Who are we?

[inquiringF]

I am an INTJ. Hi.

 

[loveofreason]

Nonono ... bad F... not what this for... be patient!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Hi, nice avatar. Welcome.
I'm an INTP.

Edit: Don't mind lor, she's harmless

 

[inquiringF]

I am going to dissect her.

 

[loveofreason]

Get out to introit the bloody pair of you!

I have a special purpose for this place!

Shoo!!!

 

[inquiringF]

Under the instance of me bringing cookies here, will I be be permitted to remain?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ignore her, she's harmless, Look I'll prove it.

Who's your Daddy?

 

[loveofreason]

I am content in the knowledge that I shall be consigning you both to the oubliette very shortly.

After neutering Cognisant, of course.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

An oubliette? Classic.

I love pushing your buttons; it's a robot thing.

 

[inquiringF]

An oubliette? Classic.

I love pushing your buttons; it's a robot thing.

Never push the wrong button.

 

[Wisp]

*Wisp can't wait to see what infathomable brilliance this thread will turn into...*

 

[inquiringF]

*Wisp can't wait to see what infathomable brilliance this thread will turn into...*

You spin me right round!

 

[loveofreason]

In his youthful ignorance I'm certain Cognisant simply can't comprehend what might happen if he continues to press my buttons.

Whilst you I see, have already discovered the pleasures of living close to the edge.

You both must ask yourselves... precisely what kind of hormonal rush is lor on right now?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Oh my, PMS.

Pathetically Melodramatic Speech.

 

[loveofreason]

*sulks and ignores Cognisant*

 

[inquiringF]

I thought it was Pedantically Moronic Satire. :shrug: I've gotta leave my posts at 69.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*sulks and ignores Cognisant*

Hmm, I must have pressed the wrong button.

 

[QSR]

42

 

[Melkor]

COGNISANT YOU WHORE!!!!!


HOW DARE YOU PUSH LORS BUTTONS!



What?


me?

Jealous?


Oh thats rich...never ever in this life....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Fascinating, really, you don't say?

Hey Lor I think Morgoth's got something to tell you!

 

[Melkor]

-I swear to Hades I'll slit your throat you vile little fox-




Innocent face....

 

[Anthile]

We are who we are and all that you can do is to live with it.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Touchy, interesting.

Edit: How old is she anyway? How old are you?
*I'm thinking of a game here*

 

[loveofreason]

Ah, well... considering this thread was nonsense from the beginning and it shall be going to a better place... sooner or later... those were wise words to throw before us, Anthile.

*Pokes Melkor*

 

[Melkor]

-Smirks at Cog as if to say, hahahha she poked me and not you bitchface-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ooh we button pressing now?

*Starts wiggling fingers*

 

[Melkor]

I'll get the thumb-screw then.....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Follows Melkor and pokes him in the back the entire way.
With a finger is I must be specific.

"Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep"

 

[Melkor]

-Says 'Stopit' for every poke, and so continues on, ignoring everything else-

 

[FF]

Good, good...Morgoth is suffering and there is nothing he can do to end his misery...

I like

 

[Melkor]

I am constantly suffering...self suffering is my secondary existance, morbid depression my first...

Save for on thursdays, when they switch places for a jest, an I find myself more inclined to walk in front of a bus than mentally mope about it while avoiding the gaze of humanity....



Oh..

and in response to Cognisants earlier question, I am seventeen, and Lor is thirty something...

Well, if I told you her REAL age, you'd probably burn to peices from the knowledge of it....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Well, if I told you her REAL age, you'd probably burn to peices from the knowledge of it....

She's shaved a few years off her age and is actually 40 something.
Or
She's 50-80 but likes to pretend she is 30ish online

Meh, who knows? Doesn’t matter really.
We all like the senile old lady for who she is

 

[Melkor]

But.....

what if she's a really young and sexy lady who feels that her intelligence justifies the adding on of another twenty years!?


Such a fascinating case!!!

 

[Parodyofme]

Lor can be heard on snapvine, in some (m)other post. Come to think of it, most of you may have heard her on IRC, idk? How do I get on IRC?

Its obvious from her voice she is 20-30, and as Morgoth suggests, has felt justified in adding many years to that number.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Touché

Or better yet she's post human, thus age doesn’t matter to her.

 

[Melkor]

So.........she's an ALIIIIEEENNN?????

Excellent..

Does she have a nice hue to her skin?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I dunno, you tell me.
View attachment 511
*smiles sadistically*

 

[Melkor]

Hrm...

thats pretty disturbing...

I wouldn't want a kissie form auntie Lor now....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I wouldn't be surprised if somebody here adopts the image.

 

[Melkor]

Oh don't be silly...no-ones that odd..

Asides, I have a better one for Lor.,..

Kinda.....uhh...disturbing...no?

 

[loveofreason]

I, for one, am much disturbed...

 

[Melkor]

Hey...I thought we agreed you also liked bewbies?




Or was that just a plot to get me to like you, and thus lower my defense?

 

[loveofreason]

I said I was disturbed...

as in... well...

...excuse me a while...

 

[Melkor]

Hahahaaaaa.....


I see...




Lor thats kinda sick actually...

 

[loveofreason]

.......

Hmmm?

...Oh... mind your own business, you...

.......

 

[Melkor]

I have no business.

so naturally, my business is the business of others, for I make it so.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

So which image was more disturbing?

 

[loveofreason]

Ummm... disturbing as in how much I hope never to see it again or as in how difficult it is to stop gazing at?

 

[Melkor]

Hrm....Both!


I see Lor in a new light...


Heheheheeeee.....


Oh my..

such dirty thoughts for one so pure of soul...

 

[loveofreason]

You're implying anyone here is pure of soul!?

'sok... I know you're such an innocent your mind can't possibly wander far...

Oh, parody, the irc channel info is here http://intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=1413​