Poems

[BabyfarkMcgeezak]

The female asshole
Gaping it wide open can crush a soul
It's disgusting and beautiful
When it farts
It's the only reason
For broken hearts.

A hand down the crack
Is all I want
A sniff from the back
But not from the front

I would never sell you
Or even agree
To ever let you cheat..
..in front of me.....

Because the asshole is all I'd see
Haunting my dreams
Ass ridiculous ass it seems

I love you girl
And the candles are lit.
Now look me in the ass and say I ain't shit.

 

[QuickTwist]

Amen.

 

[BabyfarkMcgeezak]

Praise the lord
Put forth cash
In the donation basket
For all you can afford
Praise the lord or I'll kick your ass
you can't mess with us
Because we got Jesus
I am a man of sorrow
And am acquainted with grief
I'm turning over a new leaf with the lord
Born again and saved
No longer a depraved
Individual, a fool,
A bird or a maggot
I'm a Christian
You got a problem with that faggit?

 

[QuickTwist]

I lol'd

 

[Creeping Death]

I don't get this new trend/obsession with eating ass. It's nasty and there's nothing to it. Basically, it's for dudes compensating for the fact that they don't really know how to eat pussy. So they try this shit (literally shit) to be more adventurous in bed. Just learn how to eat pussy.

 

[PmjPmj]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are shit
You smell like poo

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

"Oh cool!" I said, "A thread for poems, should be great" I said...

This is awful.

INTPcomplex trolling I take it? It's certainly far more repulsive than the typical intpforum trolling.

 

[TransientMoment]

If you want poems, go see the feelers
Fall on your knees laughing - they'll offer you kneelers
Just don't ask them of the nuances of their work
Their meanings hold reasons that will drive you berserk!


I once met an old mathematician
He said his poems were terrible, and I agreed
But he added I'm quite a poor statistician
For such a claim, more than one sample I did need