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[Urraco]

Heyyyyy everybody. I thought I should say hi so I don't feel quite as creepy being a lurker. I don't think there's anything else new I could say.

Ah, I will say that this forum looks very promising. I was really disheartened after nothing but bad experiences at another popular forum. It made me doubt my type a lot because the INTPs there seemed so rude. But this place looks exactly like what I hoped the others would and didn't. Everybody is so polite, it reeks of that disgusting camaraderie I secretly crave so badly, god damnit. Plus some
of the stuff on here has been bone-chillingly accurate, I'd say get out of
my head but that's almost a catchphrase here.

I guess I should be done now.

 

[Synthetix]

Hai

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

I was really disheartened after nothing but bad experiences at another popular forum. It made me doubt my type a lot because the INTPs there seemed so rude.

Come on! Name and shame!

 

[Lydia]

You don't like chocolate. Welcome.

 

[Urraco]

Hi No, I don't like chocolate. I feel like I've filled out so many of those damn things, it's the first thing that came to mind.

Ooookaaay. It was on personality cafe. I looked through the one this was "split" from
(can't recall the name) and it didn't seem nearly as inviting either.

 

[Rakshasa]

Welcome to the forum. It's a pretty beautiful place. I'm just trying to contribute to the entropy.

Oh, and it's customary for the person introducing themselves to say something embarrassing about themselves on the forum, and leave it on there for twenty-four hours. Please don't be shy. Don't bother looking, they've all been deleted.

 

[eagor]

Ah, I will say that this forum looks very promising. I was really disheartened after nothing but bad experiences at another popular forum. It made me doubt my type a lot because the INTPs there seemed so rude.

i think those might of been intj's, are you sure you weren't on intjf?

 

[Cavallier]

Welcome and what not.

Pet the cat: . And don't feed the cat. Never feed the cat. Otherwise you should be good.

So! What do you like to do with yourself?

 

[eagor]

So! What do you like to do with yourself?

when you're alone that is

 

[Cavallier]

^SHHHH! It's test to see what Urraco would do with the innuendo. Not you! We all already know about you.

 

[Urraco]

Oh, and it's customary for the person introducing themselves to say something embarrassing about themselves on the forum, and leave it on there for twenty-four hours. Please don't be shy. Don't bother looking, they've all been deleted.

O.o Is this a trap?

i think those might of been intj's, are you sure you weren't on intjf?

Nope, personality cafe. Could've been mistyped, from what I understand this isn't super super rare.

Pet the cat: . And don't feed the cat. Never feed the cat. Otherwise you should be good.

So! What do you like to do with yourself?

*pet pet*
Ah, but it's too late, my answer has been influenced...
I don't do very many exciting things. I'm two months away from getting my AA. I read and even sometimes finish books. Vonnegut has my heart. I'm clinically obsessed with anything language-related. I have about 60 of my own, fully developed grammatically and categorized by family like real languages. It's meant to be part of some books I tell people I will write but honestly probably won't. I don't care if anyone ever sees any of my work honestly. I LOVE Björk. Shockingly enough I spend an inordinate amount of time on Wikipedia. I want to be a college professor.

Me me me me me me!
I hope I answered your question in there somewhere.

 

[Lydia]

Hi No, I don't like chocolate. I feel like I've filled out so many of those damn things, it's the first thing that came to mind.

Ooookaaay. It was on personality cafe. I looked through the one this was "split" from
(can't recall the name) and it didn't seem nearly as inviting either.

Chocolate is complicated. Though it appears to look like a chunk of brown butter. It tastes dellectable. However you are putting needless amount of numbers to your body.

Yes. I dislike chocolate.

 

[snafupants]

Welcome and what not.

Pet the cat: . And don't feed the cat. Never feed the cat. Otherwise you should be good.

So! What do you like to do with yourself?

Play with and tickle the pussy but never feed said pussy. Got it. Whoops...

 

[Cavallier]

See? Snafu knows how to play the game.

...that or my innuendo isn't so great.

 

[Urraco]

I resisted the cat one because even the word pussy makes me gag a little. Not that it's not a...beautiful....natural...uh..thing.

 

[kora]

I love this place so much, I mostly lurk too, everyone is so interesting here!! and that's coming from a person who finds 90 per cent other people boring.

 

[Rakshasa]

O.o Is this a trap?.

Why, sir/madame, I am offended. That is not a trap! Merely a social ritual we must undertake to reach acceptance...

Okay, that was an outright, falsehood. I'll get somebody with it eventually.

 

[Urraco]

:P I feel all bad now. I hope when someone finally does slip that it's everything you hoped for.

Edit!!! Shoot, I felt bad so I figure I'll still give something mildly embarrassing/incriminating!

The Twilight series of books represents everything that is filthy and disgusting about humanity. It is horrible writing that is shamelessly clueless and exploitative.
I loved almost every minute of it.

Now, compromised dignity aside, the movies disgust me, period.

*sigh* I feel it won't take long to get my card revoked.