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Thought experiment: Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook get wiped off in a major cyberattack

BurnedOut

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People getting pissed off at a massive scale. People opening their phones and then open either of the 3 apps or all of them to meet with a 'Sorry, we are down' message, they keep forgetting that they cannot use it anymore. 90% of the pictures in their gallery suddenly turn useless, soon the downloads for photo editing and video editing apps go down. There is no public outcry, the reaction of the masses is completely muted, instead people are out on the streets to vilify Suckerfuck for his complete inability to handle the aftermath of the brutal cyberattack but no media outlet report 'angst and frustration' among the youth for not being to post useless pictures of themselves. There are reports of flocks and mobs of youngsters ending up at psychiatrists who suddenly become too important and overcharging becomes rife. Major depression rates suddenly skyrocket.

Alternatives to these apps are not adopted quickly enough, there are public debates over 'existence' of social media, there is a surge of activism against social media usage and out of nowhere researches after researches start pouring into the public domain which decry social media usage but absolutely nobody mentions the sheer hypocrisy of the masses. There are debates on 'Resurgence of Postmodernism' or 'End of Postmodernism, start of Hyperrealism?' Stocks of Meta drop too low and Suckerfuck is seen curb-crawling or he bails out and his company is razed down financially and furthermore by the legions and legions of unemployed workers who feel zero guilt for leaking all the legal violations and under the table deals and Suckerfuck is a wanted person but he is soon forgotten and the ire of the unemployed workers falls on the government for not regulating these issues. Splinternet does not seem like a distant dreams as regulators start clamping down on Big Techs who whine over 'Excessive Interventionism'.

There is a distrust movement against Google as well, their financial condition becomes capricious and the regulators in a newfound zeal to wring any and all Big Tech dry end up targetting Google as well. There is systematic disabusement of Google's errant algorithms in the public domain and the next victim of the same is Apple.

Now continue...
 

Cognisant

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Back in ancient times before the internet was everything and everywhere there were these things call malls, and parks, and bars and crack houses, places where people would go, not just to go there do something and leave, they would stay there all day long.

They called it "socializing" and it was boring AF.

Make no mistake 4chan is nothing new, it's merely a manifestation of the depravity that has always lived in the heart of man, through technology we have manifested it but it has always been there and it always will be.
 

dr froyd

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please let it happen
 

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Because 4chan lies in the deep recesses of the primitive brain of every ape. It is the primal shout of degeneracy, the irrational desire for mother's tits and later for other breast-like appendages. And with it comes the hope of restoring the old, the familiar.

After the metawar which saw the collapse of Meta, the CIA and Walmart people were lost and confused. The world had nearly escaped an all out nuclear war when the Holy Supreme Being For Life President Trump pushed the atomic button upon learning that Walmart will not be reopening, a complete and unrecoverable tragedy on a personal level for HSBFLP Trump, not even after receiving an astronomical bailout from the government that was granted by HSBFLP Trump.

A few nuclear tubes were emptied, but most of the other tubes were tied with brave SJW pacifists throwing their political enemies into the launch pads, that couldn't reopen with mechanisms greasy from squashed manflesh, and aborted the firing sequence.

The wise presidential aides managed to convince HSBFLP Trump to self-destruct the missiles mid flight and the whole debacle ended with HSBFLP Trump and Mr Putin embracing in an old fashioned gay hug with three kisses placed on the mouth.

Following this clown fiesta all social media were banned. Mostly to prevent HSBFLP Trump from going on said social media to shitpost with his Supreme Friend For Life Elon Musk. Said shitposts and the escalating rants between these Supreme Beings tended to escalate into lengthy flamestorms which often led to disastrous decisions such as the fifteenth refunding of Twitter or the metawar and attempted nuclear launch.

World was a safer place now that HSBFLP Trump had no access to his favourite form of shitposting and trolling. This, of course, did not escape the ever vigilant gaze of the public which decided to stop all coherent activity and panic for the whole week until deciding to stop panicking to see if anything had changed.

The task of reorganizing the society fell on the local community leaders and managers at work. They knew not how to organize the lost masses, but one thing was clear-the new ways did not serve man-it was time to return to the ways of old.

And thus a whole Holy Host of Sacred Programmers Mechanicus was employed to craft the Safe Internet 3.0 . It was made with one design goal in mind; peace.

Old Sacred Mechanical Switchboards were sanctified again and were converted to serve a limited number of bulletin boards that managed to deliver read only access to a small number of key services such as 4chan, wikipedia or weather.com.

Then...
 

birdsnestfern

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Suddenly, a code flashes on everyones television - and everyone that sees it is awakened and cracks out of the egglike shell of the matrix. A brand new world emerges, but only for those that have 'seen' the code.

The code is 777. You've seen it, thank goodness. You recorded it even so your family can see it and enter with you on September 11th.

An entirely new reality will emerge. The sun will come out, Spring rain will clear the air and it will be fresh to breathe again.

But alas, for those that did not see the code, it only opens its dimensions one day a year on September 11th. If the rest want in to the new world, they must wait another year. Only a million people can enter each year.

A new pandemic emerges in Asia. Elon Musk and Bill Gates are working on a new internet system, which they say should be ready by 2023. But the level of restlessness of humans is felt all over the animal kingdom. Everyone turns to herbal teas for pick me ups. Dandelion? Lotus? Honey Lemon Ginseng?



Most. of the planet....
 

scorpiomover

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You wake up. Your beloved Chani says to you "Tell me of your dreams, Usul..."
 

birdsnestfern

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From your new reality in the 7th dimension, you discover that it is the Reptilians that are the cause of the alternate realities that are hampering truth and reality for so many people especially in the United States, but everywhere really. They are causing polarization and are working from their 4th dimensional sidelines, sometimes on earth, sometimes in space. It is the real cause of everything that is evil that is making people unable to get along in any way. They have overstepped their boundaries and are playing with humanity.

The truth is, you can not fight it from the regular dimensions, and they are a huge force that you don't reckon with. Therefore, the way that must be taught is to see yourself from the 7th dimension, where your body is actually LIGHT filled, and your heart is the ONLY way to screen against the affects of the harmful reptilian influence.

The galactic forces are everywhere. It is much more than just reptilians influencing us earthlings. We will have to study further, but since we are leaving the age of Pisces where once Christianity worked, in the new age of Aquarius, the only thing that works is heart. Not just love, but love and light vibrations that are ON in light and where ever we go.
 
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