Do you still post on here? Me and my gf broke up 
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OK, it's on.
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I love the part where the kid thinks his mother needs air holes in her box...so he puts some in. I was a little worried about how well you'd do at translating it since it's in a very coloquial southern U.S.A. accent.
It's just dark and desperate enough I figured you'd enjoy it.
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Sort of, my whip has little metal barbs on the end.
Yo, quick! Give me the Cliff's Notes version of Serbia's history. STAT!
Wedding? Oh that. Right. I'm making him wear a top hat.
thank you for the welcome
love your foto (bearded thread)
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*feels suspicious...realizes she always feels suspicious*
Eh, as my mother says, "like dead fish, company smells after two days".
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Don't worry. It has to go to space first!
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I have placed a package in the mail for you. I think the man at the post office thought I was a terrorist when I said it was going to Serbia. Also, I think you know me well enough to see the threat for what it is.
Enjoy.
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Happy Anniversary, Minx
"You continue carrying the torch of twisted humor and weirdness, Mellvar."
You know, I think this might be one of the best compliments I've ever received. Thanks.
I need your address because the idea of sending you random shit amuses me greatly.
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What? Is the dress to much?
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I found your cat. He was slinking around my back porch. He's lucky I didn't kill him and eat him for dinner.
Egads that was hilarious.
"One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for sexual expression."
Poor bastard. ROFL!My reply is too long so I'm PM'ing it instead.. Sorry, hehe.
Naw shucks, I like you too .... hang on, you're doing that squirmy squirm thing again, ain't ya?
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Why can't it be both?
Wat's up
I am most definetly a neurotic psychotic, which is working out perfect as always,my dreams are blending with my definition of reality and awareness,I have never really considered myself an outsider but I am usually on edge,most would have to agree that death is a necessity but everybody wants to be part of the solution but nobody wants to be part of the problem, do somthing right and nobody remembers do somthing wrong and nobody forgets,but I am friends with everybody. If only there was more time in a day or a lifetime for that matter,I could travel great distances in space to visit other planets or explore to my hearts content the wonders and beauties of our world or travels the realms of inner space and the astral dimensions spanning the enitre collective consciousness to give weight to hollow memories and solve the unfixable inextricable puzzles of the human spirit and use my knowledge to benefit the community as a whole and subsequently perpetuate the cosmic engines of my existance
*SLAP*
GET UP BITCH!
I'd rephrase it as the quest for reality, but yeah it's coming along well. I read this in a Zen book some time ago: "I like reality. It tastes of bread". The girlfriend's good, just had our one-year.
Looking for a way out of the corporate world? Try the door
Any ideas on where you're going to go? What about here:
YouTube - Louis Theroux - Indian Gurus 1‏
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