Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

[Hero]

Why?

 

[Decaf]

Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball? :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[Anchorite]

Are you gunna be mad if I tell you that I accidentally killed a Pakistani on your couch while trying to get him to play tennis with me?

The fuzz creates drag.

 

[Decaf]

then why is there no J street in DC?

 

[IfloatTHRUlife]

*stares at the dead guy*

*nudges Hero with his elbow*

You gonna eat that?

 

[Coolydudey60]

He's playing dead... Be careful

 

[terraxceles]

Um I'm very much alive, thank you.

 

[The Gopher]

no your not! wait it's talking? *pulls out shotgun* *seconds later* hey it's dead yeah dead...

 

[_whispers_]

no your not! wait it's talking? *pulls out shotgun* *seconds later* hey it's dead yeah dead...

Don`t shoot in the head! It might sprout deadly tentacles!

 

[The Gopher]

don't panic don't panic I am not stupid.

 

[Anthile]

The fools asks Why? but the wise man asks: Why not?

 

[The Gopher]

your just saying that because INTPs always ask why not...wait hero said why... ISTP? just kidding

 

[Coolydudey60]

But why why not?

 

[SQ_Minion]

OH LOL, HERO, YOU ARE SO CLEVER--YOU POSTED AN INTERNET JOKE THAT SOME OF US MAY NOT HAVE HEARD BEFORE WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION, THUS INTENTIONALLY CAUSING A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING! HA HA HA! I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

 

[The Gopher]

Yeah it would cause confusion