My name is Utisz

[Utisz]

I live on the second floor.

 

[Polaris]

I live upstairs from you -- yes I think I've seen you before.

 

[Utisz]

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was

 

[Jennywocky]

I think it's because you're clumsy
You should try not to talk too loud

 

[CatGoddess]

You damn 2nd floor-ers, we've never beat you once at the annual apartment team Twister match.

 

[Rook]

I have tunneled to France. I command an army of mutated meerkatmen. I rent the basement. Our janitor is a coprophage. If u put hidden cam in toilets, u gonna see sum freaky shit.

 

[Siouxsie]

I live on the second floor.

 

[Utisz]

^^ Yeah at first I found them distracting but they're alright actually once you keep your eyeliner well hidden.

 

[onesteptwostep]

Hello im the sexy milkman.

 

[Utisz]

Hi sexy milkman!
Had to do many paternity tests this month?

 

[onesteptwostep]

Only for you my dear milk consumer, only for you

 

[Utisz]

But she told me I was immaculately conceived!

In retrospect though, maybe with an undue emphasis on the word immaculately.