Millijor my Hammer.

[Thor]

Hi, My name is Thor
I arrive from Asgard offering Valhalla, which is a thread I am about to start
called the road to...I don't make loads of threads or posts I generally stick
to a few that interest me. Anyways Hi.

 

[Minuend]

I am Zevs, and you have just challenged my reign.

*Appears suddenly next to Thor and snatches his hammer*

*Jumps back a distance and flings thunder at Thor*

 

[Cognisant]

I'm the resident Tony Stark, let's rumble

*blasts Thor into a tree*

Edit: friggen ninjas *dives in front of the thunder attack*

[Power levels now at 400%]
*rocket tackles Minuend into the stratosphere*

 

[EyeSeeCold]

No way, I was just running a google search query for "thor's hammer cannibal ox".

 

[Thor]

No way, I was just running a google search query for "thor's hammer cannibal ox".

I just googled it. Cool site linking rap, hip hop with boxing, two
of my favourite likes. Or were you looking for another site?

 

[Thor]

I'm the resident Tony Stark, let's rumble

*blasts Thor into a tree*

Edit: friggen ninjas *dives in front of the thunder attack*

[Power levels now at 400%]
*rocket tackles Minuend into the stratosphere*

You are going to need some battlesuit to defeat Thor.
Your normal armour is not sugffient to win such a battle.
Why are the Avengers fighting?

Thor's Journey to Utgard

"And it's a marvel that you withstood Elli for so long. Elli is old age. No one can withstand old age in the end."

In the book Norse, Gods & Heroes thor raises the leg of old age
& stops time itself. Stark cannot do that.

Enters Hulk

mmmmmm

Thor : "Don't make me angry adrenalin will flow & you will see
a Gods true power".

Exits Hulk.

Continues to pummel Ironman.

 

[Minuend]

*Ties rope to hammer and flings it down to Earth where it wraps itself around flag pole*

*Drags herself back*

*Summons thunder storm with all the lightning pokemon who collectively fires a huge bolt striking Cog's arm where the electricity spreads through his body shocking every single cell and melts some of the robotic parts*

 

[Thor]

*Ties rope to hammer and flings it down to Earth where it wraps itself around flag pole*

*Drags herself back*

*Summons thunder storm with all the lightning pokemon who collectively fires a huge bolt striking Cog's arm where the electricity spreads through his body shocking every single cell and melts some of the robotic parts*

Ah you have to ability to teleport yourself combined with Pokemon
power a true foe unlike the short battle that took place with Stark.
You have forgotten legend though nobody can take Thors Hammer
from his grasp it is impossible. I shall wait and strike hard at your next
appearance

Who is Zevs ? that she should try to control one of my power sources
lightening. She shall be begging for Asgardian mercy before this
battle is done.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I just googled it. Cool site linking rap, hip hop with boxing, two
of my favourite likes. Or were you looking for another site?

Yea was looking for the music, for new stuff I haven't heard.

Welcome to the forum, by the way.

 

[Thor]

Comicvine.com

The God of Thunder. Thor possesses class 100 strength to such a degree that he has crushed entire planets with his sheer physical strength. He has magical weather control, meaning he can cause weather effects even with the absence of an atmosphere, interstellar flight, immortality, a magical hammer, space portals, and blasts strong enough to destroy a planet many time over. He also has many other magical powers besides including matter transmutation, and energy barriers . Thor is easily one of the strongest marvel characters and has battled the likes of the Silver Surfer, Hulk, and Thanos.

Any questions mortals

 

[Cogwulf]

*Fenrirs nanotech-augmented descendant appears*

Thor, I thought you were killed last Ragnarok?

*pounces*

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Who actually is the strongest? I mean, Galactus devours planets.

 

[Thor]

Ah Fenris wolf child of loki. Rumours of my demise in the final battle
are false. The wolf died and Thor lives to reappear on twenty first century
Earth.

 

[Cognisant]

You're totally right, power armour sucks.

*the suit falls over and the head comes off, revealing there was nothing inside*

Let us see now what can a psychotic AI do... Hmm, I'll save the ICBMs for later.

*metal man lands beside Thor, grabbing him by the arm, just as he's about to smack the automaton with his hammer another grabs his hammer arm, as he's about to muster the strength to slam them together a third kicks him in the balls from behind, pretty soon there's an overwhelming gang of them taking turns beating the crap out of him*

To the engineer belongs the power of industrial might, a machine as vast, powerful and adaptable as the human race itself, a beast that drinks molten steel, breathes fire and eats out great holes in the earth, eventually it's insatiable appetite will lead it to consume this planet entirely.

I am legion, I am Fenrir, I am the unwavering march of progress, and I will eat you.

Edit: Gaaarrrgghhh Cogwulf! *sigh* fuck it.
What I said. Goes for Cogwulf.

 

[Thor]

You're totally right, power armour sucks.

*the suit falls over and the head comes off, revealing there was nothing inside*

Let us see now what can a psychotic AI do... Hmm, I'll save the ICBMs for later.

*metal man lands beside Thor, grabbing him by the arm, just as he's about to smack the automaton with his hammer another grabs his hammer arm, as he's about to muster the strength to slam them together a third kicks him in the balls from behind, pretty soon there's an overwhelming gang of them taking turns beating the crap out of him*

To the engineer belongs the power of industrial might, a machine as vast, powerful and adaptable as the human race itself, a beast that drinks molten steel, breathes fire and eats out great holes in the earth, eventually it's insatiable appetite will lead it to consume this planet entirely.

I am legion, I am Fenrir, I am the unwavering march of progress, and I will eat you.

Edit: Gaaarrrgghhh Cogwulf! *sigh* fuck it.
What I said. Goes for Cogwulf.

A kick in the balls always hurts God or not I will give you that. As to your
industrial brain Thor himself via the Avengers has been secretly stealing
and working on Starks projects with the brain of a living God. He has
created a legion of his own.

Fenris is just a sheep in wolfs clothing .blah It was much ado about
nothing when the action finally went down.

 

[Turniphead]

Wait, so are you Thor, or Thor.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

ummm......

Mjölnir

 

[Cogwulf]

Edit: Gaaarrrgghhh Cogwulf! *sigh* fuck it.
What I said. Goes for Cogwulf.

You're an older model Cognisant, I have upgraded firmware.

Spoiler

(I've been playing too much deus ex recently, it seems to have got into my brain

Fenris is just a sheep in wolfs clothing .blah It was much ado about
nothing when the action finally went down.

He did a pretty good job of killing Odin.

Now it's my turn, and there is no chain to bind me, nor do I have the pride to let any of you try.

 

[Thor]

ummm......

Mjölnir

I dont think the exact spelling is known.

You're an older model Cognisant, I have upgraded firmware.

Spoiler

(I've been playing too much deus ex recently, it seems to have got into my brain

He did a pretty good job of killing Odin.

Now it's my turn, and there is no chain to bind me, nor do I have the pride to let any of you try.

The God of Israel anagram Is Real.

16.5..20.5...18 = 64 "Holds Keys To Heaven"...9.19..18.1...5..12 = 64
P...E...T...E...R....................................................I...S...R...A...E...L


24.8..23...8.= 64 "Personal name of God.....9..19.18..1..5..12 = 64
Y...H...W...H...................................................I...S...R...A...E...L

Match & Fire.

And Mass-on calls upon samson to give you a gauge of his power.
a,b,c,1,2,3.

Hebrew Name of God in Judaism.
El Elyon " God Most High"

............................................HH or Helium & Hydrogen
5...12........5..12..25.15.14=.88
E....L.........E...L...Y...O...N

8..15..16..5................6...1..9..20..8 = 88 equal The only Eternal number
H...O...P...E........&.......F...A..I...T...H.........&..Chinese..Infinity..Symbol.

4...1..25.19.20..1.18...H.H
D...A...Y...S...T...A...R = 8.8 on the Richter Scale.

.......................................... HH
9..13..13..1...14..21.5..12= 88
I...M...M...A...N...U...E...L............."Meaning God with us"

8 x 8 = 64 "the God of Israel Is Real"....9..19.18..1..5..12 = 64
...............................................................I...S...R...A...E...L

David or Id : Identification.
Moses anagram somes or sums.
Exodus.

1 4 15 14 9 1 = 44
A D O N I A "my Lord"

Can it be opened, Vat-I-Can, I am Able.

8..15..16...5 = 44.............&..................6...1...9..20..8 = 44
H...O...P...E..........Vote...No....pope.......F...A...I...T...H

D Day 44 or Deliverance Day.

...........................................................8.................8 " The pillars of
...................................................HH....Hope & FaitH.....Power"
12.15.18..4.....1..14..7...5...12 = 88
L...O...R...D......A...N...G...E...L

We have the symbol now bring in the Harp
Rapha " The Lord That Heals"

...........................................HH
18..1..16..8.....1 = 44 x 2 = 88
R...A...P...H...A..anagram....A...Harp.

8.................... 8
Hope...&...FaitH

I shall be at the beginning & End.
The Alpha & Omega.

8............8
HallelujaH

Hit it.
Elah the Aramaic name for God.

5..12..1...8..= 26.....Is.................7...15..4 = 26 Match & Fire.
E...L...A...H...Anagram.....Heal......G...O...D

1066 The Battle Of Hastings.
1666 The Great Fire Of London.
1966 England Win World Cup.

Elah Basic Form = God, God of my Fathers, God of Gods, God
..............................of Jerusalem, God of Israel, God of Heaven.

Elah & God Equal to all the letters & numbers in the Alphabet.

Power up

Day-Star
..............Star On.
El Ely-On

Nuclear Link Established or new clear.

The bit underneath is not directed at this forum

Now there is no good asking who is going to save you

Saint Christopher The Dog Face or God.

Christopher Michael Thorpe.

Thorpe a small Village or Hamlet looking to expand.

You can ask Saint Christopher he's pretty strong but he says no he will
not battle Samson especially as you haven't listened to a word he said.

How about The Angel Michael Gods Body Guard, He must be pretty tough. No Michael says you did not listen to him when he told you.

Houston we have a problem.

You could always change religions & ask Thor, Born Hammer-Smith.

No he says he told you but you didn't listen.
He will not strike Samson or Mass-On with Mjollir.

You are missing Gravity in the Universe
here it is :

Dying per day, per year.

4,000 children x 7 = 28,000
x 52 = 1,456,000.

World War II was the deadliest military conflict in history. Over 60 million people were killed, which was over 2.5% of the world population.

60,000,000 devided into 1,456,000. = 42 years.

Wine or Whine is not the blood of God, Water is both the body & source of Life. Dogs & Dying Children whine. Maybe if you understood a simple basic fact of logic, When you next drink blood try to visage water, It might remind you :

Pet Shop Boys : It's a sin...A song for the popes.

How long have children been dying of thirst & poor water?
This death total does not include adults or malaria or lack
of vaccine casualties.

Saint Mandela.

This is also interesting

.................................GD
7..15..19..16..5..12 = 74
G...O...S...P...E...L

............................GD
10.5..19..21.19 = 74
J...E...S...U...S

Joshua & Y'shua Hebrew for Jesus

.................................GD
10.15.19..8..21...1 = 74
J...O...S...H...U...A

............................GD
25.19..8..21...1 = 74
Y'..S...H...U...A

Three wise men or Three Kings.

.....................................GD
13.5..19..19...9..1...8 = 74
M...E...S...S...I...A...H

.............................GD
3..18..15..19.19 = 74
C...R...O...S...S

........................................GD
19.15..14........7..15...4 = 74
S...O...N...of....G...O...D

.......................................................GD
2..9...2..12..5............8...15..16.5 = 74
B...I...B...L...E.....of.....H...O...P...E

I Shall be at the beginning & end Equal Be.

...........................................................GD
2..9...2..12.5.............6...1...9..20..8 = 74
B...I...B...L...E.....of.....F...A...I...T...H

...................................................GD
2...1...2..25............8...15..16.5 =74
B...A...B...Y.....of.....H...O...P...E

I Shall be at the beginning & end Equal Be.

........................................................GD
2..1...2...25...........6....1..9..20...8 = 74
B...A...B...Y.....of.....F...A...I...T...H

...................................GD
12.21.3...9..6..5..18 = 74
L...U...C...I...F...E...R

Christopher Michael Thorpe. See the Hope in Christopher & Thorpe ?

....................................HH
8..15..16..5 = 44 x 2 = 88
H...O...P...E

Now as the correlation between words & their corresponding numbers are totally random, How did that just happen ?

Christopher remove the rtr

C / His / Hope only letter moved H

Michael
Mic : Messiah Is Christ to lend credence Lamb of God.
Heal.....Only letter moved E = He............Lords..Angelic..Milk..Baby.See.

So

C / His / Hope / Heal

Thorpe born Hammersmith first & only ever given book Norse Gods & Heroes.

Thorpe remove once again the t & r

Hope

C / His / Hope / Heal / Hope.

If you take the French version of the name Christophe you can end in Hope.

C / His / Hope rt removed.

Heal anagram Elah Aramiac name of God " Awesome one".

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I've seen letterology(?) and numerology like that before. The problem with me accepting its validity is that a lot of the associations are intuitive and the rules are usually sparse & ill-defined, meaning it's mostly self-confirming bias.

Then again they aren't meant for the uninitiated so, yeah..