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Melkor

Melkor

*Silent antagonist* 33 From Béal feirste
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  • Hi - when are you going to finish haunting the dark hallways of this place and shine some Melkorian wit on us feeble-minded peasants?
    I decided to replay ff7, and I've modded the hell out of it.
    Naturally thought of you. :p

    Nice profile image btw.
    Auburn
    Well, I got a 3DS and Pokemon Y yesterday! ^.^
    (Finally catching up on technology.)

    I paid your child support *twice* last year, wut else do ya want??
    loveofreason
    'Hit'? When did we ever hit anything together?

    Y'know, I'm thinking of giving a certain soly your skype - he can talk for hours and he just reminds me of you!
    Cognisant
    I want to build a teddy/kitty endoscopic robot for, y'know, stuff.

    And yes lady joker is yummy.
    Did you see the profile pic?
    Cognisant

    Follow along in The Manga Guide to Biochemistry as Kumi explores the mysteries of her body's inner workings. With the help of RoboCat, the professor's friendly endoscopic robot.

    Oh fuck that's funny :D
    Cognisant
    The heavily accented/drunk guy?
    I don't believe it.

    Was there a third voice in there, if there was I couldn't distinguish it from the first.
    Cognisant
    OH. Ten points to Slytherin if you can guess which voice is mine!

    In the Fez video you were the guy playing I think?
    TheScornedReflex
    I did clean up in there this one time! I think. Or did I think about cleaning? Does that count? It should. That better not be my outfit I stole from Fukyo!!
    Cognisant
    I'd love to see a show where the nice but useless flatmate you mentioned gets their comeuppance, I mean who wouldn't? But the question is how does that happen?
    It's hard not to be the "bad guy" but maybe that's the solution, e.g. The xenomorph is a real nice guy but his nesting habits are really annoying (messing with the thermostat, redirecting the venting, "redecorating", etc) and someone else gets a flamethrower and goes all Ripley on him because everyone else has been dissing their evil cred lately.

    If nothing else it would be cathartic to see the ice/useless flatmate burn :D
    Cognisant
    What's the YouTube channel called?
    I wanna see I wanna see :D

    I think it's a good idea to take inspiration from real experiences with flat mates, y'know as they say art imitates life; kind of like watching a horror movie because on some level you feel it's teaching you the do's and dont's of, for example, surviving a zombie outbreak, likewise I think part of the reason why shows like Friends and Seinfeld were so popular was because they showed relatable people dealing with relatable problems, except in stupid/insane/amusing ways.
    loveofreason
    Super! That'll be purrrrrrrrrrrrfect for me, darling ^^

    Can I destroy the world?


    Oh - you'd better be writing. I expect great things!
    Cognisant
    Send it to a few people and we can each voice a character, make a podcast of it.
    Will need some audio editing software...

    Remember a sitcom is "situational comedy", shows like Seinfeld and Friends worked so well because they created funny yet relatable situations which is unfortunately is at odds with your exotic characters, but that juxtaposition itself could be funny, e.g. Someone explains the birds and the bees to the xenomorph and he's horrified by it, "So you're saying they reproduce by touching their..." (343) "Not just touching, the male inserts-" "STOP! Eww no shut up I don' to want to hear this, my god humans are disgusting", and for added drama/comedy the Xenomorph is in a romantic relationship with Light who may or may not be gay since a xenomorph drone is neither gender.

    Exotic characters + normal people problems (more or less) = funny.
    TheScornedReflex
    Pointy cold ice AND wind? You fiend! Also, one of them really liked me sexing it up...

    *summons his scythe before slamming it into the ground creating a Hellfire storm all around him*
    TheScornedReflex
    *Jumps behind the Delux Sangheili Blender before creating a tidal wave, of now blended Sangheili, crashing towards you*

    But I thought I could keep them. Well, at least you got the... remains... back. I may also have had my way with a few of them. These things sometimes happen. What can I say?
    TheScornedReflex
    But I thought they were there for me to sacrifice!

    *looks at the Sangheili running at him before spawning his Delux Sangheili Blender*

    And here they told me I was crazy for buying one of these!
    The Gopher
    Side note don't give THD any pictures of you. He is hunting you.

    Edit: although feel free to send some to me :o
    TheScornedReflex
    Sounds like its been done before. Perhaps we could put a slight spin on things. Give it that bloody, cringe worthy effect. I mean, there are many plebs here that lack the will to rip another asunder for no other reason than the joy it brings. A sad time indeed.

    *Slowly starts sharping his Scythe*
    TheScornedReflex
    As long as it is loooooooong and painful on the way down, I'm all for it. There is a certain pleasure in pain, no?
    The Gopher
    *puts monopoly away after the game* Well if we continue to play together we'll get old quick. We should marry and grow old together!
    PhoenixRising
    They just don't fathom the omnipotence of the Dark Lord.. who shaped the lands of Middle-Earth and moved half the symphony of the Ainur in the great places of Eru!

    *sigh* ah the incompetence of humans and small woodland creatures ~,~
    PhoenixRising
    .. I just began reading Tolkien's Simarillion - and now know the true magnitude of your power o.o!

    *marvels in the greatness of Melkor*
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