So, two INTP's walk into a bar....

[niteshift]

So, two INTP's walk into a bar.......

Finish the joke.

cheers, niteshift

 

[Cryss Winters]

One goes home and hangs himself... ...buy a bike?

 

[Decaf]

candy corn

 

[niteshift]

Ah, right ! All dull manic despressives may now leave the room.

cheers, niteshift

 

[Cryss Winters]

...they both say "ouch!"

 

[niteshift]

We're getting there....

cheers, niteshift

 

[Cobra]

...one says to the other, "How's it going?"
The other, only making very brief eye contact, replies, "Not much."
The first says, "Hm?"
The second says, "What?"
And there's an awkward pause where they realize not only that the comic shop that used to be there is not in fact there anymore, and they are quite apparently in a bar... but that they are so terrible with small talk that they failed to notice for a near minute... then they try to leave at the same time, and they can't figure out who's gonna walk through the exit first, and they do that awkward slow lean and half-step toward the door rapidly (but silently) changing from "Okay, I'm gonna go" to "After you" and back again via the most uneasy set of body language gestures, some of which the other is not even catching because they're so rampantly trying to avoid eye contact, all while the one INTP is holding the door for the other thinking to himself, "Go," while the one he's holding it for is going, "I'M SO CONFUSED," and then they both think, "Why the fuck is Rascal Flats playing in a bar on the north side of Chicago?"

And as they look at each other in that moment, they realize, "Oh my god. I left my Super Nintendo on," and they immediately work out their exit strategy and go back to their respective homes.

 

[Cryss Winters]

That made me giggle, Cobra.

 

[niteshift]

Bravo !

cheers, niteshift

 

[Beat Mango]

and promptly leave.

Uhh... that's about all I got. Cool thread tho

 

[Ermine]

...one says to the other, "How's it going?"
The other, only making very brief eye contact, replies, "Not much."
The first says, "Hm?"
The second says, "What?"
And there's an awkward pause where they realize not only that the comic shop that used to be there is not in fact there anymore, and they are quite apparently in a bar... but that they are so terrible with small talk that they failed to notice for a near minute... then they try to leave at the same time, and they can't figure out who's gonna walk through the exit first, and they do that awkward slow lean and half-step toward the door rapidly (but silently) changing from "Okay, I'm gonna go" to "After you" and back again via the most uneasy set of body language gestures, some of which the other is not even catching because they're so rampantly trying to avoid eye contact, all while the one INTP is holding the door for the other thinking to himself, "Go," while the one he's holding it for is going, "I'M SO CONFUSED," and then they both think, "Why the fuck is Rascal Flats playing in a bar on the north side of Chicago?"

And as they look at each other in that moment, they realize, "Oh my god. I left my Super Nintendo on," and they immediately work out their exit strategy and go back to their respective homes.

That is so amazingly realistic. Just nix the Super Nintendo, and I guarantee that it's happened to me before. Kudos.

 

[mormeguil]

I know i'm going to shame you all but...I have been going to bar pretty often lately lol. Dancing bar too (but i'm a very bad dancer, not the wors but o well ) It's pretty nice actually

 

[Kuu]

So, two INTP's walk into a bar.

I see what you did there, funny man.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

What kind of bar are we talking about here?

Two INTPs walk into a bar and hit their heads on it, causing bleeding. It's a rusty iron bar so they go and get tetanus boosters.

 

[Claverhouse]

They each get out a book and ignore what the other is saying.


Claverhouse

 

[Chimera]

How can you ignore something that's not there? :P ​