A little fellatio goes a long way

[Reverse Transcriptase]

in bats!
http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2009/1030/2

teehee

 

[Agent Intellect]

How immoral of them!

 

[flow]

"The finding of fellatio in bats is exciting news," says Frans de Waal, a primatologist at Emory University..

lolz, interesting.

 

[Toad]

"Fellatio may also offer protection against sexually transmitted diseases, based on the antimicrobial properties of saliva." LOL I'm gonna use that to get head before sex from now on.

 

[cuterebra]

In certain species of bats--not RT's fellatio bats, obviously--the male must wait until the female hibernates before he can copulate with her. The female then stores the sperm all winter and pregnancy does not occur until after hibernation.

 

[echoplex]

How can I get reincarnated as a male bat? Is there an application process for that? I bet there's a long waiting list. This is relevant to my interests! Those naughty bastards!

 

[Beat Mango]

hahahaha

 

[Ghost1986]

more proof sex is natural and a good thing. fuck you catholic church! especially those so damn sexy nuns.

bats are perverts.


mmmm nuns.


on second though perhaps iam the pervert.

 

[Ashenstar]

*snortle*

@RT - Soooo what erm brought this article up for you?

 

[ktp]

Anyone else turned on by the video? Kinda erotic isn't it...

 

[Toad]

*snortle*

@RT - Soooo what erm brought this article up for you?

Haha! Googling beastiality?

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

*snortle*

@RT - Soooo what erm brought this article up for you?

ha! I'm not a perve... I was reading this article: http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2009/1029/2

and then I was like "what? a science article about fellatio?" *click*

 

[Ashenstar]

Well, I am a perv so I thought I would offer up a scientific article on animals performing cunnilingus.... but what I found was... not what I was looking for! O_O

 

[Anthile]

Well, I am a perv so I thought I would offer up a scientific article on animals performing cunnilingus.... but what I found was... not what I was looking for! O_O

The internet is a scary place.

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

Well, I am a perv so I thought I would offer up a scientific article on animals performing cunnilingus.... but what I found was... not what I was looking for! O_O

You should take your perv energy out on your INTP boy

 

[lightspeed]

Someone once told this girl that it whitens the teeth, and clears acne as well. Sperm, that is. That's why it's also beneficial to swallow.

 

[Ashenstar]

Someone once told this girl that it whitens the teeth, and clears acne as well. Sperm, that is. That's why it's also beneficial to swallow.

Was this girl rather gullible? *snicker*

 

[Toad]

Someone once told this girl that it whitens the teeth, and clears acne as well. Sperm, that is. That's why it's also beneficial to swallow.

I'm sure those are the same reasons bats do it...

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

Cum is a great moisturizer! It's been proven and everything!

(however, it's probably better to buy a bottle of lotion than to jerk off a guy everytime...)

 

[Ashenstar]

Cum is a great moisturizer! It's been proven and everything!

(however, it's probably better to buy a bottle of lotion than to jerk off a guy everytime...)

depends on which perspective you are going to use.

Shouldn't this thread be guided back towards um.. bats? or something.

 

[fullerene]

He made his choice when he named this thread what he did

 

[Toad]

Cum is a great moisturizer! It's been proven and everything!

(however, it's probably better to buy a bottle of lotion than to jerk off a guy everytime...)

Really? I found that sperm made my hand sticky and crusty more than moist.

 

[Android]

My parents had a goat that would get up on it's hind legs and lick one of the horse's vaginas. The horse seemed to like it. We ate the goat for grossing us out all the time.

 

[Toad]

My parents had a goat that would get up on it's hind legs and lick one of the horse's vaginas. The horse seemed to like it. We ate the goat for grossing us out all the time.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAH

 

[Ashenstar]

ROFL


I don't wish to be juvenile enough to laugh at this thread but I can't help it.

 

[Kuu]

You should take your perv energy

????

PROFIT.




Seriously. If we could just tap into this nearly limitless resource.... just imagine the possibilities. Why scientists have yet to investigate it is beyond me.

(For some reason, that sounds like the premise for some hentai movie or something... this being the internet, I wouldn't be surprised if it exists already...)

 

[snafupants]

I recently saw a walrus sucking his own penis - unfortunately, this was not first hand ethnographic research. I would be like

 

[Fukyo]

I recently saw a walrus sucking his own penis - unfortunately, this was not first hand ethnographic research. I would be like