New Planets Discovered

[xbox]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2036631/Scientists-50-new-planets-alien-life.html

 

[Anthile]

>dailymail

Go away.

 

[mke2686]

>dailymail

Go away.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/09/110912143536.htm

Better?

 

[Jordan~]

Daily Mail system:

Have any unsubstantiated rumours about celebrities been phoned in?
Yes → Front page
No → Is there anything that can be biliously misrepresented to piss people off into buying bad journalism?
Yes → Front page
No → Is there anything weird in another paper that we can steal and then put something in about immigrants or gays or asylum seekers or something?
Yes → Front page
No → Skip an issue

Interesting story from the source where you shouldn't assume that everything it prints is a knowing and malicious lie, though. Will be interesting to hear if there's any Earth-likes.

 

[xbox]

*sigh*

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/12/7728140-fifty-new-alien-worlds-revealed

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/13/science/space/13planet.html?_r=1&ref=science

 

[GYX_Kid]

Jesus fucking christ me in the ass.