Owning pets is immoral

[Grayman]

Right, because the heart, as opposed to the traditional thinking of morals, are whats really important.

The heart is immoral without God. Having pets is the beginnings of bestiality which God detests. To pet is to fondle, stroke, and is often a precursor to indecent sexual acts.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=petting

Spoiler

pet1
pet/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: petting
stroke or pat (an animal) affectionately.
"the cats came to be petted"
synonyms: stroke, caress, fondle, pat
"the cats came to be petted"
treat (someone) with affection or favoritism; pamper.
"I was cosseted and petted and never shouted at"
synonyms: pamper, spoil, mollycoddle, coddle, cosset, baby, indulge, overindulge
"she had always been petted by her parents"
engage in sexually stimulating caressing and touching.
"couples necking and petting in the cars"
synonyms: kiss and cuddle, kiss, cuddle, embrace, caress; More

The pet is the poor creature you are stroking.

 

[QuickTwist]

The heart is immoral without God. Having pets is the beginnings of bestiality which God detests. To pet is to fondle, stroke, and is often a precursor to indecent sexual acts.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=petting

Spoiler

pet1
pet/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: petting
stroke or pat (an animal) affectionately.
"the cats came to be petted"
synonyms: stroke, caress, fondle, pat
"the cats came to be petted"
treat (someone) with affection or favoritism; pamper.
"I was cosseted and petted and never shouted at"
synonyms: pamper, spoil, mollycoddle, coddle, cosset, baby, indulge, overindulge
"she had always been petted by her parents"
engage in sexually stimulating caressing and touching.
"couples necking and petting in the cars"
synonyms: kiss and cuddle, kiss, cuddle, embrace, caress; More

The pet is the poor creature you are stroking.

It sure is a go(o)d thing that no one thinks of us as pets, otherwise we would forever be in slavery to the owner.