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I got a 60. My boundaries are so thin, the neighbors are banging on the other side yelling at me to turn down the music. :eek:

You take that back! My parents iz married.

I'd lock the car, swallow the car keys, and get one last orgy going.

I know I cry when I wank. Mostly because I wank with sandpaper. I like to combine the sin and the penance all in one nasty little act. Saves time.

I don speak english neither, I speak 'merican. :p

Is it weird that, for a moment there, I though you were speaking euphemistically?

I don't know nothin' about no global warmin'. All I know is, I live in Texas and Texas is hot. as. hell.

Well now I'm upset! :mad:

Well, it was a stroke of genius.

Hand lotion. And lots of it.

Sometimes, I take my mind out of my skull, mold it into a face, sit it on top of my head, and wear a turtle neck to hide my real face. That way, I can take a nap and no one suspects a thing.

I have another confession to make. Minuend and I are the same person. Sorry for the deception.

My forehead is concave and squishy like a hacky sack. Does that mean I'm dumb?

It's a gift. People are always opening up to me. Feelings. Minds. Legs. ;)

That's not a rash, Cog, it's my hand! And yes, you should be worried. Very worried. Especially since you don't seem to realize where my finger is. Oh, and don't forget the original INTPf advice column: http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=1509 :D Now Gopher, am I even an INTP? Do I...

My whole life is one big emotional dilemma.

I don't like all these dirty words. It makes me uncomfortable.

Oh shit, you hit a nerve... I fucking HATE math. I mean, I respect it, I understand it's importance, but I fucking hate it. I had to take algebra three goddamn times in high school because I kept failing, and I took geometry twice. I was required to take one math class in college. I got a...

I'm wearing one of those cat carriers right now! It's tight in the crotch.

Lets use these rational minds of ours to develop new and inventive ways to steal from them.

"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color." - Warren Beatty as Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth ;)

*Sigh* Just once, I'd like to be loved for my brain or my winning personality. I'm more than my piece of meat, y'know.

Are you calling me a dick? :eek:

On behalf of WONKA, I'd like to quote a VERSE: "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet." - Matthew 10:14 ;)

I have a daughter. I have been subjected to all the Twilight movies. That piece of horrifying knowledge truly belongs in The Official Shit Competition thread. I should win, too.

This sounds promising! Can the nodes be attached to my crotch?

Well, you can take comfort in the fact that everything went according to the divine plan. Well done, good and faithful servant.

Okay. I like frogs.

I guess. Actually, if we're looking to make sport of them, I like the way the Romans handled it better. Now I'm not saying I advocate religious persecution, but I certainly understand it. :D Oh and I too, am a lovable little ball of lovely love. Can't you tell...

I DESPERATELY need validation! Why won't you guys give me a "Like" button? Big meanies.

This is a microcosm of why religious fanaticism is so dangerous. In the face of this fanaticism, the forum has very limited options. Reasoned discourse is off the table. Compromise is off the table. We can isolate, tolerate, or submit. There's isn't much else we can do. If religious fanatics...

I'm the only "person" on this forum that isn't sick. :^^: <--- Happy, well-adjusted me

So... did you come away with clumps of her hair? If so, did you make little baby booties out of it? If so, can I have the baby?

Finally! He's speechless! Woo-hoo!!!!!! :D

I'm not wearing pants.

Can I throw dead puppies at their windshields instead? I'm saving my stash of dead cats to pelt runners at the next breast cancer marathon. Those damn people think their so much better than me. I'll show them.

I mostly just care about the "Fuck You" button.

You would like my posts, wouldn't you Minnie dear? :cutewhitekitten:

I don't know why everyone keeps trying to have a conversation with this guy. There is no conversation to be had. He's just spewing pure dogma. The only thing you can do with someone like that is marginalize them.

White babies are full of gristle.

Especially ego.

Everything's bigger in Texas.

Five minutes isn't enough time. When I pee, I always pee on a prostitute and it usually takes me longer than five minutes to pick one up.

While we're at it, could we also get a "Fuck You" button? :)

I asked my ego and it said it wouldn't mind a Like button. ;) To go along with what Jenny said, I often read posts I like, but have nothing to offer in terms of a response. Sometimes it's just nice to let someone know you're paying attention.

I like to eat babies. They're best when boiled alive like lobsters. Their heads are like soft shell crabs. So tender. Good with carrots and white wine. Baby meat is good on pizza along with pineapple and mushrooms. I don't eat white babies, just black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Hispanic babies...

I don't think I'd want a vagina. They seem like a lot of trouble. There are whole grocery store aisles devoted to them.

Oh, is that what this thread is for? Dammit! I've been eating nothing but corn, raw meat, and chili for the last week and have held my bowels for just as long. I just took a shit the size of a small child and was about to upload a picture of it. Now who's going to clean up this mess...

If by "proper sex" you mean the missionary position, well then I agree! :D (By the way, for those of you who are deprived of a sense of humor, this thread was a joke. I can't believe I have to clarify that. Have I really been gone that long?)

Well personally, I respect the fact that you own your dogmatism. It saves the rest of us a hell of a lot of time and energy. ;)