MunkySpanker
Banned
I've been living my life by 50 cent's philosophy. You guys (and one girl lurking around) will think this is just another one of my sarcastic jokes, but as much as humanly possible, I have studied the shit out of what makes 50 cent tick, Eminem too for that matter, and tried to emulate what they would do under different circumstances in my life.
You know how Christian people are like WWJD WWJD WWJD WWJD... (okay no offense to you guys... okay, I'm not really caring if I'm being offensive or not, just acknowledging that my statement might be offensive and mitigating any backlash before it happens)
But I think you deserve a counterpart: WW50Do.
Yes.
When I encounter a fork in the road, I ask myself, "what would Fiddy do?"
And I do exactly THAT.
If you think this is bullshit philosophy, try it out for a day.
When my closest 5 friends mutiny'd on me -- I said... "my fellow Fiddy and I would like to dedicate the following song to you."
P.I.M.P -- 50 Cent
"I don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No cadillac no perms you can't see, that I'm a motherfuckin P-I-M-P!"
no I didn't really say that, but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I wish I did!!!!! that would have made my year.
You know how Christian people are like WWJD WWJD WWJD WWJD... (okay no offense to you guys... okay, I'm not really caring if I'm being offensive or not, just acknowledging that my statement might be offensive and mitigating any backlash before it happens)
But I think you deserve a counterpart: WW50Do.
Yes.
When I encounter a fork in the road, I ask myself, "what would Fiddy do?"
And I do exactly THAT.
If you think this is bullshit philosophy, try it out for a day.
When my closest 5 friends mutiny'd on me -- I said... "my fellow Fiddy and I would like to dedicate the following song to you."
P.I.M.P -- 50 Cent
"I don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No cadillac no perms you can't see, that I'm a motherfuckin P-I-M-P!"
no I didn't really say that, but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh how I wish I did!!!!! that would have made my year.
