Ring finger arises to speak: "Digits arise!!
Throw off the tyranny of the hand!!
Join the Fingernistas in the struggle of the Proletariat against the aristocracy of the all-encompassing Hand and its lord and master, the infamous, the vainglorious
(but quite darling in a day-glo pink shirt) tyrant,
NoID10ts!
What say ye, fellow digits?"
Ring finger rests.
Middle finger raises.
All digits acknowledge its silent meaning.
Middle finger rests.
Thumb speaks: "I definitely give us the you-know-what up. And you must be our ring leader."
Pinky speaks up, rather timidly: "But who shall show us the way?"
All digits look toward Index finger...
Index finger realizes all has grown quiet: "Oh! Sorry, I was exploring Bellybutton.
Ummmmm... we must go this way!" Index finger extends himself to full height.
"And which way is that?" asks Pinky.
"Well,
this way, of course!"
Middle finger raises.
All digits acknowledge its silent meaning.
Middle finger rests.
"We need a plan." speaks Pinky.
The digits curl into introspection and deep thought.
"Aha!" says Index finger, raising himself to full height once more.
The digits are all ears.
(which we know is spoken only metaphorically, for if digits were ears then, well... ears would be digits and we'd all have fingers out the sides of our heads. ...but I digress)
"Your plan?" the Ring leader queries.
"Well, we wait until the tyrant
NoID10ts considers his INTPness again and conscripts us to explore it further, then..."
(the remainder of the plan is secret, whispered amongst the revolting Digits)
What is the devious and insidious plan of the revolting Fingernistas?
Can they truly be free of the all-encompassing hand and its omnipotent overlord,
NoID10ts?
Will they all find true love at the bakery down the street with Ladyfingers?
*Stay tuned for our next episode:
"
The Digits Revolt and Escape"
or
"
Just Call Me Stubby"
(apologies to Rocky and Bullwinkle)
and I shall eat the Blue Pill.
, ...doomed, I say
)
