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No one will argue with you here. Welcome, put your feet up and have a glass of chocolate milk. That goes good with bats.

A lot of people here are uncertain about their type and some maybe mistyped and don't know it. We are a healthy mix. Not sure if there is an ISTP here but no worries, I think you'll fit in ok whatever type you are. Btw, I don't pee on my carpet, that would be stupid. I pee on other peoples...

First, hi and welcome Second, longer tests do not mean more accurate. Third, no one fits the mold of the generic type descriptions. Forth, oh math? Okay, someone here may know a thing or two about that. Not me, my user title tells you everything you need to know about me. Fifth, Wha...

You? Yes, all the time. We? That's just downright crazy. You should be pumped full of every anti-psychotic known to medicine while wrapped in a straightjacket and chained to a tree deep within the compound of some top secret government test site. We?! You are clearly a danger to yourself and...

Make yourself uncomfortable. Wear pants that are too tight, sit on something awkward (heehee :smoker:) or eat a pickled jalapeno every 30 minutes. Or do something you know will keep your attention but save doing it for that point when you are close to wanting to go to sleep. I'm the master...

Am I the only one worried that hir teacher knows about this forum? Do all teachers know about us? Are we under the fucking microscope?!? You've taken an otherwise dull, pleasant day for me and turned it into a fear-filled journey down the path of paranoid absurdity that I like to call "the...

-The term libertarian is like the term christian, it means something different to just about anybody you ask. -Libertarianism is like drinking alchoholic beverages, take it in moderation or you end up a fucked-up mess. -Libertarian economics is only for the obstinate who refuse to see what...

Hey I'm not Turkish! I wonder who would do such a horrible thing....

Do it, it will make an interesting (and funny) story you can tell about yourself that will come in handy during those awkward 'getting to know you' social conversations. Even if these clowns turn out to be killers, at least your friends and family will have an awesome story to tell. Instead of...

I personally can't wait for Lyra's week of being a scientologist. That will be deserving of extra butter on the popcorn. Any ideas when that will be? No, those redneck motherfuckers have guns and don't take the time to put on an elaborate execution. (honestly, the odds of one of them shooting...

All the same though, I'd like to go to that "church" and burn some bibles on the sidewalk in front and see how the react. We can call it science! Who's with me?

Yep, I have a cane for a good reason. The good thing about having one is people don't expect you to do any physical work and are so grateful when you do something.

Nice, A geeky put down! Every good put down needs a good counter so now I'm gonna be obsessed with coming up with one. :D

I felt like this when I first came here. Most of those that were regulars then aren't around anymore but damn there sure were some intelligent discussions going on. I felt like a one legged man in a butt kicking contest but I put my head down and kept plowing into the fray so to speak...

In my experience weed never took down my inhibitions, just the opposite in fact. Alchohol very much has. It may be different with different people on that of course but the common misconception has been that once one tries marijuana, they are more likely to to try the 'harder' drugs. I only...

I don't know but I hope he tries. As to perversity, it's more perverse to deny your curiosity. Now if you unzipped and began rubbing one off in that bookstore, I can see where you might run into a spot of trouble but to merely examine the imagery is the most normal thing you could do...

http://scienceblog.com/12116/study-says-marijuana-no-gateway-drug/ I could have told them this but it's nice to have a real study out there. The whole basis of the government's (US) drug policy gets disputed. Can we legalize it now?

My birth, this moment and everything in between.

I usually fight posts along this vein but I actually concur with this one more or less. Everyone should go out and get their stupid on at a semi-regular basis. It's great stress relief. Even if it's not your idea of fun, it's a change from your normal life setting. Experience is just as valuable...

Being 'liked' isn't always a good sign. I look at what is liked by society at large and often find it abhorent. Generally speaking of course. In your case it's probably just the way you present yourself. As "one of the guys" perhaps. You make it difficult to discern for us here because we...

This guy: Always trying to take over the world and never quite succeeding. I don't really want to take over the world but would love to keep trying.

Well I'm going through the hurricane right now and I still have internet connection. It's a sissy storm. If you really want to meet your doom Nerd., I suggest you take a short rope and cinder block to the shore with you.

Hi I have raisins. I don't know how or why. So welcome and have a menagerie :elephant::king-twitter::smiley_emoticons_mr

Cognisant thinks he looks like this: But little does he know that we used substandard parts from China when we built him so now that he's been in the water so long he looks more like this:

It's the price we (humans) pay for our ever increasing amounts of knowledge. It just gets to be way too much for a single person to be knowledgable enough in multiple areas. Perhaps evolution is phasing our type out. :eek: We would have thrived in the age of enlightenment as there was so much...

Ain't nuthin' like some old bat refusin' to die. (my southern drawl in action!) Want some raisins? (btw, what the hell is this raisin thing all about and what am I doing with them? All I know is I suddenly have raisins. Are they radioactive? Semi-sentient life forms that do my bidding? Tell...

Amatuers. Don't you know you need to conduct this experiment in multiple reservoirs? What if the current reservoir has one of these things in it? (no, not the dog but feel free to kick it in while you're at it) Jesus Christ people! Do I need to explain to you how to fucking breathe...

Yes, don't mind me. Since I get it for free, I'm kind of obligated to hang around and make sure paying customers know what they are doing. Consider me the customer service dept.

How come "lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt" wasn't an option? YouTube- Lightning Bolt! That's what you shoulda done.

Re: I want to sabatoge a relationship.. This isn't a good place to ask that (although we do love challenges, this isn't one barring more specifics). As it stands right now, with what you have offered by way of explanation of the reasons why this relationship needs to be broken up, this just...

Nice avatar! Fucked up username. Welcome to da forumz!

This might get annoying but then so's all that hard work I put into a post only to see it filtered until some moderator comes on and approves it! :mad::D Meanwhile, other unworthy posts go straight up and next thing I know my exceptional brilliance is buried five pages back! :mad::elephant...

? Novel or did you mean navel? Your belly button lint is distacting me! It looks like it's been woven into a bolt of lime green polyester. You supply the factory that makes this shit don't you!?

Melkor has mommy issues.......Or maybe it's with your mommy. So what stuff makes fluff, fluff?

I'm a dick. Dicks are way better than assholes because we can beat the shit out of them. Assholes just spout shit and noxious gasses most of the time even after a dick comes along and tears them to pieces. Somewhat resilient I'll grant. Metaphorically speaking.

What are you all reading? This forum. Oh okay, Sundiver (David Brin) because I skipped it 15 years ago and it's been sitting on my shelf crying about it ever since. It's mediocre.