Tempestas
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Water?
I bet you knew that riddle before hand, didn't you?A towel.
What gets bigger the more you talk away from it? /generic riddle
What gets bigger the more you talk away from it? /generic riddle
Anyone who has ever ripped a seam in their pants due to a faulty chair will understand this one.How can a hole become bigger the more you walk away from it?
I was right! (with the hole)
My riddle: (since the last seems to be answered)
A woman shoots her husband, hangs him, and then holds him under water for more than five minutes.
Ten minutes later, they both go out for dinner.
How is this possible?
Because pots weren't invented yet.A man was digging in his garden when he stumbled upon the remains of an old pot. It was broken into 5 large pieces. One of the pieces had a signature and the year 17 B.C. scribed on it.
The guy was thrilled to bits and immediately took them to the history museum to 'cash them in'. The archaeologist looked over the pieces for 5 minutes and then handed them back telling him they were fake.
How did he know?
Because pots weren't invented yet.
Tempestas said:People weren't around yet?
I'm betting it has something to do with the Gregorian Calendar, guys...
A man was digging in his garden when he stumbled upon the remains of an old pot. It was broken into 5 large pieces. One of the pieces had a signature and the year 17 B.C. scribed on it.
The guy was thrilled to bits and immediately took them to the history museum to 'cash them in'. The archaeologist looked over the pieces for 5 minutes and then handed them back telling him they were fake.
How did he know?
I see two possibilities.unless the potter was a psychic to know when Jesus would be born......
Riddle:
There once lived a woman with three daughters. When the woman became old, she decided to give ALL her wealth to the smartest of her daughters since the old woman did not have enough money to split among her children.
She gave them each one coin and told them to buy with the coin anything that would fill the entire room. The eldest daughter went into a store and bought some hay. The middle daughter went and bought sacks of feathers.
The youngest daughter thought about it, then went to a small store and bought two tiny items. When the old woman asked to see what they had bought, the oldest daughter's hay only filled one corner of the room. The middle daughter's bag of feathers filled only two corners of the room. The youngest daughter smiled and produced her two items and they were able to fill the entire room. The old woman saw this and gave the third daughter the entire fortune. What were the two items?