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Vegard Pompey

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www.rateyourmusic.com

One of my favourite sites. It's a site where people rate and review music, and since a year ago or so, also movies. It's also sort of a wiki on artists and genres. Wonderful place for recommendations.

If you have profiles, please post them here.

My profile: http://rateyourmusic.com/~vegardpompey

Profiles of people I find really cool:

http://rateyourmusic.com/~aflickering (I sorta know this guy from a metal forum. Great taste in music, brilliant taste in movies.)
http://rateyourmusic.com/~77ships (No idea who this person is, just stumbled upon his/her profile. Amazing taste in art in general. May have a vaguely NSFW profile picture.)
 

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Neat.

I browsed through some reviews from aflickering. Here were some of my favorites:

2Pac - Me Against the World
the world won
Dream Theater - Awake
dream theater fans are FUCKING MORONS

here is every argument with dream theater fan.

dream theater are great because dream theater represent the epitome of progress!

ok even assuming progress is inextricably linked to greatness see dream theater are actually really generic maudlin prog dressed up with loads of flashy bullshit, the progress is purely on a technical level whereas compositionally they are completely and utterly fucking mundane

have you even heard dream theater they're really complex and emotional?!

you are a MORON. shut your fucking mouth, listen to some fucking proper music you miserable little turd. *stamps on your fucking dream theater cds, you little cunt*
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
boulevard of broken gay
My Morning Jacket - Z
vocalist sounds like the paedophile from family guy.
Slayer - Hell Awaits
HWOORRRHEELLLL AAWGGHHAAIITTSSSS, yea i know that growl is fucking processed as shit and the verses are just something lemmy would write if he decided he wanted to kill people and fuck the devil and shit but the point is this fucker of an album was a landmark in bringing the new era of FUCKED UP CRAZY DARK MOTHERFUCKING METAL ARGHHHH. also it shows slayer can write really really subtle riffs that drip with blood and curve into your gut and jab jab jab jab 'til you're dead motherfucker you're DEAD game over. i mean listen to at dawn they sleep what kind of FUCKED UP CRAZY PERSON do you have to be to write something like that esp. back then, those riffs have just this holy shit lurking omnipotent malevolence even the hardest man alive would be shitting himself at, KILL! KILL! KILL! KILLILSJGLFDJLDKJ actually my favourite bit is that fucking scream in crypts of eternity where it's like all that lie here are remAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHINS of DEATHUGH. forget all your so-called brutal death metal with all its anger and posturing and whatever THIS IS WHAT UNGODLY PRIMORDIAL DEMONIC POWER FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE AND IT ISNT ANGRY ITS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR PUNY EXISTENCE AND WILL LAY YOU TO WASTE UNTIL YOU SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ SU NIOJ
Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
wilcock
Radiohead - Kid A (I sense sarcasm here...lol)
starts with 'everything in it's right place' which is like a statement of intent for an album intent on paradoxes and weird juxtapositions, kind of warbles like they're groping for sense and calm and they've got an ideal in their heads but they can't quite reach it and it's all a little confusing. information overload, excess of everything, everything seeping into everything else. yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon is an oblique reference to thom's weird ass face, like his eye is shut like that cause he wakes up every morning with something sour in his mouth. i know a lot of people who think this is the most intense song on the album, i'm not sure about that, but i think it's definitive of the band's music at that moment in time. everything is quite obviously not in its right place but somehow that not-rightness just feels so right, you know?

title track sounds so crumpled and innocent, alien/child's grasp of a world slipping away the more he's exposed to all of crazy modernity of high tech gizmos where everyones allowed everything all of the time so much noise! it's not sad exactly because this whole album is so creepily unsentimental and direct, but there's something sort of disturbingly tragic about this child lost amidst all the sensory overload. not saying thats the overt concept btw that's just what it feels like. these guys are fucking mentalists and i doubt they have the capacity to conceptualise. god i love how all the instruments blend together, the vocals could be an instrument and the instruments could be singing and all i know is it's so goddamned organic. when that overpowering synth fades in or whatever it is and it just recontextualises everything somehow, implies the sheer vastness of everything around him and you're so small and it's so intimate and nothing exists except you and the music inside this chasm.

the national anthem i didn't like one time which was really retarded of me. the way it builds into this on-the-brink frenzy like something's gonna shatter and the world will fall apart. ahh it's so awesome, that fumbling bassline is just so cool. so desperate and wild and then it ends on those ridiculously discordant trumpet farts or whatever, that fucking owns.

how to disappear completely... dislocation alienation can't really feel anythin even if everythin explodes around you im in my own little bubble etc. kind of too obvious and i liked it more as a teen but it does really work and what's most interesting about it is it sounds liek he's trying to convince himself because he's horrified of the possibility of being exposed, it's a self-defense mechanism and he's kind of retreating inside into his dreamworld and again it's totally hypnotic and tragic and then it all starts to warp at the end for a bit and it's like pointing to its own artificiality and god i don't know the metaphors are endless with this fucking album

treefingers is totally amazing and i just get lost in it every time. i don't know what to say about it, obviously it's a transitional track, maybe that space between blakes innocence and experience or something? it's like how can something so intimate and tender also be so vast and all-encompassing, it just makes sure it's your whole world for the 222 or so seconds of its runtime. i'm p much an ambient noob and this song makes me think shit i need to delve deep into that genre. note: not a wrong note yet. i can't remember if there's a bad note in the second half but i don't think so. and when i say bad imean, like, this is musical zugzwang, change the tiniest thing and you lessen its impact.

optimistic! immediately more of a rocker, less enveloping and haunting, although still more enveloping and haunting than most things. this is one acidic piece of satire ain't it, but that is ultimately overwhelmed by this lingering sense that it's straining to believe in itself. dunno what that ending is lol, but i kind of like that they can just do spontaneous inane shit like that and it just works and isn't even questionable. i wonder if it has a thematic purpose or is just random radiohead weirdness.

in limbo started. most enigmatic song on the album? it's the one i can never remember but when i listen to it i think it's amazing. you can't grasp this, it just slips on through. i like how like half the lyrics on the album can be construed as self-referential. or maybe i hate it? fucking oxford pomo cunts. another escape, another idyllic landscape distorted, another dream disturbed by ripples. another weird distorted ending like all meaning and truth is collapsing.

idioteque, greatest song of the decade, greatest song of their careers. song i've most listened to by like a billion miles according to last fm. one of those songs where if you describe it you could just as easily describe it with the opposite adjectives. it's just everything. that's probably an analytical cop out but this song is greater than my puny brain and will probably stay that way. wait, this song IS my brain. it's all our brains man :'( giant brain stew. btw people who don't like thom yorke's vox are unfathomable and this song is why. and the music is like whale songs or something it just aches and keens and it's just the most beautiful thing imaginable.

most underrated song on the album comes next. underrated because it's the second best song of their careers, and people who prefer the amnesiac version are literally satanic. like i have nothing to say to those meatheads. absurd alien vision of everyday life or something i guess, the otherness of it and the unsettled unresolved ambiguity really peaks here. it just maintains the tension to such a ridiculous extent, it makes practically every other piece of music anywhere ever look clichéd.

motion picture soundtrack... i love the way everything gets more real and tangible and then by the end it's like time's passed by and there's so much weight now and he's so jaded. ahh the tragedy of it, and to think how far we've come :(. and he says i will see you in the next life but literally once this album has finished radiohead are no way ever gonna serve as muse to such cosmic divinity again, or even try. no need to bother. what's left to be communicated?

Love 'em. For some reason I always prefer reading negative reviews, especially when they're extra cynical and focus on things like 'pretentiousness' and how douchey a band's fans are. (4.5 stars out of 5)
 

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Yeah, he's an interesting person. Much more intelligent than a single glance at his reviews would have you believe.

I'm pretty sure that Kid A review is almost completely serious. He loves that album. I love the way he reviewed it, his review is almost as artistic as the album itself.
 

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sputnikmusic was sort of like this - where predominantly the lay listeners write the reviews. i like the socialist, joe everyman feel. sometimes critics will wax poetic about some "innovative" album and you get it home and it sounds like a thousand nails on a chalkboard.

if you, ectoplex, enjoy negative review(er)s as much as me, or as much as you say you do, check out robert christgau. i have been reading his reviews for years and he has turned me on to some things i otherwise would not have chanced. hes an asshole, also uber insightful, and he knows it. his reviews are available via online annals, but you could also pick up his books (e.g., albums from the 70s, 80s, 90s) pretty cheap on ebay. this is not a plug.
 

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echoplex, you missed this one:

The Moody Blues - Days of Future Passed
art rock more like fart rock. no wonder the longest review is french

(I actually like that album)
 

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^ haha, I remember that one. I like how he brought nationality into it. I'm actually quite a fan of fart rock myself, it's not all bad, but to each his own.

Yeah, he's an interesting person. Much more intelligent than a single glance at his reviews would have you believe.

I'm pretty sure that Kid A review is almost completely serious. He loves that album. I love the way he reviewed it, his review is almost as artistic as the album itself.
Oh I could definitely tell he is intelligent from some of his more serious reviews, and I actually plan to check out some of his recommendations. Not sure what to make of the negative reviews. On the one hand, overly dismissive criticism of music tends to annoy me, because I tend to think there are redeeming qualities being missed/ignored, and they seem elitist (not necessarily a bad thing though). But at least his are humorous, which makes them far better than serious-negative ones tend to be.

Just look at his treatment of Rubber Soul. And it still got 3 stars!
the beatles are like the most inorganic band possible, their innovations are all plastered onto their respective songs like a big fuck-off attention-seeking banner next to pictures of the fag four's dicks with cum spraying out in arcs spelling 'experimental' which if you look really carefully suddenly morph into words like 'pretentious' and 'smug' and 'tossers'. one thing i will say is that they knew how to use gimmicks to elevate mediocre material in the eyes of the befuddled masses. sad thing is they had songwriting chops before they started really being shitheads (although still not enough so to place them in the pantheon of greats), as this album proves - i really rather like 'you won't see me' and 'in my life' and even 'wait' actually, and there isn't much crap on here.
Is 'fag four' a typo? Either way I want this guy to review my funeral/life.

And hmmm, I really thought the Kid A one was sarcastic. He struck me as the type who would hate Radiohead, and it seemed he was mocking their fanboys/girls with that one, which would actually be an awesome neg-review. It works well as a positive one too though.

@snafupants: Will check out. Thanks.
 

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I really hate that site. It's completely unreliable. Even albums with extremely high ratings get about 90% negative written reviews. And of these written reviews, 90% are poorly researched, full with factual and spelling errors and more often than not, don't follow any reasoning or logic as to why or why not they dislike an album. These quoted reviews may seem funny at first - until you realize that the majority of the reviews on RYM look like this.
 

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I really hate that site. It's completely unreliable. Even albums with extremely high ratings get about 90% negative written reviews. And of these written reviews, 90% are poorly researched, full with factual and spelling errors and more often than not, don't follow any reasoning or logic as to why or why not they dislike an album.

You seem to be basing the entirety of your criticism on the quality of the reviews, and I would agree with you that most of them are not very good, so if you use the site primarily for reviews there are probably better options. I mostly just read the reviews of users I can trust and use the site primarily for the ratings, the profiles and the custom charts.

These quoted reviews may seem funny at first - until you realize that the majority of the reviews on RYM look like this.

Nah, the majority of the reviews on RYM have far less finesse. Read that Kid A review, it's fucking art, not something your average RYM user would write.
 
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