Verbal caricature of yourself

[lucky12]

- I could pretty well do me all in this one wink but.. I'll be generous.

Describe yourself verbally, a few strong traits which would stand out. Traits could be related to things beyond physical appearance, of course. We all have a bit of imagination so tell tall tales cause I like to hear 'em.

Me------------------Nicknames: Pistol, Bubble(quite possibly the best INTX nickname, I used to hate it but it grew on me)

-Thousand yard stare
-Walk with a hitch in my step (not a limp, a hitch) .. think of movie cowboys how they spread their legs like a bell curve after they jump off the horse
-Sand like stubble
-Italian Stallion(dark hair, 5'10", offwhite)
-Quick wink/nod at the ready
-Man of few words
-Lost in time/space
-Polite stranger


Go on?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Stand out to me? Or that others notice?
Doesn't matter.

Nicknames: Derke and other variations of spelling, Hunchy (at one point).

-Don't really focus on people or things, just look away even if I am paying attention.
-I slouch. (Which was the cause of me being called Hunchy a while back).
-I walk "with a mission," or so I'm told. I really just don't have any wish to slow down and talk with all the people around.
-Know too much shit and not enough all at once.
-I don't talk when I need to, or any time at all really. But I'll input my opinion whenever it isn't necessary.

 

[lucky12]

To you, others, both, anything you want.. its your response.

I have also been told i talk with a mission, I slouch, know too much shit about minute details..
Anyways, why they call you Hunchy/Derke? I like Hunchy better.

 

[Roran]

Nicknames: Steve

-Stoner (don't smoke weed, but I look it, cloth jacket, jeans, and Converses)
-Thousand Yard Stare
-Knows too much about some things and not enough about others
-Habitual Sloucher
-Silent Stranger
-Grimace at the ready
-Snarky comment at the tip of my tongue

 

[Dormouse]

Human celebration of mediocrity with a penchant for self-aggrandizement, master of undetectable sarcasm and false enthusiasm!!!

-This is a list.
-It's not actually relevant.
-I'm just looking to waste more of your time, really.
-Something which has become a hobby of mine.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Anyways, why they call you Hunchy/Derke? I like Hunchy better.

Hunchy because I slouch and Derke because it's a misspelling of my name. Lol and I hated being called Hunchy.

Other stuff I thought up:
-I'm 'evil' in that I usually support the bad guys in movies, books, etc. and all the multitudes of emotional people that surround me always judge me for it.
-My wardrobe is always the same, consisting of a T-shirt, Dickies (a brand of shorts), and tennis shoes.
-Can solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute but can't hold a simple conversation for that long without it getting relatively awkward (for others. I barely feel awkwardness anymore).
-People also think I do drugs because when I am feeling sociable I'll be almost hyperactive which is a big difference from my usual self so everyone thinks it must be because of drugs.
-6'1"-2"ish 135/140 lb

 

[Dapper Dan]

• I'm a dude.
• No nicknames have really stuck on me.
• 6'4", 155 lbs, the very definition of a beanpole.
• I'm a total sloucher. Hands are often in pockets.
• I had really long, curly hair until I got cut this past week.
• I'm actually okay with breaking out of my shell. I laugh easily and can even be boisterous at times. Multiplayer video games, sports, etc. are especially good catalysts for this.
• I don't know what else to say. I'm kind of at a transitional point in my life.

 

[Chronomar]

-People also think I do drugs because when I am feeling sociable I'll be almost hyperactive which is a big difference from my usual self so everyone thinks it must be because of drugs.

THIS.
Have you ever considered that you may be manic-depressive, mildly bi-polar, and that type of "hyperactive I'M ON DRUGS YAY(!)" type of socialization versus you "normally", or even just at other times, when you are more withdrawn, meh, etc.
I only mention this as I am, mildly. Found out this week. It's actually pretty okay once you figure out what "triggers" the manic versus the depressive, and try to stay out of the depressive. I suppose it's the same thing as bi-polar disorder, but it is possible to have the "mild" or "moderate" form in which the depression usually isn't full "major depression", and the manic periods are cyclical (cyclothymia).


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edit:
so as to not miss the whole point of this thread...

As for nicknames, in elementary school, mine was, "Red."

People aren't creative. I have red hair. Blah.

neat little list of definitions:

- lefty, contacts for nearsight, freckles, small, cycle and run distance often.
- painting, piano and prefers coffee.
- inconsistently, same measure repeating, style of life.
- grows food in little shelters for sustenance.
- dream occupation: universal scientist/philosopher/global leader hybrid.
- chances of success: minimal, unless success is redefined, as it must be.

 

[Cognisant]

In primary school I argued with my maths teacher that 0.5 doesn’t exist.
Go ahead, laugh, get it all out.

Finished?

You cut a cake in half and what do you have, two half cakes?
No, you have two individual pieces of cake.
The moment you cut the cake it ceased to exist as a singular whole (it's arguable that it never did in the first place) so the hypothetical half-cake never really exists, the point being that 0.5 of a cake is an abstraction, a very useful abstraction, but abstraction is not reality.

I say 0.5 does not exist, that's the sort of guy I am

 

[Meer]

I've gotten into a habit of unexpectedly skipping for a few steps every once in a while when I'm wandering alone around at night and sometimes standing stationary on one foot.

-I don't have much facial hair, but I like to trim my stubble with a tiny pair of scissors while sitting in front of my laptop.
-Avoiding eye contact in situations of perceived social tension, which is usually.
-My overuse of the word 'while' occasionally causes anxiety to appear.

 

[yogurtexpress]

- 5'11, 150lbs
- 20 years old, but look 16
- very poor sense of direction; often lost and confused in public
- constantly laughing at jokes in my head
- people say i have smart, interesting eyes
- i feel socially awkward, nervous and shy, but i'm described as outgoing, calm, and sociable by most people (this is probably because i force myself to talk to everyone in order to hide the way i actually feel)
- i don't like to make eye contact, but i force myself to do it on a regular basis
- some people say my appearance and mannerisms resemble napoleon dynamite (i don't see it)
- in high school, i was mistaken for a pothead and a crackhead
- i think too much
- if given a choice, i would go weeks without leaving the house
- i like meeting new people, but i'm disappointed by most of them
- i dont like dancing and i dont like parties, but i'm often the crazy one at social gatherings
- some people say i'm too sensitive
- writing and speaking are my only skills
- objective to the point where it hurts those around me
- i'm always reading something
- bad posture
- likes exercise but neglects it

 

[Dimensional Transition]

- No nicknames.
- Weird, jerky movements.
- Introspective, but also coupled with inexplicable outbursts of hyperactivity.
- Awkward poses/laughs/positions on photographs. (Especially photos with different people in them.)
- Quite annoying sometimes.
- Also stoner stereotype. (Not really a stoner, though.)
- Also the thousand-yard stare.
- Annoying psuedo-intellectualism. I know a lot of trivial facts nobody gives a fuck about. I give (to me) funny anecdotes and facts about anything all the time. Any topic might trigger an anecdote-attack. Especially anecdotes and facts about life-stories and things about drugs and psychology. I have a tendency to completely derail conversations because of this.
- Cuddle-inviting for some reason.
- Troll-ish. Sometimes.

 

[lucky12]

In high school everyone thought I was going downhill with drugs or some shit.. strange how we all look and act like a bunch of stoners?

Also we all tend to be annoying at points, our attitudes ready to attack.
I also avoid eye contact unless I feel like participating in staring competitions.

Undetectable sarcasm is hilarious, I am a huge contributor.

As for myself around the opposite sex.. idk.. I'm inconsistent
When drunk I am the man, this happens sober too. Am I truly the man?