A Christmas Carol (INTPian version)

[Da Blob]

Bah! Humbug! It is 2011, not 1843 and I am not afraid of ghosts like my dear great, great grandfather, Ebenezer!

So bring it on, you Ghosts of Christmas, give it your best shot...

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[Trebuchet]

"...and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge." -Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

Actually, I don't have any problem with anyone disliking Christmas. I just always love the irony of calling someone a "Scrooge," given the end of the story.

 

[Cognisant]

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Relatives come to stay
Oh, the family's here again
Just for Christmas day
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Spent the last month's pay
Oh, here's your bloody gifts
Now go the fuck away

 

[SpaceYeti]

I hearts me some Christmas! It's my favorite holiday.

 

[thelithiumcat]

Haha, I do like Cognisant's.

Silent night, lonely night.
Slipped away, out of sight.
Avoid all relatives, near and far.
Investigate presents, all that there are.
Please leave me here alone.
Hopefully they'll leave me alone.

Heh, twas an attempt...


Original:

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Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

 

[Melllvar]

I was supposed to go eat thanksgiving dinner with my family, but slept through it instead. Maybe I can do the same with Christmas.

I hate this time of year.

Where's the holiday that celebrates isolation? Fuck this friends & family bullshit.

 

[Oedipus]

I won't have the house to myself again for weeks. I need to buy a lock.

On the upside, the best Christmas song ever. The Pogues & Kirsty McColl Fairytale Of New York - YouTube

 

[Dapper Dan]

But... I like my family.