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MunkySpanker

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Instead of having my own company and in charge of hiring and firing people, setting company direction, deciding what the hell we do in the first place...

I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my ass and kill people without retribution. And be a professional surfer/motorcycle rider instead.

Okay I don't even think I answered my own question.
 

EditorOne

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I'll go you one better. I'm not sure there was a question in there in the first place.
 

Stoic Beverage

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I'm not sure, but it's rather chilly.
There was actually a pretty clearly stated question, but it is in the title. The post itself didn't include the question, though (as you two have clearly noticed).
Seeing as my current "job" would be attending school, I'd change it so that I learn (HAH. As if they teach anything in that wretched place that I didn't already know.) without actually attending school. That way, I could just be at home in peaceful solitude.
 

indigofireflies

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First of all, I wish I wasn't in high school.
I wish my job was writing of some sort. If I miraculously publish a bestseller, I could sit, pet cats, and write for the rest of my existence in rather peaceful solitude.
 

CoryJames

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Instead of being asked to reveal my torso and act as a "human mannequin" (no lie, thats the actual term my employers use) to be ogled at by middle aged women and teenage girls, and trying to "make them feel sexy" (again, just quoting what my managers tell me to do)....

I would like to burn my store to the ground, with the sheer force of my hatred for it, then walk out of the wild flames like a vengeful demigod, and calmly explain to each and every one of the awestruck survivors in the mall the concept that, even when AF says something is 30 percent off, they must take into account that they are beginning from a gross margin of over 500%, and therefore, they are still making 470% gross margin on you. And not because the clothes are of poor quality. I will be the first to admit that this is not true.

While I do not like the style itself, or the message that AF projects, (because it is a lie and scam that uses naive kids like myself to encapsulate this...fake idea of life), the clothing is of a decent quality. However, it is produced by 5-15 year old children who have their ankles handcuffed to a loom somewhere in the Philippines or Vietnam.

Sadly, as we still labor under the whips and within the bars of a monetary system, I need the job so I can pay for my car insurance, and to continue eating the ridiculous amount of sushi I do each day.
 
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