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The Definition of Hell For Each Type. (Shameless Copypasta)

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ESTJ – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.

INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.

INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.

ESFJ – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.

ESFP – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.

ISTP – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.

ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.

ISFP – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.

ENFJ – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.

ISFJ – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.

ISTJ – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s expected of you.

INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.

ESTP – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.

ENTP – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.
 

Sinny91

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Lol. I could imagine us all.
I was going to contest that the INTPs could do worse... But then I had flash backs.. [shudders ]
 
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I was honestly half-tempted to leave these as VMs to people here.

For example: *Clicks Proxy's profile* "Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead." :D

*Edit: Screw it. I'mma do it anyway. :D
 

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INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Wide of the mark, I could find that interesting. Better would be "You have to work as a Wall Mart greeter, endlessly." or something.
 

onesteptwostep

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ESTJ – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.

I could live with that.

INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.
Some of them might, some of them won't, so it's fine tbh.

INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.
Idiocy depends on the whether the person understood the idea which I was trying to convey.

ESFJ – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.
I've been in situations like these, but in more of a comical way.

ESFP – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.
Hmm, my first reaction was, 'oh I don't mind this', but then my Si made me realized I've already done this before, so no.

ISTP – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.
Doesn't seem that bad.

ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.
I wouldn't mind this.

ISFP – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.
I wouldn't mind criticism.

ENFJ – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.
I usually don't give out advice in the first place, but if shit hits the fan, well, woops.

ISFJ – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.
Uhhh, really?

ISTJ – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s expected of you.
Isn't this what life is?

INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.
If the pay's good I'd probably work in it for a year or so.

ESTP – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.
Well Stephen Hawking's fine so why not.

ENTP – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.
BUT THERE STILL ARE OTHER MEDIUMS THAN SOUND SO HA!

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.
Er, damn, this is sort of hellish.

ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.
Oh so it's like the military, well why not.
 

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INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.

This is my current situation and it feels like hell.
 
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Sure, but politics will do it too. :D

*high fives self for that save*
 

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These are great!

I'd expand the ENTP one to this:
"Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution, with no public opposition leading to the decision. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal, and you alone see this as a problem."

Otherwise, the ENTP may just be spurred on to incite a revolt or something.
 

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Wide of the mark, I could find that interesting. Better would be "You have to work as a Wall Mart greeter, endlessly." or something.

On a bustling down-town corner dressed as a flower, advertising for a bouquet-mart. Required to kick up heels, bounce and dance to get potential customer's attention while holding a large sign.
 

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On a bustling down-town corner dressed as a flower, advertising for a bouquet-mart. Required to kick up heels, bounce and dance to get potential customer's attention while holding a large sign.

true fact dude

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