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What ancient warrior are you?

QuickTwist

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http://www.allthetests.com/quiz06/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1059347010

With your 45 % you are: Congratulations, you are Genghis Khan. You are a bloodthirsty, vicious person. If people around you seem like they like you, they are only pretending for fear of their lives. Good luck, and have a nice day you fiend. 47 % from 21192 test takers had this profile!

But you have almost become this:
With your 35 % you are: Congratulations, you are an honorable Samarai. You enjoy honor, and things that are honorable, and doing things with honor, you honorable person you. Have a swell honorable day.

And that you are not at all:
With your 10 % you are: Congratulations, you are Julius Caesar. So go write a book about this quiz or something, you sad excuse for a writer. Go pretend to be asmart, and have a nice day!

With your 10 % you are: Congratulations, you are Napoleon. You are a small French weirdo with an overdeveloped sense of anger and stupidity. Sucks for you. Have a nice day.

FYI, I hated this test.
 

Pyropyro

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With your 65 % you are: Congratulations, you are an honorable Samarai. You enjoy honor, and things that are honorable, and doing things with honor, you honorable person you. Have a swell honorable day.

I am honored :P
 

QuickTwist

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New test, its a bit better. http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_warrior_are_you

What kind of warrior are you?
Your Result: Spartan

91%
You are a well trained warrior that never backs down and is nearly unstoppable. You don't wear as much armor as other warriors, it only gets in your way. You fight for glory and your pride. You don't fear death!

57%Samurai

56%Fencer

45%Knight

32%Assassin

17%Fighter
 

Mithrandir

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With your 45 % you are: Congratulations, you are Julius Caesar. So go write a book about this quiz or something, you sad excuse for a writer. Go pretend to be asmart, and have a nice day! 10 % from 22364 test takers had this profile!


EDIT: Other Warrior Quiz

Your Result: Spartan

89%

You are a well trained warrior that never backs down and is nearly unstoppable. You don't wear as much armor as other warriors, it only gets in your way. You fight for glory and your pride. You don't fear death!

85% Fencer
75% Samurai
62% Knight
11% Assassin
0% Fighter
 

redbaron

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Your Result: Assassin 94%

You are tricky and intelligent. You are always looking for the perfect opportunity to stab your enemy in the back. Skilled and deadly, your enemy's death is swift and painless.

90% Fighter
43% Spartan
15% Fencer
6% Samurai
0% Knight

I swear I'm a nice guy :(
 

computerhxr

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The first test... OMG ads! Then it insults you for not liking the test, and frankly sounds like it was written by a child.

With your 35 % you are: Congratulations, you are an honorable Samarai. You enjoy honor, and things that are honorable, and doing things with honor, you honorable person you. Have a swell honorable day. 37 % from 22370 test takers had this profile!

Appending the word "honorable" and "gay" to every answer...

But you have almost become this:
With your 30 % you are: Congratulations, you are Julius Caesar. So go write a book about this quiz or something, you sad excuse for a writer. Go pretend to be asmart, and have a nice day!

Yep, I will continue pretend to be "asmart"

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What kind of warrior are you?
Your Result: Spartan (hells muthafuckinyeeeah!!)

84%
You are a well trained warrior that never backs down and is nearly unstoppable. You don't wear as much armor as other warriors, it only gets in your way. You fight for glory and your pride. You don't fear death!

57% Fencer
44% Fighter
44% Assassin
37% Samurai
13% Knight
 

thegatorgirl

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First test- 45% Julius Caesar. Although I knew what they four options were by question 10, as they were pretty easy to figure out.

Second Quiz
Assassin- 78%
Spartan-63%
Fighter-53%
Samurai-41%
Fencer-35%
Knight-12%
 

Jennywocky

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The first test had funny questions but the results weren't the payoff I needed, just the payoff I deserved:

With your 35 % you are: Congratulations, you are an honorable Samarai. You enjoy honor, and things that are honorable, and doing things with honor, you honorable person you. Have a swell honorable day. 36 % from 24291 test takers had this profile!

The second test, I neither deserved nor needed:

Your Result: Spartan 87%
You are a well trained warrior that never backs down and is nearly unstoppable. You don't wear as much armor as other warriors, it only gets in your way. You fight for glory and your pride. You don't fear death!

79% Fencer
76% Samurai
46% Knight
22% Assassin
0% Fighter
 

Seteleechete

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First test: 55% Julius Caesar, 25% Napoleon and 20% Genghis Khan.

Second test: 93% Assassin, 90% fighter, 34% Spartan, 10% fencer and 9% samurai.
 

Ex-User (9086)

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Are you honorable? Y/N ... Y

Result:

Congratulations! You are a honorable person, you've scored higher on honorable than 38% of our participants. Honorable people are honorable, honor is nice, you should feel nice, the test is over but give us your demographic and tobacco brand preferences before you leave to help us create even more accurate tests in the future.

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Yellow

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The first one said I was 35% Genghis Khan, 30% Samurai. The second one said 78% Assassin, 55% Samurai.

I am Genghis Khan, the samurai assassin. Give me your honorable women and your honorable money. Honor.
 

Alias

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The first one was kind of bad, but I got Julius Caesar.

The second one gave me assassin, which I liked.
 

Ex-User (11125)

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My result: congrats u are insignificant piece of meat stuck in Honourable Samurai's teeth
 
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