Three Things.

[BigApplePi]

You are invited to name three things, any things. The next poster is to construct a sentence containing those three things, preferably harmonious and clever unless you are not clever or your psyche is a mess.

Then you will name three more things for the next poster to have a try at and try to stump them.

Red Banana Duck

 

[Jennywocky]

If the light flashes red, slip the banana into the slot; otherwise, slip the banana into the duck.


celery lugnut Vaseline

 

[BigApplePi]

In desperation I covered the celery with vaseline applying it hard to the lugnut but it failed to turn.

Pluto platinum petticoat

 

[Grayman]

Calling Pluto a planet is like calling a petticoat a skirt and so it's not like the discovery is platinum.

Void, pinnacle, normalize

 

[Jennywocky]

"There is only one way to normalize a void," he thought to himself, sadly, succinctly, there upon the pinnacle looking down, wondering what it would feel like; and then he stepped off into space.

sesame moist fascimile

 

[BigApplePi]

Her eyes became moist as as* she declared "open sesame" to the bolted door, it opened revealing a fascimile of her fondest dreams.

setback shadowy saliva

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*I looked again as something seemed wrong with my grammar so I added another "as", lol.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

He stumbled into the shadowy part of a setback, where he collapsed and lay in convulsions, gargling his own saliva.

Spoiler

~No idea if this actually makes any sense in your language.

sincere/impertinent/multiplexing

 

[GodOfOrder]

While he was sincere in his convictions, the evidence he provided for his claims was always either impertinent or baseless. The little nuances of topics eluded him, and he failed to grasp the various and multiplexed interrelations within the theories he tried to grapple with.

clergy/schadenfreude/pineapple

 

[Grayman]

While he was sincere in his convictions, the evidence he provided for his claims was always either impertinent or baseless. The little nuances of topics eluded him, and he failed to grasp the various and multiplexed interrelations within the theories he tried to grapple with.

clergy/schadenfreude/pineapple

Clergy, schadenfreude and pineapple are very different words that will likely never make a sentence.

Clergy/schadenfreude/pineapple

 

[Brontosaurie]

the clergy had the schadenfreude pineapple

robot/kill/everybody

 

[Grayman]

the clergy had the schadenfreude pineapple

robot/kill/everybody

Since you made me look so silly, I am building a robot that will kill everybody but you so that you must suffer life.

superorganism / amygdala / track

 

[Brontosaurie]

hahaha that's advanced

i am defeated yes

 

[BigApplePi]

Since you made me look so silly, I am building a robot that will kill everybody but you so that you must suffer life.

superorganism / amygdala / track

It will be difficult to precisely track the amygdala of a random superorganism unless we can find one that has one.

gray acceptance balance

 

[Grayman]

It will be difficult to precisely track the amygdala of a random superorganism unless we can find one that has one.

gray acceptance balance

When the gray scales of fate tilt from balance, there is nothing left to do but embrace acceptance.

Big /Apple /PI

 

[redbaron]

I will use pi to find the radius of this big apple.

Superlative, enigmatic, dinosaur.

 

[rjioej23]

The dinosaur ran out of superlatives when writing his essay on his favourite PS3 game, GTA V, and his favourite character in the game, Franklin, so he decided to use the word 'enigmatic' to describe him.

cheddar / palatial / wishbone

 

[BigApplePi]

cheddar / palatial / wishbone

If you think that spreading cheddar all over your Thanksgiving turkey, carving it up and ending by wishing on the wishbone will yield you anything palatial, you got another thing coming.

INTP INTJ MBTI

 

[rjioej23]

'I Never Told Peter! I Never Told John! Maybe Brenda Told Ian?'

trellis / incantation / krill

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

The annual incantation of the krill was completed,
as soon as the walrus blew the "signal of the trellis" on the trumpet.


captain lizard bridling

 

[not]

The often stern, often over zealous Captain Lizard of the Squamate Brigade stood bridling, subjugated by her youth and beauty.

overshadow / augmentation / singularity

 

[Jagnat]

Oh, how the striped bruise on her cheek overshadowed her dark blue eyes and high cheekbones, a pathetic and ironic augmentation, a singularity amidst the blaring imperfect perfection!

Aural, Agnostic, Apeshit

 

[BigApplePi]

Oh, how the striped bruise on her cheek overshadowed her dark blue eyes and high cheekbones, a pathetic and ironic augmentation, a singularity amidst the blaring imperfect perfection!

Aural, Agnostic, Apeshit

The agnostic adviser went apeshit angry when he heard the asshole atheistic advocate his audacious antipathy ... an aural absurdity.

quickie quintuplet quadrangle

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

The agnostic adviser went apeshit angry when he heard the asshole atheistic advocate his audacious antipathy ... an aural absurdity.

quickie quintuplet quadrangle

Little did he know that his quickie in the quadrangle would result in a quintuplet...

fnord, silence, visigoths

 

[BigApplePi]

Little did he know that his quickie in the quadrangle would result in a quintuplet...

fnord, silence, visigoths

What visigoths would care to implement a policy of silence when they could do a fnord thing and give themselves a reputation?

sex protein mathematics

 

[GodOfOrder]

The INTP man gave his girlfriend a healthy dose of protein during sex, and then he did complicated mathematics to relax afterwards.

echidna/ four eyes/ chimera

 

[shoeless]

since childhood, the echidna was forced to wear thick-lensed glasses as a result of his astigmatism, and had grown accustomed to ill-intended chants of "four eyes!" by his chimera peers on the playground.

orange / heartless / wires

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

The orange sky seemed to overspill into the rain drenched, muddy earth, only separated by thin lines of barbed wires crisscrossing a battered, heartless landscape.

anemic / lobster / misalignment

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

In the anemic waters of the Arctic Ocean one can rarely see blue-blooded bastards such as lobsters suffering from misalignment.

Cinnabar \ Mold \ Defiance

 

[rjioej23]

Cinnabar is toxic to humans, though some choose to reject this fact and advocate defiance which can sometimes result in them turning into mold if they ingest it.

miaow / tyrant / facade

 

[BigApplePi]

miaow / tyrant / facade

When my pussycat wants to be fed, she acts like a tyrant, only putting up a facade of being loving, by saying "miaow" over and over.

pleasure weather devil

 

[cloudhead]

Some of the pleasures in life are the most simple, like enjoying the nice weather, while other are by nature more complex and difficult to grasp, leading the superstitious and dim witted to believe the devil was at work.

Nitric acid / silk / eye contact

 

[BigApplePi]

Some of the pleasures in life are the most simple, like enjoying the nice weather, while other are by nature more complex and difficult to grasp, leading the superstitious and dim witted to believe the devil was at work.

Nitric acid / silk / eye contact

The woman being shy and awkward entered the lab in her silk dress, spilling nitric acid on it too embarrassed to make eye contact.

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