Why are we here? (on this forum)

[Ogion]

Now, i tolerated much, but cat abuse i won't let hold...I see our alliance at the next election in danger...(Everything can be talked about, though. Perhaps this cat is just advertising for you and has put on a mask? That would be ok)


Ogion

 

[sagewolf]

Of course it's a mask! The cat made it himself and everything. He's that enthusiastic.

<--- We just keep being us. He's slyly watching us, but if we're weird and disturbing enough, he should go away. For good. Let's go all out and see if we can send him into an insane asylum.

 

[Jesin]

Let's go all out and see if we can send him into an insane asylum.

But if we try to do that, we'll probably end up going with him!

 

[sagewolf]

If we make him insane, no-one will believe what he says about us! And everyone else thinks we're crazy anyway, so what can go wrong? (Words of DOOM.)

(What I had said here made no sense: I thought I was on a different thread. If you read it, ignore it. ^^; )

 

[NoID10ts]

Now, i tolerated much, but cat abuse i won't let hold...I see our alliance at the next election in danger...(Everything can be talked about, though. Perhaps this cat is just advertising for you and has put on a mask? That would be ok)


Ogion

Cat abuse is a fundamental part of my plan to take over the world! I thought we were on the same page on this, Ogion! Didn't I discuss my plan with you?

1. drop rotting fish on strategic locations throughout the world using balloons and a blow gun

2. release cats with bombs strapped to their bellies from blocks away

3. Wait until cats find and begin to eat the fish

4. Detonate!

Who would suspect such a thing? It's perfect!

***
And is all this talk about an insane asylum about me, or the cat? I assure you the cat is not insane!

 

[Jesin]

And is all this talk about an insane asylum about me, or the cat?

No, it's about this guy. -->

 

[EloquentBohemian]

No, it's about this guy. -->

Hey... wait. a. minit. here...

isn't this guy ----> miniNoID10ts?

sometimes he mocks us thinking we haven't caught on yet --->

sometimes he thinks he's disguised ---->

sometimes he forgets where he put NoID10ts---->

I think he's constantly spying on all of us and reporting back to his insidiously evil master.

 

[sagewolf]

Oh my God! It's a conspiracy! ...It's ALL A CONSPIRACY!

They're trying to take over the world by depriving us of the ability to coherently express our thoughts through the English language! We must fight back! We must destroy them all! This one and this one and especially this one because he has Medusa hair or something and will turn us all into gargoyles or something so he can get rid of his gutters and never have to clean them out ever again.

...

...What?

 

[NoID10ts]

<-------NoID10ts lost in a web of his own insanity

<-------NoID10ts' on a bad hair day

<-------NoID10ts admiring whatever is up and a bit to the right

<-------NoID10ts flashing his INTPness

<-------NoID10ts full of shit and knows it



<-------NoID10ts painted yellow and very, very drunk

<------NoID10ts needs a new persona, impossible to be taken seriously now

 

[Jesin]

especially this one because he has Medusa hair or something and will turn us all into gargoyles or something

These smileys were originally meant to be viewed against a white background. I tried it, and those are actually just question marks.

 

[sagewolf]

....

Damn. I wanted to be a gargoyle. Actually, no, I want to have a pet gargoyle. I want to be a mage. An evil mage. With skeletal minions.

I'm not a threat to stability in the world as we know it. I swear.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

<---------------------- NoID10ts constipated

<---------------------- NoID10ts blinding us all with his Colgate smile

<---------------------- NoID10ts trying to touch his nose with his tongue

<---------------------- NoID10ts after he bit his tongue



<---------------------- upon closer inspection, these are those 'smelly lines' cartoons have when something doesn't smell quite right




now surrounded by CIA bodyguards

 

[EloquentBohemian]

....

Damn. I wanted to be a gargoyle. Actually, no, I want to have a pet gargoyle. I want to be a mage. An evil mage. With skeletal minions.

I'm not a threat to stability in the world as we know it. I swear.

No, just your own stability.

 

[Ogion]

[...]

now surrounded by CIA bodyguards

Cool, so when i'll be his VicePresident, i'll get such a group of bodyguards too? (Hopefully they will be mostly female...

("Full of shit and knows it")

Ogion

 

[EloquentBohemian]

<----- Ogion surrounded by female bodyguards .... all Martha Stewart types

 

[Ogion]

Hm, that was not exactly what i hoped for...

Ogion