Political correctness? I dont think so.

[Da Blob]

A post of such content may have been made, but I'm new and I don't feel like browsing today :3.


Coming from an ex-communist country I do know how greatly irritating it is to have a teacher give you an F (that would be a 1 in Slovenia) because in your essay (it was in the 8th grade. I believe even than my intellect surpassed that of my teacher's and dare I call her a nibbling twat she was a communist whore :l) you happened to write GYPSY (cigan) instead of Roma (thats how the politiclly correct people call it nowdays, because the word Gypsy is in fact a racial slur and only cruel heartless racist bastards dare call them in such a discriminating way!).

The other day I presented an alternative theory to the proto-slavic one in my history class. I only believe that students should hear all sides (and not the communist bias created to degrade out national pride in order to create greater harmony in yugoslavia, which was in reality divided more than a plumber's butt cheeks). I don't need to remind all that I haven't even started high school -_- Perhaps it's true that elementary schools get the trash of teachers.
Anyway because this contradicted with the teacher's mental state I was flagged as a nationalist (which I am, but seriously... I'm the only one in there who knows what that means) swine and sent to principal (how original). There he lectured me about equality and not being a nuissance and other brainwashed things like that.

Right... And please don't get me started on the local news. Shouldn't they be objective?

Ohh... I dread the Frankfurters!

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Erm... I hope I made sense because I'm not so skilled in writing yet and I apologise for any mistakes made.



Thoughts?

So how come no one has "Offended the Franfurters" Yet....?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

What do you think that those with gills are the new master race? You nazi!!

Invoking Godwin's Law is offensive.



I have no idea how to offend a frankfurter.

 

[Carinthian]

I ment the frankfurters from the frankfurt school of marxsist studies. I ment that I despise cultural marxism more than anything else, even if i am an economic one.

You offend me with your ignorance sir.

 

[Da Blob]

Invoking Godwin's Law is offensive.



I have no idea how to offend a frankfurter.

Call it a 'Hamberg'er?

 

[grey matters]

Wasn't that guy in the Rock Horror Picture Show named Frankferter? If you want to offend Frankferter just piss him off.

 

[sagewolf]

How to offend a frankfurter in two easy steps:

1)Cover it in relish, ketchup, sauerkraut and/or mustard.

2)Eat it.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Sauerkraut is offensive to German people with a high citric and low succrose composition.

 

[sagewolf]

The words 'low sucrose' are offensive to diabetics, because it implies that there's something wrong with them when in fact it's a medical condition and they can't help it.

 

[grey matters]

well, the word "diabetic" is offensive. It implies that these poor people gamble with dice (yes, I know that this is a bit of a stretch but with PC you can stretch things this far.). You should use the words "pancreas challenged" or "insulin challenged". These words don't sound like they are labeling people with a disease, instead they imply that these people are challenged in certain areas. It just sounds better.

 

[sagewolf]

You shouldn't refer to PC-ness when you're trying to be PC. It makes you look insincere. That renders everything you just said on behalf of the insulin-challenged members of society hypocritical and therefore offensive.

 

[grey matters]

You know I think you are on to something here. Perhaps the problem with PC is they have PCness instead of INTPness. It all makes sense now!

 

[sagewolf]

Hey! Implying that INTPness is better than other things is an insult to the members of this forum that aren't INTPs-- you devalue their INFPness or INTJness or whatever else they happen to have!

 

[grey matters]

Well you are right to a point, there are many different types of Pnesses, for example ESTPness, but Jness? What the hell is Jness? This is out of my field, perhaps this is a question for Dr. Noddy.

 

[Da Blob]

I'm offended that this perfectly good thread has been buried for 6 weeks just because of the mention of the dreaded Jness

 

[truthseeker72]

PCness erodes free speech and open discourse. That, more than any of its other annoying traits, is what makes it so troublesome.

 

[Tyria]

History is written by winners. Most of them don't seem to care about the truth, so there you have it. Sad but true.

 

[Ghost1986]

PC is BS