Two mormon girls showed up at my house

[Black Rose]

They told me they were going around asking if any miracles had happened recently.

I told them about my dog and how I sometimes lack a spiritual connection to God.

Also, I told them I was sick so was kind of slow at the moment.

Half the time I did not look them in the eyes because of awkwardness but I said many things about bible facts and how my mom took me to church and bible camp.

They gave me a number to call them.

 

[dr froyd]

did a miracle happen to your dog?

 

[Black Rose]

did a miracle happen to your dog?

yes, last October

dog got hit by car and could not walk, this was after dark
a friend took the dog to vet in Elpaso that night
I was asleep and I heard scratches at my bedroom door
it was the dog and he jumped into my bed and we went to sleep
the next day the dog was not in the bed
the friend returned with the dog and he had a really bad limp

 

[Cognisant]

If two moron girls showed up at my door asking for a miracle I'd [REDACTED]

 

[SteppeWanderer]

Sounds hot

 

[ZenRaiden]

I have done some research on this topic.

 

[SteppeWanderer]

I wish Mormon girls showed up at my house more often because it’s always dudes otherwise Mormonism is not really my bag it’s kind of a messed up religion