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The Official Put-Artsu's-CDs-back-in-their-CD-cases Competition Thread

Artsu Tharaz

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So today was the day of the Official Put-Artsu's-CDs-back-in-their-CD-cases Competition

The entrants were: Adymus, Sinny91, Sparrow, Thomas Chenault, Bird, Hadoblado, EyeSeeCold, Bird, Lyra, and Helvete.

Here are the results:

The awarding of the awards:
The award for most whacked out space cadet tripper goes to: Thomas Chenault!

The award for striking the most heroic poses goes to: Sparrow!

The award for shaking-in-his-boots-like-he-just-saw-a-ghost goes to: Hadoblado!

The award for doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing because he was too busy trying to decode the situation and ending up coming up like a less tripped out version of Thomas and not putting any CDs back goes to: EyeSeeCold!

The award for taking the game the least seriously and taking 2 minutes to put one freaking CD in its case because he was too busy tapping rhythms on his leg to the music goes to: Lyra!

The award for taking the game way too seriously as if it was a life or death catastrophic scenario once he found out who I was goes to: Lyra!

The award for most improved goes to: Lyra!

The award for most methodical goes to: Bird!

The award for most pissed off because everyone fucked up her methods goes to: also Bird

The award for most consistent goes to: Adymus!

The award for A-for-effort goes to: Lyra!

The award for hang-on-a-second-are-you-meaning-to-tell-me-that- goes to: Helvete!

The award for most head-in-the-game badass who made an appearance even though he didn't even have an entry because a riddle he told months ago managed to open up a space-time portal and get him a secret ride into the game wherein he set up another space-time portal which will probably open like 3 or 4 months from now goes to: TheManBeyond, ON BEHALF of some dude who I barely talk to who doesn't even use the forum and will remain unnamed as for now but who told TheManBeyond to fuck off thereby not giving TheManBeyond a turn to play

The award for most awards goes to: Lyra!

Sinny91, for calling me a fookin' madman you get no award. Fuck you Sinny91. <3

And the overall winner is....

*drumroll*
Adymus!

As the aim of the game was simply to put CDs back in their cases, consistency was in this case the most successful approach.

Congratulations Adymus for winning the game. Your prize is one bro-headbutt from my cat redeemable up to 12 months from date of issue, as well as a complimentary cone of tobacco from a bong, lit by Sinny91.

A round of applause for Adymus!

And a complimentary mention goes to:

Lyra, for being a trooper and playing the game even though you've apparently been dead for a whole year.

You get: the first song from the first CD put back:

https://youtu.be/YaenB-_crmE?list=PLYxCqpSngatn8EJbvuX-ZP-8Wu7ISyObl

and some complimentary Iron Maiden:

https://youtu.be/2G5rfPISIwo
 

Sinny91

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Hahahahahahhaaaaa.

You utter cunt.

You held up my hopes up so fucking high... and then do you know what you done? Well if you don't know what you done, ima tell you what you fucking done.. You promised me the world, you took out my heart and you wrapped it in ten layers of fucking bubble wrap promising to protect the bloody thing.. but instead you sat there popping all the fucking bubbles until it's protection was practically null and fucking void, and THEN you allowed the thing to sit out in the sun until it got all shriveled up in shit - AND THEN, and then, you took a fucking breadknife, reopened my chest cavity and shoved in the damned limp biscuit back in.. Like that wasn't enough, you picked me up via my hopes and dreams, carried me all the way to the top of the world trade centre, asked me to look out at the beautiful view, and then you pushed me over the edge - whilst I wasn't looking - and watched me free fall and turn into a bloody puddle of goop at the concrete bottom.. AND ALL FOR WHAT?!?!

BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A MAD MAN?

A BLOODY MAD MAN ?!

WELL GUESS WHAT.

I MAY BE DEAD, BUT YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING MAD MAN.

GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEART TO PLAY WITH.
 

Hadoblado

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I would argue that irrational fear is the best approach to putting CDs back in their CD cases. My entire collection are in the correct cases and have been for years (srsly, it's all angsty teen metal). This is because I don't own a CD player, because I am afraid of them. Yours could be too if you were irrationally afraid like I am.

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The Gopher

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Did I forget to put in my application form?
 

Artsu Tharaz

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Hahahahahahhaaaaa.

You utter cunt.

You held up my hopes up so fucking high... and then do you know what you done? Well if you don't know what you done, ima tell you what you fucking done.. You promised me the world, you took out my heart and you wrapped it in ten layers of fucking bubble wrap promising to protect the bloody thing.. but instead you sat there popping all the fucking bubbles until it's protection was practically null and fucking void, and THEN you allowed the thing to sit out in the sun until it got all shriveled up in shit - AND THEN, and then, you took a fucking breadknife, reopened my chest cavity and shoved in the damned limp biscuit back in.. Like that wasn't enough, you picked me up via my hopes and dreams, carried me all the way to the top of the world trade centre, asked me to look out at the beautiful view, and then you pushed me over the edge - whilst I wasn't looking - and watched me free fall and turn into a bloody puddle of goop at the concrete bottom.. AND ALL FOR WHAT?!?!

BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A MAD MAN?

A BLOODY MAD MAN ?!

WELL GUESS WHAT.

I MAY BE DEAD, BUT YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING MAD MAN.

GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEART TO PLAY WITH.

Thanks you too.

:)
 

TheManBeyond

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take a shit come back and see how some stranger somwhere in this inmense world gave me an award, priceless. thank u
 

EyeSeeCold

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