Urine Therapy

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It's a well documented fact that a man's first secretion of the day contains quite a lot of testosterone, as well as pineal gland secretions such as melatonin. It was for this reason that the Yogis of old would consume their urine every morning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy#Auto-urine_drinking_and_meditation

In the modern age some prominent figures, such as former MMA light-heavyweight champion, Lyoto Machida, consume their urine on a regular basis for increased vigor.

http://sacredvalleytribe.com/articles/alternative-medicine/urine-therapy/
http://www.mmafighting.com/2010/05/05/lyoto-machidas-father-talks-urine-drinking-then-does-it-himsel

However urine has a lot of uric acid in it so over consuming it could very well cause something like gout. So personally I have avoided it myself.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Didn't we already have this thread?

 

[TimeAsylums]

a man's first secretion of the day contains quite a lot of testosterone, as well as pineal gland secretions such as melatonin.

consume their urine on a regular basis for increased vigor.

However urine has a lot of uric acid in it so over consuming it could very well cause something like gout. So personally I have avoided it myself.

It seems to me that the pros can be even furthered, and the cons decreased by instead consuming semen.

 

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Didn't we already have this thread?

Are you serious?

 

[The Gopher]

Are you serious?

I wouldn't be surprised it does ring a few bells.

 

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It seems to me that the pros can be even furthered, and the cons decreased by instead consuming semen.

This is what the "Illuminated" are into.

Cake of Light is the name of the eucharistic host found within Thelema, the religion founded by author and occultist Aleister Crowley in 1904. It contains honey, oil, and particular bodily fluids for the base ingredients, and is usually cooked in the shape of a small, flat wafer. It appears by name in two important Thelemic rituals: the Gnostic Mass and the Mass of the Phoenix. However, Crowley thought it was important for magicians to perform a eucharistic ritual of some kind daily (from Magick Book 4, Liber ABA, ch. 20)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_of_Light

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Are you serious?

Are you?


If you were a woman post childbirth would you eat your own placenta? At least there's a biological precedent for that.

 

[Brontosaurie]

i tried drinking my piss once when i had taken amanita muscaria (the active substance muscimol is excreted intact so you can get inebriated off the piss) but it was hard. i could only take a few microscopic gulps. i would not like to drink my piss every day.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

but it was hard. i could only take a few microscopic gulps. i would not like to drink my piss every day.

try mixing it with some fruit cordial

 

[Brontosaurie]

try mixing it with some fruit cordial

i did. i think it was raspberry. still kind of awful

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

i did. i think it was raspberry. still kind of awful

oh. did you refrigerate it before drinking? - in my experience the unpleasant taste of certain beverages is much less noticeable when the drink is ice cold.

also, if you hyperventilate a bit before drinking you can gulp the whole thing down really fast without having to breathe so there's less time to actually taste it.

(from experience not necessarily relating to drinking my own piss )

 

[redbaron]

(from experience not necessarily relating to drinking my own piss )

Sure. Yeah. Okay.

I agree, in my experience refrigeration does make piss drinks nicer too

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

I agree, in my experience refrigeration does make piss drinks nicer too

i'm not surprised to find that you understand - i know you made great personal sacrifices during your journeys to the arcane realms in order to become the wise cereal shaman who saved us all.