about where this forum emanates from. Who started it? Why? Who pays the bills? If I want to plan a hostile take over I need to know these kinds of things.

 

[loveofreason]

There's a rumour we emanate from some kind of quantum echo created from the ripples propagating from Agent Intellect's anal sphincter when he laughs, but I don't quite get the mechanics of it. AI could tell you.

 

[NoID10ts]

There's a rumour we emanate from some kind of quantum echo created from the ripples propagating from Agent Intellect's anal sphincter when he laughs, but I don't quite get the mechanics of it. AI could tell you.

That would explain all the shit!

 

[Agent Intellect]

no, i simply lit one of my farts on fire and bam, the universe was created. and to think, it never would have come about if my friend had told me i couldn't do it!

 

[Decaf]

Oh, you! Stop being so modest. You're spectacularly cruel! That is why we all look to you for guidance.

I don't know... LoR hasn't tried to feed us to tigers yet. I definitely thinks she's capable, but Cognisant has the lead in the evil department.

Wait a second... LoR? Lore? Does that mean Cognisant is some kind of evil Data? The Dinner party is just another one or his Sherlock Holmes holodeck programs gone awry?

 

[Kidege]

Cognisant's el diablo con sombrero. Even worse than el diablo con dinero.

 

[NoID10ts]

Did anyone notice that we beat the "most users ever" record on November 18? That hasn't change since May, I think. People are really starting to tune in and watch the freak show.

I'm a little uncomfortable with this. Too many eyes on us, must crawl into a dark hole.

 

[NoID10ts]

We broke the record again. We're being watched. We are in a fishbowl here. I must vomit.

 

[Auburn]

We broke the record again. We're being watched. We are in a fishbowl here. I must vomit.

Good to know I'm not the only one paranoid here

If this site gets much bigger I may start to disappear...

 

[Jesin]

Don't worry too much. At this point there are still people, not just posts.

 

[Melkor]

The batman shark attack was fantastic...
Leads me to think.....an anti-No-idiots spray?

Now thats worth investing in....