The perfect house should have...

[Cognisant]

A pool.

An underground room with a big glass wall so you can see inside your pool underwater.

A conference room with lockable doors and soundproofing.

A library and all the books have custom embossed leather covers.

A prototyping lab with various kinds of fabrication machinery.

An underground bedroom that's as dark and quiet as a tomb.

Butler/maid robots.

Your ideas?

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

what is a house without a home, but an empty shell filled with things

All I see is vanity, yet I learn different.

 

[TimeAsylums]

what is a house without a home, but an empty shell filled with things

 

[Helvete]

A 'naughty' room for guests.
If they get too overbearing or need to go, then take them here. Once inside you can direct them to a point on the floor where a trapdoor is to dispose of them.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

... me in it!

 

[Kuu]

An open air shower, that is protected but also open to see out and the sky.

An inner patio with climbing plants and some perilously thin steel stairways.

A winding path to the entrance, with mossy steps, and perhaps even a moongate, with torches or statues or canvas banners marking the way, or the door.

A fire pit in a sunken living room with pillows all over the low-couches, surrounded by a two-story library.

A room with a glazed roof for stargazing.

An partly-underground computer room / workshop with rough cut granite walls and large glazed wall that can be opened with some huge mechanism.

A very small bed room with a low ceiling and cozy wood everywhere, with a small window with a seat, for the perfect sidelighting.

A wide verandah overlooking a landscape, with a large fruit tree and a hammock.

A reflecting pool on the roof, that flows down like a waterfall and into a japanese pond with a Shishi-odoshi.

Textile divisions instead of most doors.

Mechanical external metal shutters for all openings.

A a large, dark stone room with a single opening in the roof, so the water drips in and the sun dramatically cuts into the space, for contemplating the futility of existence.

 

[Steven Gerrard]

A bunch of arty punks to collabrorate with.

I might be moving into such a house soon.

 

[Duxwing]

-A jump-jet-car with associated infrastructure
-A system of rapid-transit tubes
-A fully-immersive multimedia system
-High-speed Wi-Fi
-Shooting and heavy-weapons ranges with associated infrastructure
-A byzantine mechanized jungle gym: fifty stories tall, ten miles on a side, and filled with beautiful, ever-changing architecture for freerunning, zip-lining, fire-pole sliding, trampoline bouncing, rappelling, rapid-transit tubes, and Laser Tag. Open to the public for maximum fun!
-A cliff with a hang-glider and associated infrastructure
-Beachfront and yachts
-Seasons and nearby wildnerness

-Duxwing

 

[The Void]

The perfect house is within me.

 

[Lindsay1]

A lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

[Ziast]

A library with walls full of bookcases.

 

[BigApplePi]

A bidet.
A TIVO.*
Privacy.*
A cat pad.*
A dog bed.*
A portcullis.
A loved one.*
A padded cell.
Throw pillows.*
Art on the walls.*
An indoor jacuzzi.*
Outdoor cameras.
Multiple skylights.*
A multi-car garage.
A warm interior decor.
The laughter of children.
Access to an INTP forum.*
A view from a picture window.*
Mirrors on the bedroom ceiling.
A kitchen equipped with utensils.*
Enough activity to make it a home.*
A dungeon below the basement which can double as a bomb shelter.**

*I have for sure.
**For unwanted guests and unwanted bombs respectively.

 

[Cognisant]

A wind tunnel with both vertical and horizontal sections.

An ICBM missile silo, for those days when you just hate the world

Escape tunnels and a kilometre deep blast proof shelter, for when the world hates you.

 

[Duxwing]

A wind tunnel with both vertical and horizontal sections.

Why would you need a vertical wind tunnel when you can turn the testing model?

-Duxwing

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

An ICBM missile silo, for those days when you just hate the world

Where can i get a bulk discount on missiles?

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Why would you need a vertical wind tunnel when you can turn the testing model?

-Duxwing

For these:

 

[BigApplePi]

Where can i get a bulk discount on missiles?

Are you a foreign dignitary? I have a modest supply but can't conduct transactions directly as the NSA may be watching you.

 

[Ex-User (9062)]

Are you a foreign dignitary? I have a modest supply but can't conduct transactions directly as the NSA may be watching you.

Don't worry, me and the NSA are working in tandem to destroy the world.
I am the pope.

 

[Turniphead]

A tower. With my bedroom at the top.

-Plus a lot of the things others mentioned in the rest of the house. Maybe some ramps/skatepark type stuff for playing on while traveling to different locations.
The tower is the important part though.