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The RPG Class Test
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37% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 74% Intellect, 31% Spirituality
Bored
Great, I guess: You're Bored.
Bored are great at not being challenged, so this test result probably won't tell you anything you don't know. Unless what got you here was a bunch of really lucky dice rolls and you're not actually very capable. The thing about so many Boreds working in concert is that it's actually no more threatening to an orc than a single bored. In fact, their boredom compounds to make an even less caring adversary. Orcs see this as an easy kill because in orc culture, they think people who look bored just aren't capable of killing people, which is the consensus of fun in their culture. They look at any given Bored and exclaim; "Hearken, bretheren. Yon creatures be bored, they mustn't be skilled in the ways of killing, for that is what is best." The Boreds usually are slow to respond, putting off the myriad ways the orc could be slain out of the been-there-done-that nature of the exercise, but when the orc's deathswing is immeninet the Bored will spontaneously find a creative death for the orc. Boreds are usually drawn to bored games because they can sometimes manage to delude themselves into thinking they're not actually bored by escaping into another character's existence, or another reality.
Boreds often find a combination of escapism and novel activities in order to enter the prestige class Wierd. Others take the opposite of escapism to its extreme and become Interestings, becoming engrossed in OCD-esque understanding over a particular subject matter, or becoming adrenaline junkies, etc.
Bored
Great, I guess: You're Bored.
Bored are great at not being challenged, so this test result probably won't tell you anything you don't know. Unless what got you here was a bunch of really lucky dice rolls and you're not actually very capable. The thing about so many Boreds working in concert is that it's actually no more threatening to an orc than a single bored. In fact, their boredom compounds to make an even less caring adversary. Orcs see this as an easy kill because in orc culture, they think people who look bored just aren't capable of killing people, which is the consensus of fun in their culture. They look at any given Bored and exclaim; "Hearken, bretheren. Yon creatures be bored, they mustn't be skilled in the ways of killing, for that is what is best." The Boreds usually are slow to respond, putting off the myriad ways the orc could be slain out of the been-there-done-that nature of the exercise, but when the orc's deathswing is immeninet the Bored will spontaneously find a creative death for the orc. Boreds are usually drawn to bored games because they can sometimes manage to delude themselves into thinking they're not actually bored by escaping into another character's existence, or another reality.
Boreds often find a combination of escapism and novel activities in order to enter the prestige class Wierd. Others take the opposite of escapism to its extreme and become Interestings, becoming engrossed in OCD-esque understanding over a particular subject matter, or becoming adrenaline junkies, etc.
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Wizard 15% combativeness, 40% sneakiness, 88% intellect, 6% spirituality.