The Personality Defect Test

[Hisoka]

Great, I'm a robot. It's kind of not true, though, because I have personality in spades. I just sort of only really express myself to people with whom I'm really close.
Robot

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

 

[Nocturne]

lol. I happen to be a "spiteful loner".

 

[GYX_Kid]

Result:

Capitalist Pig

You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.


dunno. maybe when looking at life very positively^


i think that when really neutral and chill i would be
The Robot (Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble)

and if under the influence of a negative motivation, definitely
The Spiteful Loner (Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.)


fuckin hate arrogance.

 

[Jean Paul]

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!


You are 86% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant

 

[Particle]

I'm a robot, just like a lot of others here. I'd congratulate all the other robots here, but apparently we lack emotions so none of us would care, myself included.

 

[mono]

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

 

[i586]

Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.



You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

 

[Joz_helloworld]

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
Robot.

 

[Silent Fury]

Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.



You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

 

[Kate]

Apparently I am a kind robot. You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

 

[crippli]

Robot

 

[pacf16]

You are the Sociopath!
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

allright, im a sociopath! ...

 

[Roran]

Spiteful Loner... why is this not surprising?

 

[Sema]

Robot

You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant

 

[Ex-User (4771)]

Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.



You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!


But since my 2 last scores are close i could also be
sociopath
haughty intellectual
robot

 

[Oedipus]

Spiteful Loner

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.


You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Spiteful Loner

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

.....indeed.

 

[Vrecknidj]

Question 15 fails to provide enough options. Others failed as well.

You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

"You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke."

Amusing.

 

[hitode-kun]

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.


I be so arrogant and brutal, arrr…

 

[Introspective]

Spiteful Loner, bordering on Sociopath.

 

[intpz]

I'm a robot. *beep*

 

[Vladimir]

Robot
You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

 

[Polaris]

Spiteful loner.....

 

[Wolf18]

Sociopath.
71% Rational
0% Extraverted
71% Brutal
57% Arrogant.

No Surprise.

SW

 

[CallumD]

Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.



That describes me perfectly, not sure about the percentage of extroversion though.

 

[Nezaros]

I'ma robot.

 

[redbaron]

Sociopath, yay!

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

Almost a spiteful loner.

 

[2013]

Sociopath

You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

[Emelina]

Robot here as well :/

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Sociopath
You are 86% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

 

[mastermind23]

Robot

You are 86% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

 

[Vrecknidj]

Starving Artist

You are 29% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

[Vrecknidj]

It appears things have changed in a year.

 

[Ziast]

Haughty Intellectual
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

 

[FrostFern]

Sociopath

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

 

[Ola]

Bitch-Slap
You are 49% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 51% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutal because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.


ah, dammit.

 

[kvothe27]

Robot

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

 

[juansk]

Smartass

You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

Nice quiz, quite accurate. I tend to be very rational/brutal sometimes

 

[jonniekin]

hahha i got it as a Robot: You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Bonus question: does that make me an INTJ?

 

[kantor1003]

A question. I'm unsure whether the following, considering my view, is properly to be answered with a 'true' or a 'false';
'Rationality is more important to me than emotions or feelings.'
In brief my view is that the fundamental value in living - indeed all values - is derived, not from reason, but the part of human experience that is affective in character. Reason, only having true or false as it's proper subject matter, neither affirms nor denies existence. Any affirmation of life, any attitude, indeed any ethos, is predicated on us feeling something. At the same time, I value reason* and I see it as an indispensable tool for enabling the individual, or a civilization, the creation, or, if you will, the realization of the pre-established, though continually evolving utopic vision.

So, should I answer 'true' or 'false'?

*This I, that values reason is, of course, as according to my view sketched above, not reason.

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

False, you seem to accept emotion as a part of yourself.
Robot
You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

 

[kantor1003]

Ok. I got robot. 57% Rational, 0% Extraverted, 14% Brutal (probably the beggar question), and 0% Arrogant.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

So, now that we have an army of robots assembled, what do we do with it?

 

[alysa]

I received the Sociopath. I'm really surprised by this result. I'm sure I would have gotten a Spiteful Loner or Emo Kid. I'm not really disappointed by my result.

 

[Milo]

Televangelist
You are 43% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

Televangelist

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.


I'm not really that emotional, but otherwise I'd have to agree.

And to all you Robots, no wonder I feel so at home here.

 

[Minuend]

Spiteful Loner

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

\: D/

 

[Latte]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!


;;;;;;;_;;;;

O-OK.

It's not 100% gone from the truth like the wind. Maybe I should cultivate my bad sides and become a casual pettyvillain on a socially microscopic scale.

 

[praisetehsun]

Another sociopath

 

[Base groove]

Sociopath

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.