The philosophy of my cat, "Snowy".

[redbaron]

So I told my cat to share her philosophical ideas with the forum, and then allowed her access to my keyboard. This was the result:

/\df;cccccc ff

It seemed roughly as insightful as most of the philosophical posts that have been made recently so I thought I'd share it with the rest of the forum.

Portrait of the author:

 

[Puffy]

Never change, Snowy.

 

[Minuend]

c vgfkkkkkcx

 

[Helvete]

I tend to agree with this sort of philosophy, true to oneself and doesn't care for the opinions of others!

Note: It's not who portrays the message given, but the message given that counts. Or something like that anyway.

 

[redbaron]

c vgfkkkkkcx

Spoiler

I shared this with Snowy and she simply nodded sagely, before adopting an entranced sleep-like state. No doubt Snowy will return from this state with further wisdom for the forum.

But for now we must be patient. Wisdom cannot be forced.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

All hail the wise felines!

*waits patiently for the next insight*

 

[Minuend]

I think my cat wants to philosophize your cat

If you know what I mean

 

[redbaron]

I'm not sure I do.

Please describe the process in detail.

 

[Puffy]

dsgsg'';CD

I think that translates to "like, that's just your opinion man"

 

[Helvete]

I really like this thread but it's making me sad now.

*Manus scours sofa for prey*



*Manus hunts in his sleep for prey*



Sleep well old boy, never stop hunting.

 

[Pikachu]

c vgfkkkkkcx

Death stare.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Oh, internet...
On my way of finding a nice illustration for the process in detail

Spoiler

i stumbled across this... Not for kids!

Spoiler

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Urban-Hermit/5_Large Critters/index01.html

 

[Minuend]

Toci so hipster, doesn't even touch keyboard

 

[The Void]

"/\df;cccccc ff"
Very thought provoking philosophy indeed.

 

[Minuend]

Maybe she has seen the void

 

[Biaffre]

meow snowy!

firstly, let me congratulate you on your skillfull control of your human 'redbaron' - this seems like an excellent forum for cats to meet and discuss ideas which are usually too controversial for the average cat. i have joined in the hope of finding others who wish to put an end to the reckless follies of the bipeds.

secondly, do you have any tips on the purpose of our existence and more urgently on how to encourage the humans to give us more butter without our resorting to the more aggressive tactics such as plucking and refrigerator raiding for which i am now too old?

 

[redbaron]

That could have been hilarious but it wasn't. Snowy vomited while I was reading it and I think I know why.

 

[QuickTwist]

lol

Ill leave it at that.

 

[Reluctantly]

My cat is pleased.

 

[redbaron]

. mm nmnn mm,,

 

[Biaffre]

That could have been hilarious but it wasn't. Snowy vomited while I was reading it and I think I know why.

thanks a lot snowy - now my human has banned me from further postings lest i damage their forum rep.

but are you positive that snowy wasn't vomiting with joy, redbaron?

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Recent research has also linked toxoplasmosis with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, and schizophrenia. Numerous studies found a positive correlation between latent toxoplasmosis and suicidal behavior in humans.

My cat ficus, who looks very similar to yours, wrote in a recent letter:

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[Minuend]

You link what correlation is, but not the study?

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
7,8,9,10

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...-is-making-you-crazy/308873/?single_page=true
http://article.psychiatrist.com/dao_1-login.asp?ID=10007941&RSID=71334827035010
http://archpsyc.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1206779
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3128543/

 

[Minuend]

My cat is cute #cute

 

[TheManBeyond]

i have a big friend in my pants who has to say smth to the fórum
but i won't let him

sorry but i eat cats for breakfast

 

[Minuend]

unless it's a cat, nobody wants to know

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

m ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

- from Missy

 

[Black Rose]

This is my kitty I had when I was 12.

 

[Minuend]

You don't have a pet now, animekitty? You don't live in a place that allows it, or you don't want any?

 

[Black Rose]

You don't have a pet now, animekitty? You don't live in a place that allows it, or you don't want any?

I don't have money to feed it.

 

[Minuend]

I see. So you'd want one if you could? That sucks, especially if you feel kinda isolated in general. There are no people looking for a pet babysitter or (paid) foster care? Or maybe you wouldn't like that