Life story...

[Turniphead]

I like cheesecake, although I'm not as fanatical about it as I was in the past. It used to be all I would ask for in terms of gifts. Now I don't even have to ask for it and I still get it fairly often.

Well, that just about sums up my life...

But if there is anything that seems missing, don't hesitate to ask!


P.S. I like to use these(...) things a lot...

 

[Czech Yes or No]

First!

Welcome to the forums, brother. What color is night?

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Sanguine

 

[Turniphead]

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Sanguine

Well that's weird...
Around here it seems more yellowish.

But is moonlight blue?

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http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.ca/2008/01/is-moonlight-blue.html

 

[MissQuote]

Hi. You seem like a well rounded individual.

 

[Turniphead]

Haha, because my head is shaped like a turnip? Because i like round cakes? Because I like round punctuation... ? Because skulls are kind of roundish... or how did you know?

 

[Mello]

Chocolate cake is better.

 

[MissQuote]

Haha, because my head is shaped like a turnip? Because i like round cakes? Because I like round punctuation... ? Because skulls are kind of roundish... or how did you know?

exactly

 

[Turniphead]

What, like the fluffy kind? I'd rather eat a brownie.

Percentage of chocolate cakes that are good = 10%
Percentage of cheesecakes that taste bad = 10%

Total cakes eated all up = 90%

 

[Mello]

What, like the fluffy kind? I'd rather eat a brownie.

Percentage of chocolate cakes that are good = 10%
Percentage of cheesecakes that taste bad = 10%

Total cakes eated all up = 90%

Percentage of chocolate cakes that are good = 100%

 

[Turniphead]

Does... not... compute.

 

[snafupants]

Percentage of chocolate cakes that are good = 100%

That same percentage cause dental caries and mood swings.

 

[Mello]

That same percentage cause dental caries and mood swings.

Eating chocolate makes you horny.

 

[snafupants]

Eating chocolate makes you horny.

Chocolate makes me horny at least.

 

[Lfnunley]

In fifth grade all I would say was "I like happy cheese cake", and I have no idea why. I don't even like cheesecake. But anyway, welcome!

 

[Da Blob]

Beware...!

Oops! I meant to say Be Welcomed ....

BTW...

There are some members that detest those of us that use....

I think it is a matter of envy...