Teakettle

[JaggedGuru]

...so anyway I had this exuberant prologue all prepared in order to memorably announce my presence on your funny little forum - moments after personal motivation hit critical mass and sign-up had begun, I found myself arguing with your Nazi bboard software after being curtly informed that I could not wear a pot on my head!!?!

As if head-pots were a complete absurdity!

I was then autodebased further by being tested on my knowledge of human-inhabited planets, whilst being given no option of factoring in the Drake equation, panspermia or hyperdimensionality.

Is this some kind of joke?

So, yeah, hi INTPf!! Welcome to JaggedGuru...

 

[flow]

Our funny little forum has now become your funny little forum by way of this nonsensical introduction. Welcome. Pass the tea.

 

[Cognisant]

I was then autodebased further by being tested on my knowledge of human-inhabited planets, whilst being given no option of factoring in the Drake equation, panspermia or hyperdimensionality.

Don't worry, that was just to distract you while we took a sample of your brain tissue for analysis, and the results are in... you're one of us, welcome to the forum.

 

[loveofreason]

I prefer to read your introit title as Teak ettle. I'm sure that makes sense to you.

 

[Jesin]

Hmm, you seem interesting.

Yes, I hope your stay on this forum enjoys you. And thanks for the warm welcome.

 

[loveofreason]

Why is it, the day after the forum finally acquires a teakettle, the wretched thing goes missing?


*spoons looseleaf tea over dormouse in frustration*

 

[Da Blob]

well it does seem to be 'letting off steam' as a method of intro so perhaps the title is accurate

 

[Cavallier]

*spoons looseleaf tea over dormouse in frustration*

*snatches dormouse from Lor's clutches and brushes the flustered thing off*

Why must you ruin everything I love?