The Sarcastic Club

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Because I know you geniuses will come up with stuff that will be sooooooo interesting.

 

[Agent Intellect]

What a fantastic idea! Because the cynic club wasn't sarcastic enough, you had to espouse yet another unintelligible comedic abortion. Please, won't you favor us with more of your witty little gems, so that all of us can share in a laugh like the bosom buddies we've all become?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Well gee, do you think you can be more obvious? I mean your response was just so nuanced and subtle that it just flew right over everyone's head!

 

[Latro]

Because I know you geniuses will come up with stuff that will be sooooooo interesting.

What a brilliant attitude to try to get people to post.

 

[flow]

This has got to be the most original club idea ever.

 

[loveofreason]

I shan't be posting here, as I'm simply not sarcastic.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Nobody knows I'm being sarcastic.

 

[echoplex]

< Serious kitty does not appreciate your sarcasm.

 

[Beat Mango]

Oh because you can really pick up sarcasm on the internet

 

[echoplex]

You can pick it up because the thread title tells you to. The OP has instructed us on how to behave, which we must follow. The OP is God and will smite us if we are serious. I'm not being serious.

 

[RubberDucky451]

This is going to be the best club ever conceived.

 

[Venture]

I hate sarcasm

 

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

This post was totally worth the time it took me to type it out.

 

[Venture]

This post was totally worth the time it took me to type it out.

I really mean it, I hate sarcasm.

This isn't supposed to be sarcastic.


But since I could very well be sarcastic, I may not get introuble for saying that this thread is the stupidest thread on the whole forum I have seen.


And this was not sarcastic

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I really mean it, I hate sarcasm.

This isn't supposed to be sarcastic.


But since I could very well be sarcastic, I may not get introuble for saying that this thread is the stupidest thread on the whole forum I have seen.


And this was not sarcastic

Well that is so going to kill this thread. How will I look at myself in the mirror for having started it? The shame, the utter shame.

 

[Venture]

Well that is so going to kill this thread. How will I look at myself in the mirror for having started it? The shame, the utter shame.

Oooooo the CYNIC CLUB and the SARCASTIC CLUB!

How fun!

Please make another ingenious thread Inappropriate Behavior.

...Really I am not joking, this is a stupid thread


AND YES I know you didn't make the Cynic Club Thread

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Well obviously your keyboard is broken or else you would devise such a thread yourself using your superior intellect. Surely you don't expect a peon like me to have more than 1 idea a month. Pish...

 

[Venture]

Well obviously your keyboard is broken or else you would devise such a thread yourself using your superior intellect. Surely you don't expect a peon like me to have more than 1 idea a month. Pish...

Who the hell said I was superior?

I just think you take after that avatar of yours.

 

[cheese]

I always thought Venture should contribute more.

I have to say I'm with him on this one.

 

[The Fury]

I just think you take after that avatar of yours.

Since this is the sarcastic club does that mean you think IB doesn't take after his avatar?

 

[NoID10ts]

You know, all these little clubs appearing on this forum kind of remind me of high school and I just loved high school. I don't feel the urge to blow my brains out or anything.

Thanks guys!

 

[Agent Intellect]

Awww, Noddy, that would be just terrible if you blew your brains out. I don't think I'd be able to get to sleep for weeks! I just care sooooo much about all of you, I feel such kinship with everyone I just want to have a great big group blood orgy hug.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm sure a group hug with you involved would be the most fulfilling moment of my life, surpassing even the birth of my children.

 

[Venture]

Since this is the sarcastic club does that mean you think IB doesn't take after his avatar?

I am NOT being SARCASTIC

It's like a bunch of bored and lonely people trying to be funny, and this isn't even a club it's a list of 'Intelligent' people being sarcastic.

And NoID10ts is so not funny, every post I see by him he's trying to be witty. And it's not funny.... it's annoying.

 

[NoID10ts]

Big letters always makes your words mean more.

 

[Venture]

Big letters always makes your words mean more.

See??

What a douchebag, give it up, you don't make anyone laugh.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well now I'm getting all teary eyed and weepy. Really, I might cry at any moment because lord venture doesn't like me. And Hitler probably wouldn't find me funny either or Jesus for that matter. This is just heartbreaking, how will I ever carry on?

 

[Agent Intellect]

Well now I'm getting all teary eyed and weepy. Really, I might cry at any moment because lord venture doesn't like me. And Hitler probably wouldn't find me funny either or Jesus for that matter. This is just heartbreaking, how will I ever carry on?

I know, why don't you keep posting what you think. I'm sure it will help tons knowing that all of these people care so much about what you think that they'll take time out of their day to read about it! It's just great that we all get the inside scoop on what Noddy has to say about us, because we desperately seek your approval, oh enlightened one.

 

[NoID10ts]

It's nice to see you've pried your hands off your Pness long enough to grace us with your opinion.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

My my, this club has certainly lived up to all my expectations and I'm just so disappointed the venture doesn't approve. Really, it breaks my fucking heart.

 

[flow]

Venture is sooooo right guys.

 

[Venture]

My my, this club has certainly lived up to all my expectations and I'm just so disappointed the venture doesn't approve. Really, it breaks my fucking heart.

Cut the shit bitch.

I want this NoID10ts do reveal his true thoughts on this..... or me.

And the nexts person that speaks of me being right in a sarcastic manner.... gets it And you won't be so sarcastic when you read my words like you read that note about your father leaving and then your mother being trapped inside a closet and then her getting breast cancer and then dying, and then losing the ashes and then beating yourself upside the head before finally cutting your wrists, as a child.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

You are so good at this sarcasm thing! I wish everyone were like you.

 

[NoID10ts]

It's nice to see Venture is maintaining a sense of coherence.

 

[Venture]

It's nice to see Venture is maintaining a sense of coherence.

How about you write something longer than a sentence for a single post?
And I don't know about you but I am making myself laugh quite a bit, the rest of you are far from amusing. Read a damn book and get off the internet, you might learn something.

And Inappropriate Behavior, that's the first time somebody has said that to me, too bad not many INTPs are like me, it would do them good.....

 

[flow]

Wait, are you being sarcastic?

 

[preilemus]

there, there, Venture. you make me laugh too.

 

[Venture]

Wait, are you being sarcastic?

Maybe if you were more of a T and less of an F you would look beyond this, like I said: Detach from the internet

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Why stop at INTPs? Imagine how wonderful this world would be if everyone were more like you! We could all be dull as a pole and have nothing interesting to do or say. Man, that would be the sweet life.

 

[flow]

But if I detached from the internet, how would I have learned from you to detach from the internet? I'd be all not on the internet not knowing I shouldn't be on the internet and shit.

 

[Madoness]

You're smart enough to figure that out

 

[Venture]

But if I detached from the internet, how would I have learned from you to detach from the internet?

Cut the shit bitch

There is a word for this but I forgot it, but you are doing something...... and it's not cool.

And also what kind of a username is 'Flow'?
Mine has meaning, know what THAT MEANS?

there, there, Venture. you make me laugh too.

Fs make me feel like blowing someones head apart.

 

[NoID10ts]

Why would a bitch want to cut shit? Should she use a knife and fork or a spoon? Should it then be fried or sauteed in it's own juices? Was this one of the culinary delights you enjoyed growing up?

 

[Venture]

Oh yes!

Inappropriate Behavior!

Congradulations! You surpassed Anthiles away thread in posts!

But he stils has over 3 times as much views HAHAHHAHAHA

And I think that's enough with the insults.... let's get back to sarcasm.

 

[The Fury]

I always knew that this club would live past it's first two pages. I mean, it's such an ideal way to spend time. All this place needs now is some very loud music, a bunch of drunken idiots and my mom and dad dancing to the macarena.

 

[cheese]

I'm actually slowly falling in love with Venture.

This whole paedophilia thing is a bit of a pity. I don't want my loving sullied by arbitrary laws of no moral significance. But god, venture, I can't stay and I can't keep away. If my pness were any bigger it'd turn into a J and get stuck. You better thank your lucky stars you've got me all in contusion here.

 

[Venture]

I'm actually slowly falling in love with Venture.

This whole paedophilia thing is a bit of a pity. I don't want my loving sullied by arbitrary laws of no moral significance. But god, venture, I can't stay and I can't keep away. If my pness were any bigger it'd turn into a J and get stuck. You better thank your lucky stars you've got me all in contusion here.

I thought you were a female!

You projected a persona that of one bitchy F

I totally want you too *wink*

 

[cheese]

See? You understand me like no one else baby, no one else.




That's not an F sticking out

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

You two would make such a wonderful couple. I hope you two make lots and lots of babies to infect our world with. We so badly need what you two would produce. Hell, I bet at least one of them could get elected governor of Alaska!

 

[cheese]

Such a pity you got that extraordinary strain of swine flu, IB. I've spent nights up praying for you, but to no avail! I guess Noddygod's too busy for a little twerp like me.

...

You know, your intolerance disgusts me. Thank our collective noodle for that paragon of human virtue, Venture. You'd just about ruined my appreciation for the aesthetically humourous, but trust my little nugget to come along and save the day!



I'm totally waging emoticon war on you.