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[Deleted member 1424]

hmmmm I'm somewhat reluctant to brave the dark recesses of your mind, but if I had to guess; probably my slow and painful dismemberment. I don't mind though; I could spare about four legs or so.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Actually I was thinking of being lecherous towards Melkor until you dropped your guard then dismembering you, then dismembering him, then running like fuck so lor doesn’t get me.
Sound like fun?

*while distracting everybody with the speech above, Cog hooks a rope onto Melkor's belt*

HA ha Psych!

*the rope suddenly goes taut, bursting out of the ground like a torpedo rushing through the dirt, heading off into the distance where a ICBM can be seen launching, only moments later Melkor is yanked from the ground and helplessly rockets up after it*

So what will it be lor?
Get revenge on me now, or rescue Melkor before he ends up in deep space?

Btw Adaire, thanks for playing along.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

*Watches wistfully as the rocket hurtles up through the atmosphere.*

but..... but I wanted to go into deep space.
You're just too cruel, dangling my dreams in front me and giving them to someone else!

 

[lightspeed]

Beautiful. Guys, I am a legally ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. http://www.ulc.net/index.php?page=ordain If you ever come to America, I shall happily marry (imprison) you lovely people.



I shall also provide you with a list of therapists upon request.

 

[Melkor]

Isn't lightspeed such a dolll?

And Cognisant there, with his crude whisphering and plans to rid the earth of me..

Jaysus...

*Melkor returns some twelve decades later, upon the twisted and shatter skeleton of the last planet he visited*


Gooooddd morning!


Where is Coggy?

We must speak!

*snaps surgical gloves on in a menacing fashion*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Nowhere, everywhere, a collective consciousness of quantum entangled posthumans makes it hard to figure out where "I" am exactly, in fact the distinction of self is kinda moot.

A lot changes in 120 years.

You're just too cruel, dangling my dreams in front me and giving them to someone else!

You'll get over it post assimilation.

 

[Melkor]

Hm...

That makes this a lot easier...

*Melkor lands behind Cog and impales him on a nice black katana, making sure to avoid catching his ribs*


Ahhhaaahhaaaaaa!


You squirmy little cyborg...muhahaa! You didn't really think you were quite so grand as to overcome me, did you?


No...You knew, I knew, everyone knew.....

*Melkor leans forward to hiss In Cognisants ear*


It was envitable.

You can't escape me, no more than you can escape your own mind.

Not even death can protect you!


But do not fear...

I am here for you..

Little weak....Cognisant...

I shall keep you in a safe place...


*Melkor summons a void of darkness below him, and after introducing a foot to Cognisants form, pushes him off the sword and into oblivion*



Ah...

It always ends the same way.....

*Melkor closes the void*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ahh, that wasn't me.

*there's like a million cyborgs around the place, all identical*

 

[Melkor]

My dear little Cognisant...

I could never mistake you for another.

Suffer in the void, playground of Adaire...



*cackles*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

eh I'm not one for voids. Voids are cold.

 

[Melkor]

HEY!

That is not true!


My void is like a giant microwave!


Lets us turn it on and see how long it takes for Cog to pop.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

1. I'm a nihilist, the void is home to me.

2. Has nuking me ever worked?

Suffer in the void, playground of Adaire...

Really? Oh what a terrible punishment

 

[Melkor]

Oh..well, of course...it'll be fine for the first few weeks, just you and Adaire, the only two creatures in existance, dancing about happily to the same tune..

But then...

ohhohohohohhhhhhooooo....

When that special time of the month in which the moon rises or something like that (It's only a theory, I've yet to discover evidence to support the actually stimulus), and every woman becomes a wolf...and then...well...
You'll be the only two creatures in existance....and the only vent for frustration..is you...:smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[Deleted member 1424]

really Melkor? A pms joke? *face/palm*

Either way, screw the void! I'm going to Jamaica.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Pfft.

 

[Melkor]

Pms?


Whats that Adaire?


Uhm...aren't you a werewolf?

Someone explain please....:<

 

[loveofreason]

Pms is what we need those plastic sheets for my darling...

I may just make you bleed ...a little...

 

[Zero]

Suddenly I feel like that's too much information.

You two have fun.

I'm going to go make soup.

 

[Melkor]

Hmmmm Soup, thats a liquid right?

We've got plently of those!

 

[loveofreason]

Darling, do we have enough cream for visitors?