MBTI Posters: Sexual Representations of the Types

Snail · Jan 16, 2009

Ogion · Jan 16, 2009

Great images, snail

Ogion

Anthile · Jan 16, 2009

Hilarious. I even had to laugh out loud.

Snail · Jan 16, 2009

I did these in response to a request at Personality Cafe. Thanks for the encouragement.

Agent Intellect · Jan 16, 2009

raise your hand if you found your girlfriend/boyfriend online

*raises hand

Decaf · Jan 16, 2009

... is it bad that I own a couple of those books in the top pic...

Thank god my girlfriend isn't on the forum or she'd tell you extensively how appropriate that picture is for me.

Oddly enough, I have met several girls online, but haven't started a relationship with any of them. I married a girl in a MUDD a decade ago, does that count?

Snail · Jan 16, 2009

Waterstiller · Jan 17, 2009

I wonder what the average age is for an INTP to lose their virginity.

Yozuki · Jan 17, 2009

Those were absolutely hilarious.

Snail · Jan 17, 2009

I would hope that they remain virgins as long as possible, at least until they are legal, because there is nothing hotter than taking a nerd's virginity. I am so absolutely turned on by that, especially if I think there is a chance of being the one the nerd decides to mate with for life.

fullerene · Jan 17, 2009

eek!

*hides with his virginity*

Wisp · Jan 17, 2009

INTP? 41.

EDIT: Holy Crap! Yozuki returns!

Welcome back!

Snail · Jan 17, 2009

cryptonia said:
eek!

*hides with his virginity*

Noooo! Don't hide from me, little nerd virgin. It is yours that I want the most.

Ogion · Jan 17, 2009

I am too a virgin, but i rather hide that than hiding myself behind it.
But well, she's only after cryp anyways so i think it is safe

Ogion

Snail · Jan 17, 2009

Yeah, I only need one. Sorry, if there is another adorable nerd boy who is willing to sacrifice his virginity to me. Maybe if cryptonia decides he doesn't want me, I'll be available, but more likely, I'll just be sad. My harem is now exclusively for intellectual intercourse, as expressed in the INTP sex poster I made for this thread.

Waterstiller · Jan 17, 2009

Snail said:
I would hope that they remain virgins as long as possible, at least until they are legal, because there is nothing hotter than taking a nerd's virginity. I am so absolutely turned on by that, especially if I think there is a chance of being the one the nerd decides to mate with for life.

... You're full of hilariously cool and sentimental ideas. I respect your mind.

I'd guess the average age an INTP will start to have sex is ~20.

JoeJoe · Jan 17, 2009

Did you know that the average age for Germans to lose their virginity is 15.9? They are only topped by Icelanders.

Ogion · Jan 17, 2009

Hmpf, i am over both averages...A friend of mine (for sure some kind of SJ) once told me i was probably asexual and he meant it as an insult (although trying to be friendly about it

) but i don't think i am. It just didn't happen yet, which is probably mostly due to my shyness and lack of ambition...

Ogion

Jesin · Jan 17, 2009

Snail said:
I would hope that they remain virgins as long as possible, at least until they are legal, because there is nothing hotter than taking a nerd's virginity. I am so absolutely turned on by that, especially if I think there is a chance of being the one the nerd decides to mate with for life.

cryptonia said:
eek!

*hides with his virginity*

Snail said:
Noooo! Don't hide from me, little nerd virgin. It is yours that I want the most.

I lol'd.

fullerene · Jan 17, 2009

*gloats while doing his "we made Jesin laugh" dance

Jesin · Jan 17, 2009

Gloating? Why?

Ancalion · Jan 17, 2009

Having sex once a year works for me. Is that nerdish?

Chimera · Jan 17, 2009

JoeJoe said:
Did you know that the average age for Germans to lose their virginity is 15.9? They are only topped by Icelanders.

_________
____________

...I had to read that sentence again.
Was the innuendo planned, or did I just read it wrong 'cause of Snail?

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Snail · Jan 18, 2009

I wish I were still a virgin.

Fordy · Jan 18, 2009

Snail said:
I wish I were still a virgin.

Here, take mine. You can use it for a while...

But I might need it back some day, so try not to lose it.

JoeJoe · Jan 18, 2009

Chimera said:
_________
____________

...I had to read that sentence again.
Was the innuendo planned, or did I just read it wrong 'cause of Snail?
____________
_________

When you said "innuendo" I had to read the sentence 6 times before I got it.

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

Fordy said:
Here, take mine. You can use it for a while...

But I might need it back some day, so try not to lose it.

...

?!?

Kuu · Jan 18, 2009

^^ "Confusion is the first step to understanding."

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

You can't lend that to someone and expect them to give it back.

JoeJoe · Jan 18, 2009

Can't you accept a joke on a paradoxon?

Kuu · Jan 18, 2009

No, he's Jesin. He's square like his avatar is square, and composed of little squares.

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

No, I got the joke. I was responding to Tekton.

JoeJoe · Jan 18, 2009

square is as square does.

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

And what about triangles?

JoeJoe · Jan 18, 2009

Trinity is triangular.

Kuu · Jan 18, 2009

Jesin said:
No, I got the joke. I was responding to Tekton.

Oh. Hmm you are wrong. But that's natural, because confusion is confusing. Confucius says that if you give confusion, you'll stay confused, and the other person then gets confused, but when he gives his confusion to you, he is still confused himself! and then you get back even more confusion! Confused enough?

Jesin said:
And what about triangles?

Triangles are hot.

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

That saying only gets attributed to Confucius because of the way his name sounds.

Octagons?

fullerene · Jan 18, 2009

Jesin said:
Gloating? Why?

Tekton said:
No, he's Jesin. He's square like his avatar is square, and composed of little squares.

That, good sir, is why I'm proud to have made you laugh

oh..... and you're a computer.

Kuu · Jan 18, 2009

Jesin said:
That saying only gets attributed to Confucius because of the way his name sounds.

Wrong again. He said it to me personally when I saw him once, when tagging along one of JoeJoe's time raids.

Octagons?

Nah Octagons are dead in bed. Now Hexagons... Hexagons are Sexagons!

(IT would be interesting to give a geometrical figure to each of the types... it would be funnier than Perseus at least. At least to me...)

Jesin · Jan 18, 2009

cryptonia said:
That, good sir, is why I'm proud to have made you laugh

oh..... and you're a computer.

_

JoeJoe · Jan 18, 2009

Jesin said:
That saying only gets attributed to Confucius because of the way his name sounds.

Octagons?

One of my favorite jokes: MJ to Spidey: Oh, Peter, you gave me an Octogasm!

With Pentagons it depends on guns. :confused:

grey matters · Jan 19, 2009

Well I hate to be a real square but here are the shapes for the 4 temperaments:

Fire NF Tetrahedron.

Air SP Octahedron.

Water NT Icosahedron.

Earth SJ Hexahedron (cube).

I might have got the temperament and the "element" mixed up, but the element and it's shape are correct according to the book "A Beginner's Guide to Constructing the Universe" By Michael S. Schneider.

lucazin · Jan 20, 2009

grey matters said:
Well I hate to be a real square but here are the shapes for the 4 temperaments:

Fire NF Tetrahedron.

Air SP Octahedron.

Water NT Icosahedron.

Earth SJ Hexahedron (cube).

Pretty well done. I love the way that the elements can fit with each one and even watch and like Avatar: The Last Airbender because of it.

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz15/quizpu.php?testid=1124890678

A simple quizz about your element...

It's funny to see that mine gave ice and water, both with 27%.

[Edit] http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/955...ement-a-serious-personality-test-for-a-change

This one is great too, more complex than the other and it gave me Air. I begin to think I'm really half INTP and half INFP (my Thinking was always my lower point).

And I did a totally off of the principal theme post...

grey matters · Jan 20, 2009

So are you saying that this thread has been successfully hijacked?

Anthile · Jan 20, 2009

No, this thread is now successfully re-hijacked:

grey matters · Jan 20, 2009

Touche.

hopefulmonster · Jan 20, 2009

The entp argument pic definitely fits me. I had what was supposed to be a one night stand turn into an intellectual chat over coffe the other night. We did get to sexors eventually tho. I honestly don't know which part of the night I enjoyed most. Who would have thought black holes can make fun dirty talk.

Snail · Jan 20, 2009

Anthile said:
No, this thread is now successfully re-hijacked:

Brilliant!

Anthile · Jan 20, 2009

Snail said:
Brilliant!

And another one, heavily inspired by Tekton and Ogion (erm, the idea, not the love triangle itself):

Legionnaire · Jan 20, 2009

Wanted to use one of my own images and this is the only one I had with a female in it.

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