The new guy

[TeapotPanda]

Hello and welcome back to my post.

IF your wondering why im saying welcome back, it is already a reference to a few moments ago when you tried to figure the meaning of ,welcome back before returning to this realising you fell for my ploy already.

Im TeapotPanda feel free to ask me anything or summon me anywhere.

Questions arouse my mind and yesterday i was thinking about the multiverse and its possebilities before realising that in one of them shrodinger knows what happend to his cat.

Hmm about me.. im a male human with 24 rotations around the sun already.
Oh and the name TeapotPanda comes from my title Teapotmaster in college and panda online.. Here is the dragon
There are more teapot creatures there but no unfortunetly i haven`t created a TeapotPanda since my liscence expired

Oh and my mind can be aroused by almost any subject so feel free to probe it with any questions you can conceive.

Sorry if my writhing is confusing and or filled with typos ;<

 

[Sinny91]

Hey.

Your post prompted me to revisit the Multiverse theory, and I ended up reading on the Lokas and the Talas.

I'm not a Theosophist, but here's some random reading.
http://www.theosociety.org/pasadena/fund/fund-36.htm

 

[Sir Eus Lee]

Good aftermidnight.

And welcome to this.

Suppose a chicken crosses a road with the purpose of getting to the other side. What further directives might the chicken have that are never brought up in mediocre jokes beginning with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

 

[TeapotPanda]

Id first get the chicken drunk.. then try to wager on wether or not it would cross the road but remember to writhe it down so i can call it science..Also the chicken hs to sign a paper stating that the test was animal friendly.. and that i was not responsible for the cars even if i picked the biggest most dangerus traffic spot in the world in order to get higher rates on the betting.

THo i may have forgotten the whole joke thing somewhere alongthe way.. <.>

 

[Pyropyro]

Hi Mr. Teapot
Are you short and stout?
Where is your handle?
Where is your spout?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Are you a teapot shaped like a panda or a panda shaped like a teapot?

Welcome!

 

[TeapotPanda]

Are you a teapot shaped like a panda or a panda shaped like a teapot?

Im just a panda with a hand stuck in a teapot dont ask me why..

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Why?


Come on, you had to see this coming.

 

[Urakro]

I've never heard of teapot masters before. (I haven't gotten out much). Very interesting dragon, limited to computer modelling with a couple of tools. I was wondering if you do real clay sculptures, by starting with a teapot first?

And because you are an artist, I was wondering if you just do it all intuitively, or do you keep in mind the viewers focus, paths of attention, unity, rhythm, contrast...etc. And if the latter, how?

 

[TeapotPanda]

Hmm haven`t done any clay sculpt as of recent yet actuelly hmm.. might be fun.As far as the rest of the modeling its intuitive mostly with alot of experimentations hehe the last i made was the hypogrif if your curious but i did use a reference for the beak there ;<.I may be the only teapot master in existance actuelly , unless i teach my secrets but it was a reputation that presceded me in college nobody knew the "real" teapotmaster.

WHen making the teapotcreations i first create my base body then 1 front leg and then i shift over to making a base head.Before moving back to my body shaping it more to my fancies until im happy enough then go to the legs working those out using the handle as my 'bones'.
Once im finished wit ha front leg i copy it for a backleg and add more snuff on it before heading back to my head.Once the head is done i usually build the neck then before connecting all the body parts together.ANd then i just keep playing with it adding wings ,mane tail and stuff until its done.But i dont spend to much other time on much other stuff since there a fun project.
When i do try to be a little more artistic in my work i usually focus and build it all up in my lineart.SInce my shading is still quite shitty (i tart on paper then go to photosoup)


As for how my hand gets stuck in the Teapot well.. i was scratching myself with a bamboo before noticing my pot was empty as i tried to scoop it up with the bamboo.Before realising my hand got stuck in the pot unless i release the bamboo.But everytime i release my grip i peer inside my pot and notice bamboo stuck in it so i try to get it out until the end of times.Adn thats why they call me the teapotpanda

 

[Alias]

Welcome to the forum, Panda directly correlating to teapots! I hope you find our threads amusing, interesting, helpful, or any combination of the two.

I'm Alias, and I like hats.

 

[TeapotPanda]

Thanks ;D... did you ever try using a teapot as Hat ?Id suggest my faforit the U-tah teapot since it has a nice round bellow to place on your head .. but dont forget to remove the lit.

 

[QuickTwist]

Welcome Teapot person, welcome.

Would you mind sharing a terrible experience you have had?

 

[TeapotPanda]

Hmm dont believe i have had any terrible experiences up to date plenty of bad ones tho.Altho i dont want to go into detail on my latest one i can howver say that my perspective of the world changed.In short i felt emotionally betrayed andmanipulated by another persone and now i have a general dislike and sometimes even minor hatred for other people.At a certain point id much rather be left alone then mingle or talk to anybody.Tho if i enjoy the company of another persone enough i will usually not hold any ill thoughts or discontempt against them.

As for the memory that haunts me most as a suppsoed terrible experience i would ay it was when i was younger and saw my cruh crying.Her frined had commited suicde and i wasn`t able to provide any emotioanl support besides my own presence.ANd i dont like to say idle and meaningless words lik "it will be allright" so even up to date the only thing i could iamgine to have been able to help her at that time wa to make her angry with me.SO i coul provide another source to focus or vent her emotion on although i still doubt it would have helped.

As for my most terrible day well i enjoyed that one .. lost my wallet twice and ripped my pants on the other side of town having to walk back.

But to define something as terrible i first need to experience overwhelmingingly good first otherwise i have nothing to compare it to.

 

[mananaja]

Suppose a chicken crosses a road with the purpose of getting to the other side.
gcub

 

[QuickTwist]

Pain really is the universal language isn't it..

 

[TeapotPanda]

It sure doesn`t seem to be logic Quicktwist because ive met some dum people

 

[QuickTwist]

Tell me about it.