Most Terrifying Ways The Deep State Is Trying To Destroy Donald Trump

[onesteptwostep]

Most Terrifying Ways The Deep State Is Trying To Destroy Donald Trump

It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying to destroy Donald J. Trump.

www.theonion.com

 

[Cognisant]

Consider South Africa's government, the problem with far left ideology is that it invites corruption under the guise of repreations and social justice. Likewise under Biden I'm sure a lot of far left Democrats have been doing naughty things and are now very concerned about the repercussions of their actions.

Less grand conspiracy, more people being dumbasses.

 

[Puffy]

Consider South Africa's government, the problem with far left ideology is that it invites corruption under the guise of repreations and social justice. Likewise under Biden I'm sure a lot of far left Democrats have been doing naughty things and are now very concerned about the repercussions of their actions.

Less grand conspiracy, more people being dumbasses.

Source is the onion, so the article is bound to be satirical in nature.

 

[Cognisant]

I shall debate you in the greatest of all languages, memes.

Spoiler

The fact that it rhymes makes it soo much better.

Did you hear Neuralink is in human trials now?

 

[ZenRaiden]

Its like Matrix is not a movie anymore.

Its almost like facts don't matter to most people.

 

[onesteptwostep]

I forget that we're an international forum sometimes. The satire is kind of hard to understand if you don't have a good understanding of American civic history.

 

[ZenRaiden]

I forget that we're an international forum sometimes. The satire is kind of hard to understand if you don't have a good understanding of American civic history.

I get it, and onion is pretty much nailing things from every angle.

 

[Black Rose]

The one where they put a severed Diet Coke in his bed was funny.

Just like in The Godfather, they put a severed horse's head in his bed.

 

[scorpiomover]

Most Terrifying Ways The Deep State Is Trying To Destroy Donald Trump

It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying to destroy Donald J. Trump.

www.theonion.com

Somebody should introduce this author to the concept of satire.