NoID10ts 1,000th post!

[NoID10ts]

Post number 1,000! Let's celebrate!

Huh? What's that?

Nobody cares, you say?

Well this is anti-climactic.

I planned to present a big extravaganza including a big 1,000 post retrospective but I'm just too damn lazy.

 

[eudemonia]

Cheers I raise a toast to you NoID10ts - to a wonderful guy. This champagne is great. I wish I could share it with you. It's 1am and we're all toasting you . I've just had a wonderful dinner party with lots of INTPness ie discussion and debate about beauty and truth

 

[NoID10ts]

Cheers I raise a toast to you NoID10ts - to a wonderful guy. This champagne is great. I wish I could share it with you. It's 1am and we're all toasting you . I've just had a wonderful dinner party with lots of INTPness ie discussion and debate about beauty and truth

I never get invited to the kind of dinner parties where Pness comes into play.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i thought you were dead. have you resurrected, by chance? ARE YOU POSSIBLY THE CHURCH OF INTPness VERSION OF JESUS!?!

today will be our easter!

 

[Ogion]

@Parties and such: Wait a sec NoI...Aren't you married?...
SCNR

So i toasted to you too, you just couldn't see. Way to go, man. *"So long, and thanks for all the fish, erm, INTPness", i say*

Ogion

 

[NoID10ts]

i thought you were dead. have you resurrected, by chance? ARE YOU POSSIBLY THE CHURCH OF INTPness VERSION OF JESUS!?!

today will be our easter!

I am the resurrected INTPness messiah. I come to give you all fountains of joy, to baptize you with the waters of life! I will come and then go, but I will return and I will come again!

 

[Agent Intellect]

"i wanna get on my knees and keep pleasin' jesus! i wanna feel his faith all over my face!"

 

[Jesin]

Congratulations on your first kilopost. Do you plan to do anything special when you reach a kibipost?

 

[eudemonia]

"i wanna get on my knees and keep pleasin' jesus! i wanna feel his faith all over my face!"

AI, that's just disgusting. There's such a thing as good taste. And NoID10ts faith all over your face isn't it. Restrain yourself, please

 

[NoID10ts]

Congratulations on your first kilopost. Do you plan to do anything special when you reach a kibipost?

Are you sure you aren't the Master Control Program?

 

[NoID10ts]

AI, that's just disgusting. There's such a thing as good taste. And NoID10ts faith all over your face isn't it. Restrain yourself, please

Are you feeling left out? Don't worry, I have blessings for all who bow before me.

 

[Jesin]

AI, that's just disgusting. There's such a thing as good taste. And NoID10ts faith all over your face isn't it. Restrain yourself, please

He didn't even make up that joke. I've heard people refer to that at school and/or on the bus. I think they said it was from some TV show or something, maybe South Park?

 

[Agent Intellect]

He didn't even make up that joke. I've heard people refer to that at school and/or on the bus. I think they said it was from some TV show or something, maybe South Park?

that is correct. hence why i put it in quotes.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

Congrats, NoID10ts.

Called me ol' bud G. Dubya and he sends his regards.

 

[NoID10ts]

Congrats, NoID10ts.

Called me ol' bud G. Dubya and he sends his regards.

Yeah. He's still mad about that whole business between me and his daughter.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Yeah. He's still mad about that whole business between me and his daughter.

you have pricked my INTPness' curiosity. do tell.

 

[NoID10ts]

you have pricked my INTPness' curiosity. do tell.

She was at a bar in Austin, half naked as usual, drunk as hell, and she spilled beer on my shoes. I made her lick it off then give me a very complicated lap dance involving spoons and a water hose (I didn't even tip her *snicker*). Well, she wanted to run away with me after that, but I told her "no", because I have standards, after all. GW made a big thing about it and I think the whole invasion of Iraq may have had something to do with it, but I was too drunk to remember much of that evening, so that's about all the detail I have.

At least until my "tell all" book comes out.

 

[Agent Intellect]

she spilled her beer on you? that goes against my 30 (and counting) commandments! and that story was a lot less sexy then i imagined. no midgets? no gorillas dressed like santa claus? no analogies to a tube sock with two eggs in it? i'm dissapointed.

 

[NoID10ts]

she spilled her beer on you? that goes against my 30 (and counting) commandments! and that story was a lot less sexy then i imagined. no midgets? no gorillas dressed like santa claus? no analogies to a tube sock with two eggs in it? i'm dissapointed.

Well all that is the every day shit that goes without saying. I just wanted to hone in on some of the details that might not be as obvious.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Well all that is the every day shit that goes without saying. I just wanted to hone in on some of the details that might not be as obvious.

must be a culture difference. spoons and water hoses are the mundane details for me, but gorillas are just so hard to come by these days.

 

[NoID10ts]

must be a culture difference. spoons and water hoses are the mundane details for me, but gorillas are just so hard to come by these days.

They are a dime a dozen down here in Texas. Not many people know that. I've got one vacuuming my living room right now.

 

[Agent Intellect]

They are a dime a dozen down here in Texas. Not many people know that. I've got one vacuuming my living room right now.

i don't even have a living room

but if i did, i'd have a gorilla vacuuming it, i can assure you of that.

 

[NoID10ts]

i don't even have a living room

but if i did, i'd have a gorilla vacuuming it, i can assure you of that.

Just don't let them crawl into bed with you. It's hell.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Just don't let them crawl into bed with you. It's hell.

thats precisely what i plan to happen. with a santa claus suit, a midget, spoons, a garden hose, and precisely 7.297 grams of silly puddy.

 

[NoID10ts]

thats precisely what i plan to happen. with a santa claus suit, a midget, spoons, a garden hose, and precisely 7.297 grams of silly puddy.

Been there done that. It's ok, until the part with the silly putty. That stuff is surprisingly hard to get out of deep crevices and holes. Same for the midget.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Been there done that. It's ok, until the part with the silly putty. That stuff is surprisingly hard to get out of deep crevices and holes. Same for the midget.

oh, i have a method. it includes a straw, a pound of ground beef, and a litter of kittens. its the icing on the cake (which is also a necessary ingredient).

 

[NoID10ts]

oh, i have a method. it includes a straw, a pound of ground beef, and a litter of kittens. its the icing on the cake (which is also a necessary ingredient).

Hmmm....

That might work, but I think you'll also need some baking soda and the beef will need to be gently fried to have the proper consistency.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Hmmm....

That might work, but I think you'll also need some baking soda and the beef will need to be gently fried to have the proper consistency.

you know, i generally make it into meatballs and lightly season it with lawry's seasoning salt, but that just might work!

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm hungry.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i'm drunk.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm sleepy.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i'm sore.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm not asking.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i'm telling: its because of work. i lift, pull, push, and lug heavy boxes all day.

 

[NoID10ts]

You sure its not because of the tobasco sauce weilding midget?

 

[Agent Intellect]

You sure its not because of the tobasco sauce weilding midget?

i'm sure that serves to exacerbate it, but i can't blame poor Wemmick for all of it.

 

[NoID10ts]

i'm sure that serves to exacerbate it, but i can't blame poor Wemmick for all of it.

Wait! You know Wemmick! Tell him I said "the spoon is in the wrong hole". He'll understand and will get a kick out of that.

 

[Agent Intellect]

Wait! You know Wemmick! Tell him I said "the spoon is in the wrong hole". He'll understand and will get a kick out of that.

a kick out of it? he just shit himself laughing. after further examination of the shit, i can see why my raw ground beef approach isn't the most efficient.

 

[NoID10ts]

If there are any little people reading this, they must be quite displeased.

 

[Agent Intellect]

yeah, but the3y don't have a soul, so it doesn't matter.

 

[NoID10ts]

yeah, but the3y don't have a soul, so it doesn't matter.

No soul?! Tell Wemmick I want my Bible back. And tell him to make sure and wipe it off first.

 

[Agent Intellect]

ehhh, you might not want that bible back. i think its missing most of Romans and Revalations... amongst other stuff. i'll have him buy you a new one.

 

[NoID10ts]

As long as I get the Acts (of the Apostles) back. There is some real selacious material in there.

 

[Agent Intellect]

As long as I get the Acts (of the Apostles) back. There is some real selacious material in there.

you know that part about the virgin birth? its not a virgin anymore.

 

[NoID10ts]

Damn souless midget.

 

[Agent Intellect]

at least they believe in contraceptives.

 

[NoID10ts]

Now that's how you get the word out!

God, I really need to go to sleep.

 

[Agent Intellect]

sleep is for pussies...





...and people that are tired.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm tired from laughing.

 

[Agent Intellect]

i'm tired from drinking. and laughing. and stroking my INTPness.