It's not that I don't see any intuitive "form" to your writings (when they are properly written) it's that I disagree with them. In other words, were you to say, "Full pails move slowly," in response to a fat person being hit by a bus, I would laugh at your joke (that fat people are too slow to dodge buses) but admonish you for being so cold.
The problem, then, isn't that I don't understand what you say (usually, for sometimes you really do leave my head spinning) but that I disagree. However, I do sometimes disagree to such an extent that to avoid getting "sucked in" by your words, I disengage. It's kind of like an athesit reading the Bible: after reading twenty times he might start believing it.
-Duxwing