duke of new york
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Inspired by the "favorite movies" thread, I present the "most overrated movies" thread. I saw so many films repeated over and over in there that are pretty mediocre by my standards, and those same films are so beloved by people I know that I get incredibly sick of them.
So, without further ado, here is my list:
Inception: A good movie that I enjoyed at the time I watched it. It's pretty creative, but it didn't and doesn't blow my mind like it seems to with everyone else. A solid action flick with some reasonably creative ideas, nothing more.
The 300: I thought it was stupid, but I tend to dislike any comic book-ish movie or pure action movies without good plot or dialogue.
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight: It's just Batman. I never understood what was so great about Batman. Then again, I never understood what was so great about superheroes in general, and I have never liked superhero movies.
V for Vendetta: Anyone who thought this was bold or innovative as a social commentary needs to read more. There was nothing here that dozens of dystopian novels and films hadn't covered before, and the titular character was just tacky. 1984 for an audience too juvenile for 1984. I guess it doesn't help that I also hate Natalie Portman.
Anything by Quentin Tarantino: Pretentious, self-indulgent dialogue. Relies heavily on gore and violence for shock value. Even QT himself just looks and talks like an asshole.
Anything by David Lynch: If nobody can figure out what your film is about, then you failed. If there is no actual meaning to figure out, it's just masturbation.
Avatar: Hackneyed plot, awful script, weak acting. The whole thing was just a vehicle to sell some fancy CGI.
Transformers: Why the fuck does anyone over 10 years old even like this?
Discuss.
So, without further ado, here is my list:
Inception: A good movie that I enjoyed at the time I watched it. It's pretty creative, but it didn't and doesn't blow my mind like it seems to with everyone else. A solid action flick with some reasonably creative ideas, nothing more.
The 300: I thought it was stupid, but I tend to dislike any comic book-ish movie or pure action movies without good plot or dialogue.
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight: It's just Batman. I never understood what was so great about Batman. Then again, I never understood what was so great about superheroes in general, and I have never liked superhero movies.
V for Vendetta: Anyone who thought this was bold or innovative as a social commentary needs to read more. There was nothing here that dozens of dystopian novels and films hadn't covered before, and the titular character was just tacky. 1984 for an audience too juvenile for 1984. I guess it doesn't help that I also hate Natalie Portman.
Anything by Quentin Tarantino: Pretentious, self-indulgent dialogue. Relies heavily on gore and violence for shock value. Even QT himself just looks and talks like an asshole.
Anything by David Lynch: If nobody can figure out what your film is about, then you failed. If there is no actual meaning to figure out, it's just masturbation.
Avatar: Hackneyed plot, awful script, weak acting. The whole thing was just a vehicle to sell some fancy CGI.
Transformers: Why the fuck does anyone over 10 years old even like this?
Discuss.