The hungover club

[Helvete]

A place to wallow in your misery induced from the indulgences of the night before.
Maybe even talk about anything interesting that happened (if you can remember!)

There's a drunken club so I thought this was needed, y'know complete the cycle 'n all.

I feel like shit. I remember waking up on the bus with a pool of vomit by my feet, I can only assume it was mine...

Well that's about it. I'm going back to bed.

*sees myself out, stumbles through the door*

 

[shoeless]

when i had my coffee this morning i found a teeny bit of vomit that i only kind of remember happening at the foot of the stairs outside.

other than that, i feel... good-ish. we need a new water filter though, our water tastes like shit. my usual hangover cure of chugging like three glasses of water in a row is not happening today. luckily i don't have to work until 3, so... small miracles, i guess.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

My head feels like a rotten egg, but I didn't drink last night.

 

[Absurdity]

Whiskey always makes me feel like shit, even though I wasn't that drunk last night.

Sticking to gin/vodka tonight.

 

[Steven Gerrard]

I don't get hangover's.

 

[Cavallier]

I never used to get hangovers. I do more these days.

Water. All the water. My kingdom for some water.

I was high and a little drunk last night. Mostly high. I had those lovely rocking on a sea sort of sways.

Now my stomach hurts.

 

[Lot]

God I drank too much last night. Plum wine, tequila, IPA, kalua. My head feels hollow. Head ache coming on. Need to pay rent. Should probably walk out of my house. Maybe put pants on.

 

[Cavallier]

Need to pay rent. Should probably walk out of my house. Maybe put pants on.

Do you think you could do those things in that order and have some take pictures for us?

 

[Helvete]

has to include the picture for contemplating the maybe putting pants on

 

[Absurdity]

Uuugggghhh

 

[Absurdity]

Feeling all kinds of empty.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

Feeling all kinds of empty.

feeling empty is still a feeling

 

[Absurdity]

feeling empty is still a feeling

Just not the one I expected.

 

[TimeAsylums]

Feeling all kinds of empty.

That's what happens when you upchuck everything in your estomago

 

[Absurdity]

That's what happens when you upchuck everything in your estomago

'cept I didn't

 

[Helvete]

'cept I didn't

'cept you only did it a little to make room for more alcohol. Tactical chunder.

 

[Minuend]

There should be like a Skype channel dedicated to drunkness for the nights spend at home (which for some of us is every time as we don't have any drinking buddies left around ;_; ). We could be there like whenever, the only difference would be higher tolerance of stupidity induced by alcohol.

good day sir

 

[Helvete]

I don't feel in tip top shape right now. - typing that sentence feels like one of the most difficult things I'v ever done.

 

[Absurdity]

Met a siren last night. Has crazy written all over her in the most alluring way possible. Doubt I'll be able to bind myself to the mast in time.

 

[Helvete]

Absurdity, could you move this thread to the lounge or somewhere? I don't know what I was thinking when I made this but hangover's are really not fun...

 

[Jennywocky]

An amaretto sour, black forest, and two long island ice teas later....

...bumming around with my cous in a Chicago bar near Wrigley field. Wow my face is numb.

 

[Cavallier]

An amaretto sour, black forest, and two long island ice teas later....

...bumming around with my cous in a Chicago bar near Wrigley field. Wow my face is numb.

Funny how it sneaks up on you huh? Going along and everything is fine then boom! Can't feel my lips anymore.

I love Absinthe because it make my face tingly then numb.

 

[Redfire]

Absurdity, could you move this thread to the lounge or somewhere? I don't know what I was thinking when I made this but hangover's are really not fun...

But it's fun to read about other people's hangovers!
It's better than the drunken thread, which really tempts me. It's been a while and my winter vacations just started. Plus I like dark beer.

Tip: drink some Gatorade along with sodium bicarbonate and ibuprofen before going to sleep after you got drunk. Skip the Gatorade if you feel it will make you puke.

 

[Jennywocky]

No hangover today (I drank a lot of water); 'twas an improperly cooked hamburger that killed the Beauty.

Doesn't anyplace know how to cook a medium burger any more? Rare to them must mean still mooing out in the field.

 

[TBerg]

Not hungover, but after a Manhattan and some sangria, my body feels light but my soul heavy.

Virtual reality is sometimes teh feals gud!

 

[Cavallier]

My hangover cure is huge steaming bowl of Phò.

Spoiler

That delicious salty beef broth with noodles and basil makes life worth living again.

 

[TBerg]

I hate you AND your pho. You can take it and turn it into tom yum for all I care.

[/jealousy]

 

[Helvete]

Now now, let me try and mediate this: Fuck you all I won't get anything as nice as that tomorrow as I can't stand or have complete lack of motivation to eat anything whilst hungover! I'll go drown myself in water tomorrow instead... Now where is the drunken club...

 

[TBerg]

Feeling lack of real appetite for most of the past few days.

 

[Missfortune]

I never used to get hangovers. I do more these days.

that just means you need to drink more and more frequently. im aout 90 lbs and regularly down a liter of vodka every three to four days. no hangovers! on the flipside, my liver is probably going to poop out on me rather quickly..

 

[Helvete]

that just means you need to drink more and more frequently. im aout 90 lbs and regularly down a liter of vodka every three to four days. no hangovers! on the flipside, my liver is probably going to poop out on me rather quickly..

That sounds nasty. I can't handle too much alcohol in my body at once, unless I'm taking MDMA or cocaine in which case I can drink the place out of alcohol and not feel hungover the next day. Although I do have to deal with a comedown...

Speaking of which, I'm really not enjoying today very much...

 

[Helvete]

Fuck sake. It was all fine until the rum came along

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[Jennywocky]

It's always the rum-tum-tum that leaves you dum in the slum.
(But I'll stay mum.)

 

[Absurdity]

God

 

[paradoxparadigm7]

God

That's what spirits do...make you see God

 

[Jennywocky]

That's what spirits do...make you see God

Maybe he's dyslexic and thought he saw a dog.

(or maybe he thought he saw what looked like a dog but because of a fortuitous turn of events it ended up being God in a dog disguise)

 

[paradoxparadigm7]

http://jehovahgod.homestead.com/dog-god.jpg

 

[Absurdity]

That's what spirits do...make you see God

No they make you spin and wish you were dead and fall asleep on the couch at 3 PM.

God's who you beg to when you wake up. Dog's what woke you up.

 

[Jennywocky]

It would be so much more exciting (or disorienting?) to be woken up from a hangover with God licking your face.

 

[TheManBeyond]

bra imondedips

 

[Lot]

I'm never doing xtc without cannabis for the come down, ever again. My body, it hates me. It wasn't even that good of E.

 

[Helvete]

Stupid wine.

 

[QuickTwist]

I'm about to go pick me up some Vodka. BBS

 

[Skeptinoid]

Been binge drinking Oakheart rum for a while as usual but I'm really young (21) so hangovers don't catch up to me so much as others until it hits me like a freight train and I get alcohol poisoning (which is starting to become a weekly thing) the next day and it just gets worse the more you get it. I am probably going to slow down after yesterday/today (insomnia every time, I've had worse symptoms multiple times) but I don't understand how a human could vomit their face off that much in less than 12 hours, I swear it must've been 100 times and it is still lingering which is why I don't want to go to sleep. I woke up feeling fine and then it fucking destroyed my ass to the point where my throat was dry/raw, dehydrated, stomach cramping up from vomiting and neck and back fucked up from leaning forward all fucking day. I've been trying to drink water but anything in my stomach doesn't want to stay down, I might try some water with lemon before or after sleeping and attempt to eat some yogurt/fruit or something. I was thinking if somebody was recording me all day you would have enough zombie voices for 10 more Left 4 Dead games.

tl;dr Hangover 9000 to the point where I wanted to pour a gallon of rum down the sink.
I think if you've already started rocking back and forth like a madman and experienced the shakes at the age of 21 you might have a drinking problem, bahahaa fucking rum.
I need a healthy dose of psilocybin mushrooms or just go back to smoking herb again.

"Nothing but Bacardi you might as well call me Batman or Dracula, it's an energy vampire the next day and I'm pretty much nocturnal without insomnia anyways."

 

[Teffnology]

Sailor Jerry is a more efficient poison. You don't need as much of it to reach the same level that 80 proofs and below offer. 92 proof is the way to be. Yo ho yo ho it's a pirate's life for me.

 

[Lot]

LSA is a hell of an experience.

My tummy today.

 

[r4ch3l]

Things I Wish Were Real #7645: pho delivery drone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBrFrAYQeQ

 

[Desired Username]

To signal the start of each hangover meeting, we need a strong three bell salute

 

[TBerg]

I am so toked up right now. Seeing snapshots of my mental activity is kind of interesting compared to the superficial glimpses.

 

[Skeptinoid]

Back here again... FUCK RUM.
Vomited up about a gallon of water so far today and some of it looked like blood on the top layer, I didn't even think that was fucking possible. Typing this is a large portion of how much I've used the internet so far, been having trouble downing fruit and I have to chase solids with water now along with throat inflammation which makes it even harder.
Just trying to stay positive now which is damn near impossible.
Made the same mistake on St. Patty's Day without even know about it until seeing everyone posting pictures on facebook.