sexual frustration~*~*

[Bird]

She hates the taste of your sperm
and doesn't want it inside of her body.

 

[kantor1003]

There must be a post I have missed as I'm totally and utter confused. Sure, I haven't slept in a while but still..

 

[Bird]

I think I just misinterpreted your question :x

 

[SpaceYeti]

She hates the taste of your sperm
and doesn't want it inside of her body.

Oh. No reason to bother, then.

 

[kantor1003]

I think I just misinterpreted your question :x

lol, not your fault. My mind is a complete blur at the moment. Been reading philosophy for the last 10 hours to prepare for an exam I will have this morning, which is in a couple of hours.

Anyways, whats wrong about my sperm Bird? What didn't you like about it?

 

[Bird]

lol, not your fault. My mind is a complete blur at the moment. Been reading philosophy for the last 10 hours to prepare for an exam I will have this morning, which is in a couple of hours.

Anyways, whats wrong about my sperm Bird? What didn't you like about it?

Oh, haha.

 

[CoryJames]

Bird loves my sperm.

 

[kantor1003]

Ha! You might be blessed with some resemblance of looks, but I've been blessed with great tasting sperm. All the woman in my district keeps gossiping about this great flavored liquid, which supposedly makes them live longer, boost their intelligence and overall bring them more happiness in life. Some even claim that it brings eternal life.. even guys come to me from far away in pursuit of this divine liquid. Being the nice guy I am, I'm happy to provide (for a small fee) - however, the method in which it's delivered obviously differs in those cases.

 

[Anthile]

What the hell.