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The Three Little Fish and the Big Bad Shark

SpaceYeti

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Recently, my son wrote a story in school. It's pretty obviously just a re-imagining of the Three Little Pigs, but it's way awesome. Here it is;

Once upon a time, three little fish left their mom. The first fish built his house out of leaves.

The second fish built his house out of bones.

The third fish built his house out of rocks.

Along came the ferocious shark and knocked the leaf house down. So the first fish ran to the next house.

So the shark knocked the house down. So the fish ran to the next house.

So the shark tried to knock the house down, but he did not.

Suddenly, the shark got smashed by a hammer. Bam.

The End.
How awesome is that?! Best twist ending ever, no?!
 

Hawkeye

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It was his mum

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Fantastic. I love it when kids do stuff like that.

One 5 year-old was telling me about God one day and how he knows and sees everything. I asked how he can do this, and she went, "Spyglasses".
 

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Great thread.
Nice tie-in with the hammerhead shark too. ;)
 

TheScornedReflex

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I liked the ending. SpaceYeti, your son is fucking awesome!
 

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How old is he if you don't mind me asking?
 
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