What should I do for three hours on Sunday?

[Creeping Death]

Sunday's almost here, and I need something to do for a specific timeframe.

 

[PmjPmj]

Do something productive which will spur progress to a goal you have. Even if that's just working out or something because you want to be in better shape.

 

[317]

Do whatever distracts you the most to take your mind off whatever it is that is happening on Sunday.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

 

[Reluctantly]

masturbate for three hours

 

[QuickTwist]

masturbate for three hours

Remember to take breaks for doritos.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Remember to take breaks for doritos.

Breaks??

From MASTURBATING?!?!?

Blasphemy, my friend. Blasphemy.

 

[QuickTwist]

Breaks??

From MASTURBATING?!?!?

Blasphemy, my friend. Blasphemy.

But doritos add to the oral pleasure of the masterbation.

 

[Reluctantly]

Oral...Pleasure

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Oral Pleasure is the name of my punk band.

We play loud, shitty music with fuzzy synths and janky, out-of-rhythm guitar riffs and we don't give a fuck.

 

[Creeping Death]

masturbate for three hours

As long as it's not four or more

 

[Rixus]

So eating Doritos whilst masturbating is the plan?
While a pleasant way to spend Sunday afternoon, no doubt, I don't think it was in the poll. And remember not to use the same hand. But then, which hand is to be used as the chosen catching device (tissue, sock, cloth, wet wipe, whatever). It could get messy and then you'll mistake the dipping sauce for something you shouldn't be dipping Doritos into.

 

[Minuend]

Only the INTJ suggested doing something productive

 

[QuickTwist]

So eating Doritos whilst masturbating is the plan?
While a pleasant way to spend Sunday afternoon, no doubt, I don't think it was in the poll. And remember not to use the same hand. But then, which hand is to be used as the chosen catching device (tissue, sock, cloth, wet wipe, whatever). It could get messy and then you'll mistake the dipping sauce for something you shouldn't be dipping Doritos into.

Its funny cuz its true.

 

[Rixus]

Only the INTJ suggested doing something productive

And we're surprise by this?

I have the same question for next weekend - only bigger. For the first time in around 10 years I have no responsibilities for 3 whole days.

So far, my plan is to procure a bag of weed from somewhere (this may be tricky, coz I'm out of those circles now but it's surely doable). Get stoned AF and brain dump whatever happens in here until the early hours of the morning.
Finish Christmas shopping on Saturday.
Attempt to arrange a night out and not return until Sunday.
Probably die early on Sunday.

I admit, it's a bit thin. But I think I can work with the plan.

 

[QuickTwist]

And we're surprise by this?

I have the same question for next weekend - only bigger. For the first time in around 10 years I have no responsibilities for 3 whole days.

So far, my plan is to procure a bag of weed from somewhere (this may be tricky, coz I'm out of those circles now but it's surely doable). Get stoned AF and brain dump whatever happens in here until the early hours of the morning.
Finish Christmas shopping on Saturday.
Attempt to arrange a night out and not return until Sunday.
Probably die early on Sunday.

I admit, it's a bit thin. But I think I can work with the plan.

Just remember to remind us when you are stoned so that we can compare and contrast.

 

[Rixus]

Just remember to remind us when you are stoned so that we can compare and contrast.

It has been many years. I'm sure you will notice the difference.

 

[QuickTwist]

It has been many years. I'm sure you will notice the difference.

I'm not sure I will, honestly.

 

[Sinny91]

I'm not sure I will, honestly.

Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?