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[Melkor]

HELLLLO

I have drank twwo coders and five whiskys.
I feeel like a warm puppy.


I love most of yoy half of much as you deserve
And I freaking hater the rest of youuuuu!



Sooooo...


Kisss meeeehhhhhhh!

 

[Jennywocky]

Okay, Mister Proudfoot.
Show those hairy toes!

 

[Melkor]

Pfffffttttttttt
I am not of the shirrreee, nor of halfingggg btred!

I am fo the black laaandssss

They are sexierrrrrr
BITCH

 

[Deleted member 1424]

There you go proving national stereotypes.

I foresee oceans of vomit in your near future.

 

[Jennywocky]

WE SHALL CROSS THE OCEAN OF VOMIT IN A FAIR ELVEN BOAT AND SEE THE GOLDEN SUNLIGHT DANCE UPON THE VERDANT SHORES OF THE WESTERN LANDS AND WEEP AT ITS BEAUTY SELAH

 

[Melkor]

Adssssdddy<3

Nooooo thank yoy I am nowehere near vomittting
I am quite very much really okay.
Unlesss I drink wayyyy more.

Also you aree sexxxxxy

 

[Architect]

Okay, Mister Proudfoot.
Show those hairy toes!

proudFEET!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Humans are not permitted in the Undying lands, Jenny.
That's why the humans drink.

As the favored descendant of the magnificent Ungoliant, I visit often to terrorize the smug and indolent elves.

adssssdddy<3

My, my. You're getting perilously close to calling me 'Daddy.'
Ah, well it's still better than 'bub.'
I still hate you for that btw, Belph



Anyway, you seem lonely, Mel. Does our lascivious lady Lor no longer love you?

 

[Melkor]

Humans are not permitted in the Undying lands, Jenny.
That's why the humans drink.

As the favored descendant of the magnificent Ungoliant, I visit often to terrorize the smug and indolent elves.




My, my. You're getting perilously close to calling me 'Daddy.'
Ah, well it's still better than 'bub.'
I still hate you for that btw, Belph



Anyway, you seem lonely, Mel. Does our lascivious lady Lor no longer love you?

Ungoliant is beautiffffulll.^---^

Lor ran awaey and left meeee ((((

Nyahahahaha

Bub
I will calk you bub.

Only sexilyyyy.

Buuuub.

 

[The Introvert]

OH MY GOD ME TOO!

 

[Melkor]

OH MY GOD ME TOO!

Ommmgggggggletss party!


*Jumptackle*

 

[The Gopher]

Sup Bub, lets go get the bubbly and continue *hic* drinking.

 

[Melkor]

Welp.
You'll be glad to know I made it home, my train trip wasn't too arduous, and my hangover non-existent.


Also I will be drinking again tonight and I'm going to stay in, so we should have a Skype party like cool kids!

EVERYONE DRINK.

 

[Architect]

EVERYONE DRINK.

<Raises a cup of tea>

 

[Jennywocky]

I feel like I already have a hangover, and I didn't even touch any alcohol.